Xavier renegade angel

what is your favorite line from this absolutely kino show?

Frittata!

what doth life

"take that" and "taste the pain"

Got a permit to sell hotdogs, chico man?

Pretentious and overrated

...

people, there's a lady being raped

a man, is raaaping a laaady

and this lady is named... mother earth

>is he harassing you? or would you prefer her ass in you?

i would say the one that made me actually think a few minutes later was

>i'd love to see him pray an abortion

I just thought it was silly at face value then i realized just how deep the absurdity of the statement went.

show me on me where he touched you!

>"Checkmate"
>"OH! So you admit you're checkin' me out, and you wanna mate"

oopsie doodles, oopsie doo

it's anti-pretentious

How is it pretentious? It's a low budget adult swim show that aired at like 3am.

>*lists exact reason it's pretentious*
Heh... not bad kid.

this comment is very kafka-esque

As this child's weeny-minder I'm policing you now, and I'll cop-you-later if you so much as yodel his scrotal, fiddle his faddle. I have reason to believe this kid's lower back bottom was once treated like grand central station.

It's LICENSE to sell hotdogs, you braindead loser

I don't remember it verbatim, but the mexican gangsters talking about contextual reframing always gets me.

It's a toss between "You look so superficial, you probably judge things by their physical appearance." or "I'm a crop stuffer!"

wiggers

Surely indulging in some small luxury won't lead to an infestation of greed

How is it overrated? Besides a small cult following and some Sup Forums contrarians no one talks about it or even knows it exists. Hell more people know about Wonder Showzen than Xavier

>"You should know, I faked all the impotence. I could have consummated the marriage. And I still intend to. Sleep tight tonight!"

I fingered myself... to death.

ooga booga chinaman

ooh, frittata!

The best episode is Going Normal.

It is the most kino.

this is correct

What operating system is she running? DOS Ex-machina?

Yeh, you eat that ketchup nice and good

What?! You've only got ONE penii?

Explain. Can't remember the context either.

Memes imitates art, a show before it's time

What's the worst episode

basically the idea is this doctor is doing surgery entirely based on prayer and faith. he is requesting God do these various tasks and techniques for him to save this man's life (though it turns out it's really a kid behind the scenes doing the surgery but that's besides the point) but Xavier is watching this doctor pray his patient to health and xavier quips "i'd love to see him pray an abortion". It's just the absurdity that the doctor would be praying to God to perform an abortion despite God obviously disapproving of such a thing.

Fuck I forgot how perfect this show is I think I'll watch it all again tonight

SPORTS! SPORTS! SPORTS!

I'm a feminist! I'll make sexism my bitch! Sexism will be all like "Oh, Xavier! kissy kissy!"

>*Xavier turns woman into a hotdog*
>Her ex-husband: "where's my ex-wife?"
>Xavier: "I have some bad news and a snack for you"

Heh heh, I'm just joshin' you. That's lake humor.

The exact opposite of this.

The fan submission episode.

>We don't cotton to freaks around here
>I don't polycotton to coping tropes

What's the worst episode of Xavier?
I think the one where the town paints themselves gold is kinda boring. I always end up skipping it.

S1 Ep9

Where he keeps getting visions of the christian gorilla

The wail of a victim, almost as bad as the victim of a whale

Who actually voiced Xavier himself? I can't seem to find out.

Life. You could say it started when I was a kid.

Self? Yeah, I've got bigger fish to fry.

Reminder to check out Aeon Flux when watching forgotten 11/10 western cartoons.

No, it is the peak of disappointment.

i've never heard of this, which one is the fan submission episode?

I came for nothing, and I got nothing! It was like I never came.

I think it was Jim Tozzi

I really like the episode where Xavier get bought as a pet and the guy who bought him starts shooting up with Indian blood. The cowboy blood spirits being tainted with Arab blood made me crack up.

And the abstract nature of an all-white gang sign

>penii
Are you sure it isn't peen-eye?

This week, instead of eating tacos, let's just talk...Oh.

Second-to-last one

"I know everything you're gonna-"
"-say, and I know everything you're gonna-"
"-don't."

yes

The PFFR crew depresses the hell out of me; a bunch of 40-something-year-old hipsters with the sense of humoe of 13-year-olds they call "absurdist". All of then are rhe holier-tban-thou liberal types abd trust funders.

This.

Her: user what are your favorite cartoons?

You: Rick & Morty, Bojack, Xavier Renegade Angel, the list goes on...

>Her: user what are your favorite cartoons?

t. never talked to a woman

Wow, 20 minutes to think of a comeback

I always loved how he changed his tone for that last sentence. The Xavier voice acting really elevates the script sometimes.

>t.autist who can't comprehend irony

Exactly vice reversa

You got more issues than a magazine rack

Not pretentious but yes it's overrated. OP didn't need to specify that you needed to reply with your favorite line and nothing more. That's every single thread. It's always the same quotes too.

t. the redditmanchild

I'm saving myself for marriage, or at least consent

>I'm committing vehicular manburger helper, and it tastes like pure liquid relief

>I guess I tend to use my switchblade as a defense mechanism

Open heart... teabag?

the crippicle line caught me off guard

>Everyone loves you now, Percy. You even have a girlfriend.
>Really? Is he disabled?

I don't get this line

>chomsky honk

Vernon Chatman

clutch the dark purple hairs of the galloping orangutan of normalicy and RIDE NIGGA RIDE

Fate... Destiny.... Fetistiny...
People throw those words around like tennis balls, well i eat balls for breakfast

It's both genius, that's part of the joke

gimme some lemonade

best part is I'm helping the earth, getting negative 30 miles to the gallon

>overrated

Wait what? This show is obscure as fuck.

quick, everyone, get IN my way!

>obscure
>gets discussed on one of the most popular social media website ever

sure

Vice-reversa

>they'll have to pry it off of my gold dead gold

digg posts it?

I forgot about Sup Forums being a secret underground internet club.

>most popular social media website ever

You're not referring to Sup Forums, are you?

Of course not.

>Sup Forums is the original and largest English-language image board with over 22 million monthly visitors worldwide.

How long you stand there, freak? You some kind of ooga-booga Chinaman?

>22 million monthly visitors
>big in the contest of 2017 internet
Not arguing that Sup Forums is some secret club either, but that's a far shoot from "most popular social media website ever"

"only weak people need super powers"

Kids, I swear, I will love you all equally. I will be dividing my love into seven equal sections, or love quadrants. Each quadrant will be fifteen love units represented by these small brass marbles. You may use these marbles as currency amongst yourselves. Collect thirty-five love units and you can trade those in for a beachtowel with my face on it.

Someone actually watches this? I thought it was just brought up to be even more enlightened than le reddit and morty fans

It's pretty good. I mean it's lolsorandom but it's a good example of lolsorandom