/jhrg/ - Jonah Hill Response General
Talk about how Jonah could have ever made a respectable comeback to the brutal beating he got at the hands of a French cunt with hairy armpits.
>Fuck France edition
/jhrg/ - Jonah Hill Response General
Talk about how Jonah could have ever made a respectable comeback to the brutal beating he got at the hands of a French cunt with hairy armpits.
>Fuck France edition
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>"The only believable part of that fantasy is me walking away"
Some user posted something like that, I though it was a solid riposte.
How is 'giving up' a solid riposte?
Give it up, Jonah. No one cares anymore. Stop posting on Sup Forums every hour and focus on your career.
>Suck my dick you faggot.
This one could work.
>You'd go through all that just to get turned down?
No one has given a proper counter to this one yet. We won.
>Why do all that just to be rejected?
>"Judging by your gut, it would be the first time you've ever walked anywhere"
>My dick's too big for you anways
>"I'd have to find it first sweetie"
Because it has the same implication as and , that the actors would not accept her. It also insinuates that she's delusional. But yeah, it emphasizes Jonah leaving too much, and there's also this counter
so brad and leo would dp you ?
Fucks sake
>Atlest i'm not french.
>Perhaps you should turn down some of those subway sandwiches
I don't know why you would worry about that, I heard you have a ton of experience.
now why would you do that?
I'm here giving you this interview, why would you do that?
Weak. Poor deflection. Jonah wins.
>is this a rape fantasy? cause both of those guys are really rapey
>That's right, I'd be leaving to get you a bouquet of flowers. ;^)
Reminder that there is NO comeback because /ourgirl/ only spoke pure truth, that Jonah is fat and disgusting
>Jonah gets up
>Listen love, I get it, you're trying to deny your love for me. Hush now doll, less talkin more lovin
>youtube.com
>Jonah wraps her around him
>Bites her face off
>Isn't your husband a muslim? He's gonna fucking kill you, bitch
WEAK
DING DING DING
JONAH WINS
Jonah can never win.
*cuts cock off*
HAHAHAH BLEEHHHHHH
THIS WHAT YOU WANT WEATHERGIRL
FRENCH GIRL BITCH
HAHAHAHAH
BLEEHHHH
WATCH ME BLEED WEATHERGIRL
BLEEEEHHH
BLLLEEEHHH
Why has this become a "meme"?
>that loose skin
He looks like a deflated balloon
>Not with men so fat they can't find their own dick to pee. Sorry sweetie you're just so fat!!
he looks 20 years older
Because the thought of a couple thousand autistic people obsessing over finding a perfect response to a burn delivered over a year ago, several times a day every day, is pretty funny and meme worthy? Sweetie use your brain
There's no comeback because Sup Forums is better at making comebacks for the girl for some reason.
Some user makes a decent comeback then some other user destroys it every single time.
>Excuse me? You think you can talk to him like that? Jonah Hill is my friend. I'm not gonna sit here while you emasculate him for your own amusement. C'mon buddy, let's go get some ice cream.
i laughed
underage children think they're "sticking it" to stacies
quite pathetic really
This. But using the term sweetie is frowned upon even ironically
Based miles!
Ive said it before and I will say it again, the only way for it to work is if he plays along like he doesnt give a fuck.
>That can be arranged, I'll give them a call later.
And thats it. Anything else will make it look like hes butthurt.
Reminder that Jonah Hill is /our guy/. He's a fat and ugly loser with no confidence. He represents each and every one of us. We cannot fail him like this - we MUST think of a good comeback!
Its more poking fun at jonah. He acted like a complete child then tried to get fit and looks even worse. It will never not be funny
>You shut your mouth or I'll kick your teeth down your throat and shut it for you.
How would Norm handle this?
>STINKIE FRENCHIE RETREAAAAAAT RETREAAAAAAAT
"I've seen some of the girls those two associate with and well... I'm sorry but I don't think they'll be interested"
Bleeding doesn't make a bleeeehhh sound. The fuck is wrong with you? Idiot
>wanting norm to leave the room
not even that star trek simulator could handle such implications
>We're talking about fantasies Jonah, not impossible feats.. I think we could arrange a crane for you.
that just makes him look like a cuck
I don't think means for it to be a bleeding sound. Pretty sure it's meant to be Jonah making that noise at her to freak her out.
Heeeeeere's Ornella!
>Sup Forums is good at ruining things
Does this surprise you?
Oh damn.
shed just look like a bitch at that point and he'd execute a coup de grace
If Miles stood up for him that could actually work. Then at least he doesn't look like a thin skinned sperg
>Don't tell your husband that unless you want to get stoned
>yeah, sounds like a dream alright
>mine ends with them coming to your show
>"so you're saying there's a chance."
>"Don't worry, I'm not having sex with you. Pork is haram."