/utah/ thread

UTAHAN TILL I DIE

WE DROVE OFF THE ENTIRE US ARMY IN 1857 AND WE'LL DO IT AGAIN

THE SOVEREIGN REPUBLIC OF DESERET WILL RISE AGAIN

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GENTILES NEED NOT APPLY

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Ive been to Utah. Its literally a desert with a shitty lake in the middle.

Nice arches though.

>wanting los angeles and socal

well, it is 80% israelite so I guess mormons want it

>Rather than engaging the enemy directly, Mormon strategy was one of hindering and weakening them. Daniel H. Wells, lieutenant-general of the Nauvoo Legion, instructed Major Joseph Taylor:

>On ascertaining the locality or route of the troops, proceed at once to annoy them in every possible way. Use every exertion to stampede their animals and set fire to their trains. Burn the whole country before them and on their flanks. Keep them from sleeping, by night surprises; blockade the road by felling trees or destroying the river fords where you can. Watch for opportunities to set fire to the grass on their windward, so as, if possible, to envelop their trains. Leave no grass before them that can be burned. Keep your men concealed as much as possible, and guard against surprise.

They must be purged.

We shall salt their fields and banish the dissenters.

mormons worship indios because they think they're jews

>72 hour kit ready at all times
>high elevation so prime real estate when sea levels sink the great and spacious buildings
>high elevation also means we're basically born endurance athletes(world class athletes come to the Rockies to train breathing)
>life expectancy in the low 90's because of strong community ties

>mormons worship indios
shows how much you know, gentile

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Hawk_War_(1865–72)

THIS IS THE PLAAAAAAAAAAAACE

>One small area far from the main theater of the civil war
>ENTIRE US ARMY
Do they have soft seats on those short buses?

lol you guys are getting cucked at LIGHTSPEED.

you have less than a decade till you are gay marrying peple in your scientology church

Never change crazy desert rats

Fun Fact: Abraham Lincoln sent a letter to Brigham Young that if Young dared to join the Confederacy like he wanted to do Lincoln would burn Salt Lake City to the ground. Brigham Young stayed a good boy after that.

>deseret

how cleverly original...

Ya Utah is cool, looks like Mars

>worship underwear

OK.

UTAHHHH PEOPLE WERKIN TOGETHER

Lol you keep this up and we'll sick the Missouri National Guard on your asses again.

Make sure they kill another on of your Prophets lol.

>Magic underwearing niggers lost a war to ILLINOIS and thinks their god's chosen people.

Top kek

Mormons don't worship Indians. They just believe Indians are actually Jews who took boats and wooden submarines from the land of Israel to somewhere in the Americas that Mormons can't even agree upon. That said I respect Mormon values and culture and at one time that appealed to me but I realized I could find it in more traditional forms of Christianity without the need of believing in a book that doesn't match up at all with what we know of the Americas.

>TFW part of the Utah master race.

I've been thinking very heavily about moving to Utah (from eastern Oregon). I've never been there but it seems like one of the most Sup Forums states and the geography is very appealing to me.

Tell me Sup Forums, is it as great as it looks?

didnt they beat the us cavalry though

It's cuckservative nation, fuck no

Not a Utahn, but you guys are alright by me.

Utah, if you side with the californians we're building a wall and cutting off your water.

I'm sure Arizona and Wyoming will agree with me.

Fuck yeah, Utah is awesome.

Tell me why I would want to live in a Mormon state.

Because its great for /out/ing, nice people, white people, and our gun laws are top notch. Come visit sometime.

Who ready for the game on sat? Just started running to get ready for ski season, also who here open carries?

Enjoy the 128 hours you'd last before the water runs out.

>ignoring that Los Angeles has 10x the population in the same situation.

Fuck BYU we're going to stomp tomorrow.

>food storage, some big enough to last months
>all mormon/utah young men in boy scouts, many attaining eagle. entire population hence knows first aid, survival skills and firearm use. camping and mountaineering in surrounding areas so boys raised to know lay of the land
>88.8 guns per 100 people
>biggest libertarian base in the whole country, everyone hates the feds

The entire state is ready to go to war at a moments notice.

WE SHALL SALT YOUR FIELDS AND SPARE ONLY THE WOMEN AND CHILDREN

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Rise and Shout cougs; your fucking team are always a bunch of criminals. I was at a party after they lost and a kid said "Utes suck", fucking pineapple nigger broke a bottle over his face.

I do love the rivalry; ex mo with strong ties to the y

BYU can suck my fat dick.

Utahn here, it's ok I guess. Shitposting at work.

Leaving the church officially was the best thing I've ever done tho.

Nigger we have full lakes all around, we build damslike beavers around here.

Who gettin google fiber?

It's pretty quiet. All of the niggers and degenerates stay in Salt Lake City, and the rest of the state is nice white families with the occasional gentrified Mexican here and there. Move to a nice house in a nice suburb or on the mountain, and it's a very nice place to raise a family (or to live in comfortable solitude).

As for the geography, it's split between high desert chaparral and mountain forests with the occasional wetland here and there. Great if you like doing outdoorsy stuff.

I quit after my first baptism for the dead; fuck that shit

Yeah but that is when the U.S. military was at the same technological level as you, Lol. Muskets and swords that is. I agree though, I hate today's modern day U.S. Federal government, but I also hate the Confederacy as well, so go figure, it all need to be replaced by a National Socialist Federal state.

That was a big red flag for me but I was like 13 and my grandma is a crazy guilt tripping bitch whod get my mother in on it too so I was doin THA LARDS WORK. Later when my grandma realized I wasn't going on a mission she used her fund she set up for me to buy a new house. Which I'm actually OK with because giving an idiot twenty something year old that much money is crazy.

I live in Chicago and I'm going to my first Mormon church service tomorrow at 1pm. Also read the entire Book of Mormon. What can I expect?

First off, your not Jewish. Also, what are the girls there like?

3 hours of probably being bored. I've tried many religious services and Mormon services are pretty dry. I tried both the LDS and RLDS and I thought the RLDS was a little better.

Pretty fucking hot

Girls are hot but it's a 90% chance they will want to get married in the temple, and you got damn better be a returned missionary for some to even look at you. Like others have said, you can find trash degenerates in SLC but really you can go anywhere for that.

There are lots of 23 year old virgin cuties just waiting for a big strong man to come along and corrupt them.

Sing the hymns, take the sacrament, and listen to the talks. Go meet the bishop after and say hi if he isn't overwhelmed by everyone. Meet people afterwards too some of them are pretty nice.

You will convert for some of them.

No. I mean, are they whores or do they actually care about you as a person? I'm just sick of women only caring about sex and not thinking about the other person as an actual human being.

Well, I gave up drugs so I don't talk to most of my "friends". I'm an engineering student, mostly I just work, lift, shoot at the range, and save my money. I have been considering buying an appaloosa lately though.

At this junction of my life I basically have nothing to lose and everything to gain by converting

Utah is the only place in the world with a white fertility rate above replacement level.

Living behind the Zion Curtain, I truly wonder how different LDS life is outside the state as in they are true minorities there vs us. I hear all these stories of people being nice from outsiders but spend two Sunday meetings here in Utah and you'll see how shitty ward members really can be. Arrogent, prideful, rude, etc etc. All without truly considering what Jesus would do.

Women vary. In general all I can really say is Mormon chicks believe in having babies early and getting married earlier so they can get to work on that big family. Does that mean a happy marriage? Hard to say.

I'm not Mormon myself but I've attended several services, talked to missionaries many times, and read a lot of literature on their beliefs and history. I would be a member right now if I truly believed in it because it's mostly great. You have nothing to lose giving the church a whirl but I wouldn't write off other churches if you're just curious about religion.

BYU got rated most attractive student body in the entire country

Theyre all purebred celtic and scandinavian beauties

Yeah but I'm in Illinois not Missouri. According to Under The Banner of Heaven by Jon Krakwhore they're pretty much only in MO

>that image
It looks like trump..even the hair color

Utah Mormons =/= Mormons in general

Utah Mormons have a very unique culture, because they are the majority and they don't have to blend in. They are objectively worse from a cultural perspective than Mormons in say, Southern Nevada.

I've actually been to utah. Most of it is mountainous

Mormons are the last hope for the white race

The RLDS? Nah they're all over the place just in smaller numbers than the Utah group. They're usually called Community of Christ but those are like Mormon liberals. I tried an independent RLDS church (there's many of these) and it was pretty cool and laid back and had an actual preacher instead of volunteers like the LDS.

This right here

Four corners is rightful New Mexican clay.

Doesn't BYU always loose?

t. chinese exchange student ute

I tried all the different flavors of Christianity in freshman year of high school, read more books on theology and the early church than most priests. In the end I wasn't impressed. American Christianity is pretty much memeing itself out of existence because it was always about picking and choosing what you believed in and discarding what you found distasteful so in the modern Era it's essentially a conservative branch of SJW fuckery which is driving off all the faithful because they're mostly old and set in their ways.

For all intents and purposes they don't exist in Illinois. That having been said, the first ever temple still stands in Nauvoo. Population 1,126 in Hancock County. Acreage is cheap to buy there. I strongly suspect that there's a survivalist community in the area ad hoc

Remember, O LORD, the children of Edom in the day of Jerusalem; who said, Rase it, rase it, even to the foundation thereof. O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us. Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

Don't fuck with us you weed smoking degenerates.

If I move to Utah how many wives do I get?

Since I'm still in this thread and its kinda relevant, while I left the church and the past few years haven't bothered with religion, I'm kind of considering checking out a different church but my past experience has ruined my willingness to try again and I sincerely don't believe it anyway so why go.

Just don't wanna be lonely bro

0, you're posting on Sup Forums

You better become a Calvinist, I swear

I mostly agree with you however I found myself more impressed with traditionalist Catholicism and Orthodoxy in terms of theology than the Mormons which is why I felt led in that direction.

I know there's a website for finding independent LDS/RLDS churches. If I remember it I'll link it in this thread. That said starting in a LDS service is a good getting your feet wet experience for exploring Mormonism as a whole.

Piss off you polygamous inbreeding cunts

t. Nevadan

How come your temple practices focus on what the individual learns instead of focusing on worshiping God?

You Mormons need to purge Glenn Beck from your religion. He really is giving you guys a bad name and sadly some Mormons follow his every word because he tells them God speaks to him.

>he actually wants to work with California scum
Side with the cancer if you want then.

We could have made the four corners great again

1 10/10 virgin conservative qt if you're willing to convert

There are actually a lot of Mormons here. There is a huge Temple in LA that looks magnificent.

You just need to go on a missionary to Africa to help out a bunch of little niglets. Mormon gals see that as the most honorable/virtuous thing a man can do. Most won't even give you the time of day if you haven't went on a missionary, regardless of how attractive you are. Your social capital depends entirely on it.
Go on like 3 or 4 trips to Africa and you can get multiple wives. Then pop out a bunch of white rugrats to preserve the white race.

it's pronounced Utáh retard

Ok you clearly aren't from here

LDS and FLDS are different

The crossed sabers monument you created afterwards was a nice touch

please remove island niggers from salt lake city

We side only with the Lord.


1 The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want.

2 He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters.

3 He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name’s sake.

4 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.

5 Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over.

6 Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the Lord for ever.

Is there really no response to this? I mean, come on. This question is always ignored.

Enjoy your Californians.

Is Salt Lake really that bad? Or is it just any typical city environment?

Where should a person live thats not Salt Lake?

too bad they can't get enough of refugees here

My girlfriend is iffy because she was raised Greek Orthodox and she's Greek and doesn't want to lose her cultural roots but at the same time she doesn't speak the language and her family relationship is super extra toxic and she actually likes the idea of being married to me in one of the temples without any of this nonsense proselytizing on a bicycle

SLC is like a smaller better Portland

It's still like 50% Mormon

>Half the state is mormon
>Your prophet is a literal conman
>You are a laughing stock of the world
>I remeber reading about a high priest somewhere in Scandanvia literally left mormonism after decades because he simply googled it after getting a phone call, holy fucking kek
>Bragging about fighting americans because "muh seven ugly inbred wives"
>You think your state will actually ever achieve anything when you are inbred and will fall for the most retarded lie of a religion to exist


Just give up OP

>Only 1.
Brigham is not satisfied.
I'm not going to Africa... ever.

The Somalians don't want to be here anyway

Have you even been to a temple?

If I was still a member I would try to answer you. I've been out for so long I can't remember a lot anyway.

At least you got out

gonna need a source on that buddy

the union was so afraid of the mormons they moved the whole army out west even on the brink of the civil war

The temple is pretty much ripped straight out of Freemasonry and it's supposed to be all reflecting on the mysteries of the Lord and shit. I can't give you a better answer since I've never been in one myself.

Utah is so fucking gay

why do they love mexicans so much?

>imagining that autist trying to get a temple recommend

Yes, why?

Easy converts. Mexicans usually have strong family bonds, the church promotes families being together forever*, makes the ranks of membership go up.