/utah/ thread

lol you guys are getting cucked at LIGHTSPEED.

you have less than a decade till you are gay marrying peple in your scientology church

Never change crazy desert rats

Fun Fact: Abraham Lincoln sent a letter to Brigham Young that if Young dared to join the Confederacy like he wanted to do Lincoln would burn Salt Lake City to the ground. Brigham Young stayed a good boy after that.

>deseret

how cleverly original...

Ya Utah is cool, looks like Mars

>worship underwear

OK.

UTAHHHH PEOPLE WERKIN TOGETHER

Lol you keep this up and we'll sick the Missouri National Guard on your asses again.

Make sure they kill another on of your Prophets lol.

>Magic underwearing niggers lost a war to ILLINOIS and thinks their god's chosen people.

Top kek

Mormons don't worship Indians. They just believe Indians are actually Jews who took boats and wooden submarines from the land of Israel to somewhere in the Americas that Mormons can't even agree upon. That said I respect Mormon values and culture and at one time that appealed to me but I realized I could find it in more traditional forms of Christianity without the need of believing in a book that doesn't match up at all with what we know of the Americas.

>TFW part of the Utah master race.