Defection

Asian-Russia is your best bet

>go to china
>choke and smog on die
>go to russia
>be poor

nah

>Choosing between Slavshit and Chinks.
You really know how to reach for the stars.

>willingly going to China

Are you masochistic?

I assume if Hillary wins by some means, there will be a military coup, as they consider her a threat or possible a civil war. Literally no one wants her.

Just come home, white man! Make Europe great again! MEGA

>Choosing between a dead country and an authoritarian hellhole.
There are layers of irony here.

Fuck that. If Soros' voter fraud steals the election for Killary we start shooting.

but Russians are white niggers

Chinks > white niggers

I don't wanna have to fistfight somebody once a week

desu i'll probably put the nine to my mind

i'm not living in the shit hole that hillary wants to form, not even a 'muh civil war' will do anything.

see you space cowboys