Storytime of Pain: Moon Nazis

hoot hoot

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>Peenemünde is a real place

youtu.be/TjDEsGZLbio

>hoot hoot
But is it the *real* hoot hoot?

the very one

Is it really you JSAnon??

Nazis are more topical than ever

yes

1) Welcome back
2) How are you?
3) Why would you come back only to inflict pain on us?
4) How drunk are you?

this fucking art, man

hurray!

I mean not about the Nazi thing but it's nice to see a storytime again

1) thanks
2) not bad/procrastinating furiously/panicking
3) you have to ask that question?
4) not at all...yet

oh look, it's a hypocritical politician lying in a victory speech

Those faces holy fuck.

The sound effects here actually look really great though

they get so much worse

>they get so much worse
Good Mr T looks sad in the second panel.

that's a sweet Mr. T action fig

Well I'm glad you've stopped by. Is this a one-off, or are you gonna go back on a schedule? Either way it's nice that, y'know, you're still alive and all.

>YOU CAN TRUST ME, LITTLE GIRL

right now one-off but I promise to run "Nate Curbstomps the Wildstorm Universe" before the new mini drops

speaking of that mini, holy shit it's like they were literally reading my mind on the fine details

The preview and interview were really promising, with Dr. Megala and Eiling and all the scheming again. It's only a shame it's a mini.

Nrama: So does it revamp the character? Because that's what the description seems to be saying.

Cary Bates: When the project first came up back in the summer of 2015, believe it or not, what [DC Co-Publisher] Dan DiDio said he was looking for was a way to get the character back to what he called the core concepts of what Greg and I did in the '80s.

But it had the stipulation that the starting point had to be the New 52 version of the character.

So with that in mind, what we set out to do was to not only introduce our character, but to give the J.T. Krul/Freddy Williams version a spectacular send-off.You could almost look at our first issue as the undiscovered, last issue — the unknown 13th issue of the previous run.

So it's sort of a beginning and an end, or an end and a beginning.

what could be on the other side of this door?

also, I really missed y'all.

SURPRISE! IT'S NAZIS!

no trigger discipline

this is in Florida, isn't it?

Dammit, Florida Man

mfw this art

le gasp!!!

been so long ;-

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it gets SO MUCH WORSE, we've barely scratched the surface

I own this in floppies

hoot hoot

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Glad he got better.

>tfw Remender won't save Marvel
I just wanted to see his whole Pym story.

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NGL I legit found the first few release days after you stopped depressing. All "I bet the storytime thread is gonna be talking about this.. oh yeah"

jesus fucking christ

He clearly has no fucks left to give

also, none of you 'won' the LAAAND betting pool :(

i spent much of the week in bed, lol

That actually seems like a pretty bad injury. Wouldn't have happened to the Weird.

Enfield needs to moisturize, stat

oh shit it's time for fucking swole Courtney

I was so sure it'd be Generation X

lazy OP

desuarchive.org/co/thread/87428871/#87431185

missed you too OP!

holy fucking hell

a coworker brought one of those into work last week

Ted, when did you get replaced by a goddamn bear

how funny is it that Waifu Academy is doing an A-Force event after the comic got cancelled?

'either' is a wuss statement

I was betting on JEEEEEEAN

so how do we rank the books in terms of shit/not shit?

Who is this man with a flesh colored mustache and what did he do to Jay Garrick?

NAZIS? I HATE ILLINOIS NAZIS

>Gold has platonic X-Team
>worst creative team

;_;

this issue is fine

the aftermath is horrible

Cable is the only one I'm even remotely interested in.

The X-books? Are there any of them that look good? I was getting triggered by some of the crowd cheering Hopeless' praises as a women's writer and the idea of Hopeless on a teen book again, fuck that. People seem to really like his Spider-Woman.

I at least like the idea of the X-Men Gold team.

I will say that they kind of run the gamut in that they actually hired someone more indie and gay for Iceman, but the bigger books feel like dull musical chairs, and Cable has the best match of writer/artist

OH SHIIIII-

>what is: thing that won't be happening in the next four years

The interview for Iceman just depressed me in its suggested focus. Conversely Miss America and the new Black Bolt looked a lot more promising.

how great is Flintstones, still

I couldn't get into Ahmed's S&S book but he's a big ol' comics nerd and BB looks interesting; Miss America might actually dig in, too

same

yeah I was expecting absolutely nothing from Iceman but they did alright at least not putting a straight guy on there

it still doesn't SOUND good but that was unlikely no matter who was writing

S-W-O-L-E

X-Men Season 1 Jean Grey is the only time I've ever cared about her so I'm actually kinda excited for his book.

>so how do we rank the books in terms of shit/not shit?

Highest potential-tier
Cable (Pacheco art)
Blue (roster is shit, but also Magneto, and Bunn has been on a hot streak)

>meh tier
Generation X (unproven author)
Weapon X (All EDGE, ALL the TIME. Pak is pretty solid, but >Land)

>what were they thinking tier
Gold (awesome roster, shitastic writer)
Iceman (come look at the gay is not an acceptable LGBTQ pitch)

>JEAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN tier
Jean Grey (lol Hopeless lmao)

whoever thought 'Prestige' was an okay name should be shot

Please stop calling her that.

Pls.

Also I'm tentatively hopeful about Generation X. The Fox Sister isn't a bad webcomic, the writer has been in the industry long enough to have a handle on things, the cast looks good and she gets points for making a crack about the exploding bus.

This and Hickman shitting on X fags were great

>Highest potential-tier
>Blue (roster is shit, but also Magneto, and Bunn has been on a hot streak)
No.

Hickman was fucking brutal to Guggenheim.

Marvel btfo

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I'm glad Flintstones seems to be getting highlighted in a lot of best-of-year lists.

What'd Hickman say?

thank you educational footnote

I wish the trade were out sooner so I could gift it to everyone

>ha ha remember Heroes

SOMEBODY

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Feels so good to see y'all again, seriously.

I've been re-reading JSA through the omnis to fill the void.

twitter.com/JHickman/status/803762581202698240

Man, fuck that movie.

Don't remind me.

That's so cold, brrr

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But not undeserved.

Probably the most dramatic drop from universally praised to "literally who" in television history.

brutal

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>Hickman having to explain to Guggenheim it's a fucking joke
Christ, what an unbelievable idiot.

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Yes, a "joke"

>joke

m-m-m-monorail

GODDAMMIT

I don't hate this art. Kinda Millerish.

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IT BURNS

Hello, Storyteller.

Good to see you again.

fucking headache :(

>2007 was almost ten years ago

What the fuck

Why does KC Supes have a cartoon atom on his palm?

>someday 2016 will be 10 years ago

HI user

I need to go get felt to make the "2016: dumpster fire" ornament

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Oh damn, you're back?
Is this for the regular or a one off because you felt like it?

This place has been pretty dull without you.
PM-IF user has forsaken us too.

>I need to go get felt to make the "2016: dumpster fire" ornament
You'll need a lot of felt, cause every year has been consistently awful for a while. Fuck the new tens.

not soon enough