Christmas waifu thread

It's time.

There are some pretty good fuckin' ears.

I know I'm not the only one.

Indeed

Loved her voice.

Best time of the year

Her relationship with her owner made me really uncomfortable

Is she really your waifu or do you just masturbate to her?

Thoren a cute

I've watched the entire show.
I can claim her as my waifu, sir.

So all of these characters are your waifu? Really? Maybe you are not fully comprehending the meaning of the word.

Watching the entire show doesn't mean she's your waifu.

oh, my kingdom for an HD release

Please ignore the crappy quality around the edges of the pictures. I'll fix it later.

I imagine only the character in the biggest box is the waifu. The others are just crushes/characters for whom user feels some affection and/or attraction. At least, that's how my image is.

Waifu doesn't apply to real people.

>real people
I assume you mean the photos. So which one do you think exists IRL: Jaylah, Tulip, or Regina Mills?

Waifu doesn't apply to real people.

Again, those aren't real people. They're pretend people. Actors are pretending to be them. It's no different than voice acting except they actress is providing for two senses instead of just one.

inb4 'Waifu doesn't apply to real people.'

Waifu doesn't apply to real people. I don't care how you try to rationalize it.

Those aren't... never mind. You rest easy knowing you have an opinion.

Just stop trying to co-opt otaku culture for your normalshitter purposes.

Bah fuck it, lets spark one controversy with another controversy!

So other than a waifu thread what are you cool kids hoping for this holiday season?

Keep my job, keep getting in better shape, keep getting good grades in grad school, get a pair of running shoes, more Rick and Morty to be released, an announcement about the next season of Bojack Horseman, for season 3 of The Flash to build in quality a bit, for some less hyped titles from DC to turn out to actually be really good, and a Jaylah prequel or sequel comic so I can post an image of her from the comic and tell that user to suck my dick.

I used to think Debbie's name was Holly for the longest time. Don't know how I got that wrong.

You know he was smashing that doe.

All I want for christmas is eternal rest

I want to blank that dog

>I want to blank that reindeer
ftfy

I'd like a Winnie in my stocking. Hopefully everyone gets mostly what they wanted for Christmas.

Then sleep in heavenly peace, user.

Oh shit, seems wwwjam heard some wishes. Enjoy your Christmas present Ghoul Schoolers.

Who would willingful freeze his testicles by fucking a snowwoman?

The Secret World of Santa Claus needs to be purged from existence, as well as most shows animated by Cinar.

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Just do this.

This thread can't die yet, we need more Christmas wishes!

Agreed

Would you Zone-Tan if it also meant her tentacle monster having its way with you for 4-6 hours?

Ew... I don't think I'd touch that with a 50 foot pole.

>He doesn't have a waifu harem

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What's with all the weird fairies and shit?

L. Frank Baum's The Life and Adventures of Santa Claus, which has been animated twice, once in stop motion by Rankin Bass in the 80s, and in 2D in the 2000s by Universal.

In that story, the abandoned baby Claus was found by Ak, the lord of a fae realm known as the Forest of Burzee and raised by a nymph known as Necile. When he grew to manhood, they helped support his toy-making business as it would improve man's world by giving joy to the children and they basically genocided an army of rock monsters called Awgwas that kept screwing with Santa's deliveries.

There was also a sequel called "A Kidnapped Santa Claus", and a couple of characters from a comic adaptation are on the chart as well because I was struggling in wrapping it up. In that story, a group of demons representing different emotions try to tempt Santa off his pure path to interfere with Christmas and when that doesn't work, they just kidnap him. "Repentance" is the token good one in their group and lets Santa go.

Phelous finds some good shit in garbage movies sometimes.

goddamit, small elves are my fetish

>Magee has been the North Pole Christmas Eve Command Center Coordinator for almost 200 years. Before her current post, she proved her managerial prowess as part of Toy Design, where she was credited with streamlining the development pipeline.She assumed her career would be in toys, but the Big Guy personally asked her to oversee Prep & Landing as NPCECCC, a role once held by Magee’s own mother. Magee receives a fair amount of unsolicited advice from her mother, especially when it comes to work and romance. Her mother initially held out hope that Wayne and Magee would marry, but the pair dated only briefly and instead became close friends.

>Likes: Magee loves egg nog lattes, one after the other. She prefers Yuletide Joe beans, but also enjoys selections from her International Coffee of the Month Club.

>Dislikes: Magee doesn’t like when Wayne offers friendly suggestions on how to better do her job.

>Random Facts: Magee makes her own jingle bell jewelry in her spare time (around 3 a.m.), convinced it helps relieve stress. On Wednesdays during off-peak months, Magee teaches Remedial Jewelry Making at the Rec Center. Magee is an avid figure skater, but hasn’t figured out how to skate and make jewelry at the same time yet, but she is determined to find a way.

>Miss Holly is the current Executive Assistant to the Big Guy. She started as a clerk in the North Pole Post Office, and then worked as a junior assistant under Mrs. Tannenbaum, Santa’s former Executive Assistant. When Mrs. Tannenbaum moved on to Toy Design, Miss Holly assumed the role.

>Likes: Miss Holly likes the new calendar software update for her data pad, which allows her to schedule meetings up to thirty years in advance.Miss Holly loves her subscription to L’Elf fashion magazine, and harbors dreams of one day being the editor in chief.

>Dislikes: Although seemingly unapproachable due to her fashionable appearance and strict demeanor, Miss Holly longs for a more active social life, hopeful that someone will ask her to this year’s Christmas party.

>Random Fact: Miss Holly always finds herself in need of a fresh mug of Fun Nog every Thursday at 10:30. Coincidentally, that is the same time that Brett, the rugged Fun Nog Cooler Service Elf, is delivering a fresh supply on his broad shoulders. Miss Holly’s mother thinks she can do better.

>Favorite Holiday Treat: Miss Holly loves Mince Pies

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MUH CULTURAL APPROPIARSHUN
jesus christ nigga you're not even right here waifus have been a general term for fictional women you like for like years now
chill

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Nice to see there's a steady supply of autism in the autism thread.

Where's my non-lego sequel?

>that slight pudge
dear lord my dick

I'm baffled. Who thought lego was a good medium to tell a magical fairy tale? Sci-fi and urban settings are perfect for it, but a fucking magic fairy tale with princesses? Who is it even aimed for? Girls won't watch it because the princess is a fucking lego and boys won't watch it because it's a princess show. Did they really need to shift transparent "ice" legos so badly?

she can wrap my gift

Magee's my fave, goddamn.

Job stress at work

Christmas came early I see, thanks user.

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>Mrs. Claus in the center

Damn nigga, that's some good taste.

pacifica what are you doing here

you are not an elf

She's not allowed to dress up for the holidays?

What about waifus dressing up FOR Christmas?

That's Miss Holly

OH MY

I didn't like her design that much

What really sells her is that adorable voice, that accent is too much

You can't fool me, user!

I would.

Man, Christmas waifus are weak

Thanks for the new image user

The snubbing is real.

The daughter and step-mom from Nick & Noel

Who?

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You know that was Drew Barrymore right?

>tfw you will never stick your dick in snow

It's hard when you don't have as many standalone Christmas specials to pull from

That brown orphan girl from The Town That Santa Forgot

When was the last time we got a Christmas movie from a big studio? And none of that Jesus shit either, I mean wholesome Santa and the elves Christmas. It seems like the only Christmas movies coming out nowadays are shitty cheap cash-ins from companies no one ever heard of.

Illumination Entertainment's Grinch is coming in 2 years.

Snow Angel from KND

One of those girls I had a crush on as a kid

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That wasn't a great special but I remember it fondly anyway

That girl from Christmas Every Day

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So uh, did she wear pink pants?

Yeah, someone mentions that every time I comment on her voice. So, I guess that means I like Drew Barrymore's voice.

Hope that doesn't mean I'll get testicular cancer.

There's my sleep-deprived shortstack waifu!

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Eh, I was on my phone when I made that reply

I remember this movie
its okay

Thought I was gonna get away from a waifu thread unscathed.

Then CR had to go and reupload his old christmas special video.

They're showing Frosty the Snowman in HD on CBS. It looks insanely good. Ink coloring, cleaned up digitally, always looks fantastic. And Karen a QT.