Green Lantern Storytime Part 8

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You miring, Atrocitus?

We're back.

Who wouldn't?

Red Lanterns got ability to talk moment they got their book, right?

I don't know how it went from Liara getting a red ring to this.

Yep, they had to swim in some blood lake, Rankorr knew how to talk from the start if I'm not mistaken.

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Yep, seems we lost couple of days between Liara getting her ring and this.
>about Rankorr
Yep, I just red pilled myself. What a fucking Sue.

Oh, so i read you have to read Final Crisis cause it happens in between. Is Rankorr in rebirth? didnt see him in the red tower arc

He's ded. Lobo whacked him.

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Oh for real, I remember seeing him alive. We'll never get to see Bleez and Rankorr fucking. Why live. Anyone know a good Comic reader like readcomiconline? other sites only have rebirth stuff

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Just type shit you want and add "read online". If it exists, you'll find it.
Or use readcomics.tv

Readcomics is eh, it lacks in content. I mean I can always download the cbr file but that's alot of work.

>Process takes days
Just pick some random aliens.

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I guess they want to make sure recruits know what they're getting into, unlike GLC and their YOU'VE GOT THE RING, FIGHT CRIME shtick.

Hal being tsun.

There's not alot of people who would turn down a power ring.

There's a reason nobody plays supports in multiplayer, user.

Shit, you're right.

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>Be captured and mind wiped
>First thing that comes to mind when she comes out is Stewart Dick

The Sapphires must be destroyed.

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>Star Sapphires are all ex-gfs

That's why they must be destroyed

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>Hal knowing how old sun is
I see hanging out with Barry paid off.

Hal is pretty smart, he was a short time plane mechanic. Wouldn't a blue sun be extremely hotter than a Yellow sun?

Laira my waifu

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Yep. According to wikipedia, blue star is like ten times warmer than red.

I mean I know the people of that planet are made of rocks but I feel like there would be repercussions

Oh, yes. They're fucked, Dark Sun style.

That's a cool construct.

Hal getting Blue ring will be kekworthy.

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Hal and Sinestro's history makes this all the while sadder.

It'd be like if Ted suddenly went evil. Booster would have flashback 24/7.

Well the thing that makes Sinestro so redeemable when Johns wrote him because he's just a guy who wants best for his planet, When Atrocitus told him the propechy of Korugar, he didnt know he was the one who was going to do it, plus Hal is so easy to forgive Sinestro because he still feels guilty over Parallax. I just want them to be bros again

They'll always have start of New 52 GL.
Aw, he still cares for Hal's safety.

Johns new 52 run was pretty good, wrath of the first lantern is goat.

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Wait what? Did we go from secret origins to rage of the red lanterns 2 in one go? Did you miss an issue OP?

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Final Crisis was the in between.

>Guardians will take your greatest love from you
What did he mean?

Sinestro

>Yes, I know.

So much Smug.

Yeah but we know nothing bad happens to him. Or Carol. Or Corps. So what was he talking about.
It's Cowgirl, isn't it?

Maybe its the Ring? They did take his ring when he killed Krona

Makes sense.
At least they didn't touch his jacket.

They're not that dumb

Wasn't fatality black in the new guardians or am I tripping balls?

Skeleton in jello is my favorite Yellow lantern.

She's black there, its just the coloring because of the purple light.

She is black, just weird coloring.

>Blue Lanterns can reverse entropy

So, did they get nerfed later or what?

Or ar they this OP only and strictly only as support?

I also like him, same with three face in one head man.

SINESTRO WHATRE YOU DOING

Three faces is tragic, iirc. One face is supposed to be good guy.

Well the thing with Blue lanterns is that they're not alot and they only work( besides flight and shields) with a green ring around so theyre not that strong.

>Stop Smug

Nah, two are asses and the top one is a coward

Electric chair construct, Hal you mad man.

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>he's Butcher

Hal looks really good in Red and Yellow.

So I just read the reading order of Blackest Night, theres 31 issues. Jeez

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And this is the last we heard of cowgirl

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It hit you what did you lose?

Too bad she dumps Hal for Kyle

Don't get me started on that. The most forced relationship I've ever seen in comics.

Ill put this in the feats folder,since red lanterns are usually to autist to make constructs

Eh, it pisses me off since they only knew each other for like a month tops

So I'm gonna just say why it didn't make sense, we cant have a GL thread without ranting about it.

1. Carol said she didnt like how Hal didnt want to commit but she saw the ring.

2. The whole Kyle/Carol adventure was to rescue Hal.

3. Kyle is a cock you dont steal your friend's girl.

4. Carol's argument in #21 was that Hal spends too much time in space, and then she spends her time in space with Kyle

5. When Kyle "died" she led everyone else to believe he was dead while she fucked him in the sides.

New Guardians was a mistake. Kyle was a mistake.

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>Hal Jordan, Avatar of Rockets

If it aint jets and Boxing gloves, its rockets

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I'm sad. I really like cowgirl, she has a lot more personality than carol

Why do best girls never win?

But user, Soranik is winning in the Hal Jordan bowl.

Based Walker.

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>I....uh, was HOPING it'd work, you know how it is

Im still hoping they make Corgi Blue Lantern to have buddy cop pet comic with Dex-star

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I was actually really sad when I saw that blue lantern corgi was not, in fact, a real character.

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So did I. But I'am hoping he becomes next lantern. I have perfect backstory for him already, hes in a kill shelter but hes still hoping to be adopted. Pls make this happen Geoff Johns I know you're lurking.

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is this where space gollum comes up?

You know, if anything, I still think that the black lantern oath is the coolest and more impactful.

Something about the last two lines just gets me

>tfw DC Super Pets book has bunch of pets for all Corps except Blue and Black

I like all the oaths except for Sapphire, green is still my favorite tho.

yep

If marvel can have a super pets book why cant DC, Pls make it happen rebirth, I want corgi lantern to tell me all will be well.

John is creeping

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