RWBY/RT General #1031: God is dead Edition

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I wanna fuck Weiss

First

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Heh

YO BUD!
I'm stilll waiting for this

BEST GIRL.

I want to fuck a background character

needs cat ears

Posting Rennora. Anyone got cute greentext?

off by one second

She'd have to get in line

To die

First post Weiss post.

the Jaune bullying NEEDS to stop

Best trophy wife.

It'll stop when he dies.

If we get some cute Rube in episode one I hope we get some cute Rube and Qrow next episode

Is Neon a dyke

Look at this shifty looking kid, he's clearly up to something. No good kid is that smug looking.
Like Weiss didn't actually summon that boar by accident, and Whitley is framing her to get her disowned

We need more Jaune bullying.

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I want Tyrian to bully Jaune's asshole with his tail

I want them to fuck each other

>124x70
Rubyfags, everyone

That look turns my dick to diamonds.

No, it stops NOW

If Penny found out about love, would she try and get it from Ruby by force?

I don't but here's an adorable picture that hurts my heart.

>Only family member to clap
>Father just stood there
>Mother didn't even attend

>all of the Schnees wear red
>Whitley wears black
what does it mean?

This isn't fucking youtube,kid

Alright, I'll see what I can do. It's only seven here, so maybe if I focus every writing bone in my body I can churn out the Ren x Pyrrha and the Banesaw sequel (although I have no idea what to do for that last one) and I'll write this. No promises, though.

Although on the subject of churning out stories, would you guys prefer if I churned out a shit ton every weekend (I might be doing five this weekend ffs) or if I kept everything to a minimum, stopped making promises and give the stories more bulk?

>Weiss digs her nails into your back as she cums
Love that shit. Might include it in a future write.

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What if you caught Ruby looking for the presents you hid

Jacques is nodding in appreciation and actually looks pleased, that's like jumping up and down with joy for him

I think he's gonna die saving her from herself and it's gonna tear her to bits.

I'll cry my eyes out, but by god will I love every second.

He can go either way

Either he is a reluctant ally
or he's a bitter rival

Ruby! You have to be patient!

this should be the last weekend you make promises in advance

I really need to go through my library and delete any thumbnail I saved

>Implying Blake is in line
>Implying Blake isn't trying to get as far away from the line as possible
Not to mention Yang is a little too critically lacking in dick for Blake's taste.

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Can you do any cute, domestic RenxNora things?

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>tell her if she doesn't go back to bed, I'll throw some sick shade

I would hit her on the head with a rolled up newspaper.

>Ruby does the smart thing and logs onto your Amazon account to see what you ordered for her

Hell that's what I did

more limited amounts of stories, but longer ones, would be better

4 is enough, that silver-eyed Weiss guy will just have to wait for later I guess

Hi May

Why? She can get a share too.

Rude

What are some sick zingers that Ruby and Yang use on their dad?

Of course he is happy, his little trophy daughter did what he ordered her, but there's no way he appreciated her performance, he expected her to be up for the task, and she was, he's just glad she met his expectations for the show.

I love the detail in like, V4 Nora's eyeshadow and lashes and stuff.

>not ordering christmas gifts via a dummy account that the kids don't know about
how pleb were your parents?

I can't give you exact details, but it would involve a speculum, and a whole jar of pickled onions.

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who is this farmer kid

You are what you eat

That's not a nod of appreciation, that's "good, you did what you were told and didn't shame me for once."

>Ruby
>smart
I love the girl honestly, but she's not the sharpest scythe in the gardening shed. Forgets how many people in the party, cant read a map worth a damn, thought a journey to a whole other kingdom would take a week or two, etc.
She's like a fighting genius savant though so it works out.

>Finals week
>Have something due every day of this week
>spending time here instead

A new self insert character.

>Haha remember that time your mother died Haha
>Haha I'd kill myself too if I was your wife

I think you two are overestimating how evil he is

>By force
>Implying Ruby wouldn't want a cute Robo GF
>Implying Ruby wouldn't use the cold calculated lust, unwavering stamina, and modability to her advantage
Stop being silly user

>Mfw

What the fuck is Ruby's hair color even supposed to be? Is it black with highlights? Very dark red? Auburn?

>be a dumb soldier
>no field probs til next year
Glad I'm retarded and didn't go to college.

He is Oscar, the Compost King, Master of Mulch, Lord of the Land, and the future Plower of Ruby's Rose.

Ah yes, the two genders of RWBY characters; Female and self insert

if dubs, you get your ass back to studying

Dark Red

too bad your post wasn't this 5

Since Ruby isn't the type to keep dying her hair for highlights, I figure she's a really dark redhead at the roots that lightens up near the ends.

Black/red, the gene for which only exist in anime and vidya

Wouldn't you self-insert if this was your waifuverse to do with as you wished?

Shield up...
Keep your grip tight...
Don't forget to keep your front foot forward...

>She's like a fighting genius savant though so it works out.
That's why she's lost so many times, right?

She's good at fighting Grimm who aren't really smart to begin with.

Why would they irk /ourguy/...

I just don't get it...

*Waifu and self insert

And I think you're underestimating Miles and Kerry's flair for the cliche.

>Penny can't tell the difference between love and lust
>Just like Anna

For sure, yeah. I'm writing my fucking heart out here.

I mean, I don't break promises so I'll probably finish the Weiss fusion story too, but from now on I'll probably just stick to two well thought out tales.

Look at Lindsay. Then look back at Ruby. Look back at Lindsay. Then look back at Ruby. Kara dying her hair white for Weiss when?

kek

is Dad Schnee capable of feeling anything besides anger?

Black with red highlights.

>modability

More I look at him more he looks like Anakin Skywalker

What anime or hentai is this

which branch?

They don't need to be dudes for me to self-insert. I want adventure, not waifus

Dark red that fades into red, or depends on the lighting

yeah but overly strict angry dad who loves his kids deep down is an even bigger cliche than total irredeemable asshole dad, especially when related to a protagonist

I miss Anna. ;_;

Disappointment
Racism
The boundless desire to literally hump his bank balance to completion

fanfiction.net/s/10693656/1/Love

Slightly!

Friendly reminder that the Best RWBY character hasn't been in the show yet.

>soon

Smug
I liked his schmoozing at the party