Dog Shit

Dog Shit

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who is even the demographic for this shit

Idiots.

Parents who don't give a fuck.

Parents who just want to take their screaming kid to a movie with their grandma so they can fuck in peace without the trouble of actually parenting.

You want some jaguar anal juice with that Sog shit, user?

whoever out there who are for some reason STILL watching stuff like The X Factor

So who is the main character, the jew koala; the gay ape or the menopausic pig?

Its takes the tangy taste away from the shit,no thank you

Facebook Moms

Sup Forums

Remember when you could enjoy mediocre films and not need to act like a pretentious killjoy?

Nice tumblr filename, faglord

So is that a 'no,' or...

I'm sorry, but could you repeat yourself? I didn't quite hear the end of your post.

Look, just post the pig porn.

Literally no one is surprised and no one really cares

Gross, no. Just cranberry juice with a squirt of female puma piss, please.

And maybe something with those cute red pandas.

So... is there any actual conflict or antagonists in this film? I'm getting nothing from the trailers.

I've only watched like two or three trailers, so the plot is that the Koala likes that old rundown theater or whatever, so he runs a singing competition.

These main characters grow along the way all the while the theater is falling apart.

The theater is saved all the MCs are happy.
>Gorilla dad is proud of his son on the jail television
>Porcupine girl doesn't need no man
>Mom pig learns how to have fun
>Shy elephant isn't shy anymore

Porcupine better lez out in the end or im out, fampai

Furries.

Saw the recent trailer that spoils pretty much everything
youtube.com/watch?v=OrWjjOOYxhI
and it looked like the Koala is in trouble with some bear, probably the "you have money for this shit but not to pay me off!?"

I've already seen a fanfic about her getting with the elephant.

...

I'm sorry, does this trigger you?

Note: SEEN. Not read.

The koala is holding a singing competition to rasie money to save the town

>Children
>Furries
>Autists
>Mainstream pop music consumers

I still don't get where the conflict is
Because if the money are raised from tickets to the show it doesn't even matter if participants can sing at the end of the day

>tfw I am a mainstream pop music consumer

My mom

No, to save the theater. Either he owns it or he likes it and it's about to be torn down.

Honestly, i get disgusted every time I walk by the posters in the subway. Looks like hot shit.

Ash is best girl

The pig mom is kind of hot, though. I'd let her sleep in my bed.

Well. Where is it?

youtube.com/watch?v=s4P46Z5j43Q
Isn't the Seth MacFarlane mouse trying to win the singing competition, but for, like, the wrong reasons or something?

I think he's trying to pay of gambling debts or something. He's seen playing poker in a couple of trailers, and being chased in another. Could be a loan shark.

...

Somewhere on Tumblr, appropriately enough.

why are you listening to text?

Those times are gone now that Sup Forums has taken over Sup Forums

Someone finally notice the cute J-Pop red pandas?! Sweet....yes

WHERE?! Tell me WHERE!!!!!!

Me.

You asked for it
pussiwoff.tumblr.com/post/154327233203/falling-in-love-with-you-sing-fanfic

Holy fuck that trailer does spoil the whole movie.

But the film was good. Not great, but good.

>Parody of American Idol in 2016 TYOOL

Are these faggots serious?

Doesn't the movie know that American Idol doesn't work with prerecorded songs?

Answer: no it doesn't. Illumination is run by idiots.

No shit.

Furries
Kids
People who use musically and watched the Voice

>spoiler
More like fucking geniuses. Like it or not they just rake in the cash.

She's just "eh" in her usual clothes, but when she starts strutting around in that black catsuit, holy shit.

Don't you have a review to film, Jeremy?

She is better with Buster.

This movie is destined to be utter shit, but I think I've developed a soft spot for the gorilla. He's just so darn cute.

>watch Sing
>watch Sausage Party
choose wisely user.

Zootopia pandering.

>jacket looks like real leather
>in 10 years it will look like blocky PS1 graphics
why is CGI so flimsy?

Same.

She thinks it looks cute and I feel its a shameless cashin of we want the Zootopia audience

Sing. One hundred times Sing.

I prefer something light hearted over something full of edgy, gross and degenerate behavior.

Sing obviously

>Illumination movie is shit
I'm too tired to come up with anything funny, so just pretend I made a clever post about water being wet or something.

>childrens movie
>omg who is the demographic why cant this kids movie pander to me

Weeny fest

I'm actually kind of interested in it. I like that there's no ONE main character to root for.

I don't know I it'll be GOOD, but I AM interested. Looks more interesting than Secret Life of Pets at least.

Oh hey look someone decided to make Cats Don't Dance again, but this time for millennial shitspawn.

honestly prefer the character designs in Sausage Party

Everything done by Illumination looks so damn repulsive

i think millenials are too old to be this movie's main demographic

Has like an 80% on RT.

I've actually seen the money, It's every eehhh

Movie* my bad

The trailer makes it seem like it's trying for some big emotional thing, but reasons shows me there are too many characters for enough screentime to develop anyone and it'll end up a clusterfuck.

Also it got Humpty which makes it kinda funny to me.

Ah yes kids these days LOVE the Humpty Dance and Anaconda.

>movie about singing animals
>marketed DIRECTLY towards kids
>thinking kids care about song choices

>Kids don't care about music in this musical movie for kids
Huh?

I wonder what we could even call the new crop of movie-going shitlings of the Current Year.

You don't know any kids, do you?

>and me.

Cats Don't Dance was more like a shitty allegory about minorities in Hollywood, than a contest.

Fan art of Ash twerking when?

Only right answer I saw.

yes, they won't care what the music is just that there is music. How discerning do you think the tastes of 4-7yr olds are?

i dont understand.

what do you mean, CGI ages like milk, right?

I want to fuck the porcupine,

After watching Zootopia most fur animation nowadays just looks subpar.

Ugly porky pine is ugly

Cats Don't Dance comes to mind but it had an antagonist and a conflict

Buster's an adult, she's a teen. Fags need to quit shipping. Age difference won't let it happen.

Wiener fiesta

...

Sure, you can not like the movie but why are you all being such cunts about it?

I don't know. I mean TV CGI animation is still bound to get dated really quickly but the one used in movies from studios like Disney or Illumination has been holding up rather nicely.

Hopefully we're reaching the point where the difference between new technologies isn't incredibly jarring.

Recently everyone has gotten this mindset of "If it's not 100% perfect you're not allowed to enjoy it" thinking that'll make them sound smart.

I can't wait until the day people realize this mentality is retarded and stop pretending watching mediocre movies is sacrilegious.

You best shut the fuck up.

>implying this is meant for kids
Dog shit is not normally fed to kids, go watch Ed Edd 'n Eddy the Movie for a real kids movie.

Youre bascily asking if we want edgelord humor over soccer mom humor

Someone post those bunny girl butts FUCK