YOU SLUMBER, A CUCUMBER

YOU SLUMBER, A CUCUMBER

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YOU CATCH UP ON SOME ZEDS

YOU GET OUTTA MY HEADS

WHOEVER FOUND IT
BROWN'D IT

YOU NAPPA...YOU GET SLAPPA

YOU SNOZE
YOU LOZE

IF YOU LOVE SOUP SO MUCH, WHY DON'T YOU MARRY SOUP?

If only there was a way to distract people who like sports...

WHAT
DOTH
LIFE

Sports..sports..sports

SPORTS

SPORTS!

SPORTS!

SPORTS

Because I'm already married to justice.

Do you always answer rhetorical questions?

I dunno. Do YOU?

Yeah, only a blind girl would marry you

Is this show the most elaborate shitpost of all time?

Not quite, it's not Australian.

SPORTS!

Some of these jokes went right over my head the first time watching.

TASTE THE PAIN!

Closed Captioning helps.

>You even have a girlfriend
Is he disabled?

TAK-TAK-TAKE THAT

it's cranberry sauce

Xavier looks pretty Aussie to me

>if a kanger be me, tis' true, protectoroo

I KNOW EVERYTHING YOU'RE GONNA

This and "I'm a survivor" always get me smiling.

He literally plays a digeridoo

SAY, AND I KNOW EVERYTHING YOU'RE GONNA

>Only God can do that dance
>Damn this circular logic!
Starts firing a shotgun into the air
>Get down here God! We made you up, and we can TAKE YOU OUT!

WHEN'S MAHVEL?

What is that? A chinaman?

>SQUATTERS RIGHTS!

oh man, i remember this show
i remember Sup Forums hating it though back in the day

John Carpenters The Thing was disliked at the time. So was Fitzgeralds The Great Gatsby.

It was ahead of its time. Too kino for us until we were able to understand it beyond the surface level.

This thread is nuttier than my pants AT A COFFIN SALE

DOWN UNDAH

...

>kino
Sup Forums please go

Didn't he said "take you down"?
It would make more sense since he said "made you UP"

YOU GET OUTTA HERE NOW!

INTRUDER ALERT!
THERE HAS BEEN A BREACH IN THE SYSTEM.
HEAVEN WILL SELF-DESTRUCT IN 10 POSTS IF THE INTRUDER DOES NOT GET DUBS!

In the name of the Father, the Son and the HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIII

YOU HAVE SACRIFICED YOURSELF FOR THE GOOD OF THE WHOLE.
YOU ARE THE NEW MESSIAH.
WHAT WILL YOUR FIRST ACT WILL BE AS MESSIAH?

You know I was a little skeptical about the hola "popo is the Messiah thing"

WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF DAY?

NIGHT

My first act?

TO DROP THE ACT.

NOW GIMME SOME WHITE WIMMIN FOR THE FIRST BLACK MAN IN HEBBIN

WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF BLACK?

MAY FIRST ACT WILL BE TO DROP THE ACT, BRING ME SOME WHITE WOMEN FO BEING THE FIRST SHITPOSTER IN HEAVEN

WHITE

These are dubs
[Spoiler] PERSONIFIED [/Spoiler]

WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF SALT?

We don't like coping tropes. So why don't you split

Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Huh! Huh! Huh! ᴴᵘʰ! ᴴᵘʰ!

Banana whom?

Banana whom?

Banana whom?

Orange-nuh whom?

Why yes, I am pretty glad.

IT WORKS, THE AYYRABASAURESES ARE TURNING BACK TO OIL!

Looks like I already did.

THE AYYRABASAURESES ARE METAPHOROSES

Ok, Sup Forums, which episode I should rewatch? I was thinking about the one about the hippy commune but I don't remember which one that was.

Escape from Squatopian Freedom

Did somebody say LIFE (LIFE) (LIFE)

There's more to life (life life) than life (life life).

>How dare you attempt to
>TAME!
>DAME!
>FLAME!

PEPPER

Sup Forums, the devil's dreambox. It really rots your nut.

NO

THEY'RE JUST TWO SPICES TRYING TO GET BY

Man, I wonder what kind of people write that stuff, because those scripts are incredible.

Written by PFFR of Wonder Showzen fame.

For more Shakespearian wordplay, I recommend 'The Heart, She Holler' by the same production team.

Yummy!
And the light floral scent keeps me feeling fresh all day!

Unload your troubles unto me, even if it's tough to swallow. I'm used to swallowing huge loads.

SHALIAM
YOU GOT ME
YOU'RE SO SMART

>Who did this to you guys?
>Our... son.
>I know it was arson, Dad, but who did it?

TASTE THE PAIN

This show used to make me feel weird as a kid and I still don't know why. I always felt like the show was three seconds away from someone ripping their face off or having the bones break and pop out of their skin.

That's a Shakashuri

didn't that happen several times though?

What do I care?

Well that would explain it. Mystery solved.

If left in mouth for more than three days, cookies may cause toxic shock.

Why would you ever get that feeling?
youtube.com/watch?v=mfJu-X1Wakk#t=10m48s

>The Heart, She Holler
Oh yeah the LOL REDNECKS ARE BRAINDEAD show. You see the same a bits in Xavier. They're from Brooklyn, why do they hate rednecks so much?

MOM spelled backwards is WOW and WOW spelled backwards is WOE IS ME

>why do they hate rednecks so much?
Rednecks are easy targets.

I will take up your squeegee, and squeege all that you have left unsquoge.

THIS IS THE 9/11 OF NOISE

THE CHERNOBYL OF CHANTING

THE HIROSHIMA OF HUMPING

THE NAGASAKI OF NOOKIE

THE DACHAU OF AUSCHWITZES

Guess that makes ME the Three Mile Island of going three miles off message, and what a mess, this is...age.

Xavier has some incredibly clever writing that slips by a lot of people thanks to its surreal setting and premise.

I feel like the shitty "DUDE LSD LMAO" reputation it has might be because of that.

you can flush me from the toilet of your mind, because i'm pissed-ory.

Im a Puggler by blood....a bloogler!

You could say you're poggling PERSONIFIED

Paraphrasing but: "Don't worry, I'm a survivor. We are a dying breed, ya know?"

Pretty much the quote that got me listening to what the fuck he was saying instead of simply watching the show.

is it weird i enjoy this show more when im sober than when im high

According to the creator this show was about "the dangers of spirituality".

It kinda works as critique of spirituality because a lot of it's parts actually manage to capture that "oh shit that seems profound" feeling while being being absurd nonsense which makes you wonder whether other spiritual authorities have been just pulling on your strings.

Modern Sup Forums would hate it too. Too much tumblr and Steven Universe.

>So was Fitzgeralds The Great Gatsby.
The most overrated middle schooler book of all time?

I actually didn't laugh and understood all the metaphors while I was high

They replaced one episode of Wonder Showzen with 30 straight minutes of redneck jokes.