2 Cows Meme

Fascism: You have two cows. The government has you. The government has two cows.

Feudalism: The Crown has two cows. They give you one in exchange for making your son their soldier.

Conservatism: You have two cows. A new study says that cows can get people sick. You do not believe the study, and you get sick.

Bureaucracy: You have two cows. Your elected mayor hires a man to tell you what to do with your cows. The man tells you to give the government all of your milk.