We need to make an all-inclusive version of this meme. Here's how it goes: basically you give an example of a farmer with two cows and what happens to him and his two cows in various ideologies. Let's do this.
Or any others that you can think of, those are just to give you ideas. Let's make an expansive collection.
Levi Morris
Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell the milk to a grocery store, who in turn sells the milk to the population.
Ryder Hill
Anarcho-capitalism: You have two cows. Your neighbor has two cows. You poison both of your neighbor's cows so that you can form a monopoly.
Ayden Sullivan
bump for interest
Austin Nelson
Communism: The government has two cows. The government gives you food and housing in exchange for tending to the cows.
Ryan Wilson
I think this checks a couple of em out.
Alexander Torres
Anarcho-primitivism/Primitivism: There are two cows in a field adjacent to your tribe. You kill them both and eat the meat raw.
Xavier Clark
Socialism: You have two cows. The government takes the milk and gives one glass to everyone in the county.
Isaiah Torres
>poisoning his property thus violating NAP >not launching a tomahawk missile into his barn after his cow violates NAP when it grazes on your property
Evan Moore
Collectivism/Anarcho-collectivism: Your county has two cows. You are in charge of them. You give their milk to the whole county.
Andrew Watson
I have a poster detailing economic cow memes hanging above my bed
Connor Walker
Anarcha-feminism: You have two female cows. The government liberates them from you, and gives you two male cows instead. Their milk tastes funny.
Alexander Gutierrez
Statism: You have two cows. The government takes them both. You have no cows.
Blake Watson
this is good thread
Mason Gray
Democracy: You have two cows. The legislature of your county decides that you can only have one cow. You have one cow.
Ethan Foster
Fundamentalism: You have two cows. Your religion says that they are sacred, so you release your two cows.
Gavin Flores
keke
Brody Cruz
Pic related
inb4 Sup Forums gets butthurt over fascism and nazism, it's a funny poster otherwise
Bentley Perry
Transhumanism/Anarcho-transhumanism: You are two robot cows.
Cameron Gutierrez
National Socialism: You have 2 cows, but they aren't making enough milk. Your neighbor gives you a third cow so you can produce more milk but charges ridiculous interst rates. Your cows stop producing milk and you cannot pay your neighbor back. A strong bull comes along, kicks your neighbor away and the cows start producing milk again. You return the third cow to your neighbor and don't need to pay him anymore.
Jaxon Cooper
Confederalism: You have two cows. The next county over has two bulls. You combine forces to multiply your herd.
Cameron Reyes
Militarism: You have two cows. Your neighbor has two cows. You annex your neighbor's land and take his cows.
Michael Green
Meritocracy: You have two cows. You kill the one that makes less milk.
Jeremiah Ramirez
Pacifism: You have two cows. The cows begin kicking eachother, and you watch. They kill eachother, and now you have no cows.
Juan Clark
Multi-culturalism: You have two black-and-white cows. Two brown cows, two all-black cows, and two all-white cows enter your ranch.
Carson Ramirez
communism should be
You have two cows. The government takes your cows and forces you to work the cows and distributes the milk. You have no cows but a little bit of milk
Jaxson Allen
Autocracy: You have two cows. Your mother tells you that you're not allowed to have cows. You have no cows.
Thomas Williams
>Capitalism >Venture Capitalism >Anarcho-capitalism -Stefan moolyneux/molymoo >Communism -Russian cows >Anarcho-communism >Collectivism >Anarcho-collectivism >Socialism -Bernie cows >Anarcho-socialism >Feminism -kill all male cows >Anarcha-feminism >Democracy >Democratic Socialism >Nationalism >National Socialism -kill all defective cows and advance them at a further rate >Syndicalism >Mutualism >Anarchism -every cow for themself >Ultra-anarchism -every cow for themselves, including the calves >Libertarianism -moo whatever the fuck you want, as long as you don't infringe upon others >Fascism >Totalitarianism >Statism >Authoritarianism >Liberalism -cows have cancer >Conservatism >Fundamentalism >Progressivism >Multi-culturalism >Autocracy >Meritocracy -smart cows win >Feudalism >Confederalism >Bureaucracy >Militarism -an army of cows >Transhumanism -robot cows >Anarcho-transhumanism -robot bulls on parade >Primitivism -wild cows >Anarcho-primitivism -very wild cows >Pacifism -cows with no horns >Anarcho-pacifism -cows are very idealistic and have no horns >Globalism -Jewish cows >Cosmopolitanism >Monarchism -cow bloodline >Constitutional Monarchism >Absolute Monarchism
Lincoln Rivera
Constitutional Monarchy: You have two cows. Your mother tells you that you are not allowed to have cows, but your late father's will says that she is not allowed to tell you what to do. You keep your cows.
Leo Collins
Anarcha-feminism: You have two cows that are leaders
Michael Price
Fascism: You have two cows. The government has you. The government has two cows.
Andrew Torres
Feudalism: The Crown has two cows. They give you one in exchange for making your son their soldier.
Brayden Diaz
Conservatism: You have two cows. A new study says that cows can get people sick. You do not believe the study, and you get sick.
Xavier Gomez
Bureaucracy: You have two cows. Your elected mayor hires a man to tell you what to do with your cows. The man tells you to give the government all of your milk.
