2 Cows Meme

I have a poster detailing economic cow memes hanging above my bed

Anarcha-feminism: You have two female cows. The government liberates them from you, and gives you two male cows instead. Their milk tastes funny.

Statism: You have two cows. The government takes them both. You have no cows.

this is good thread

Democracy: You have two cows. The legislature of your county decides that you can only have one cow. You have one cow.

Fundamentalism: You have two cows. Your religion says that they are sacred, so you release your two cows.

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inb4 Sup Forums gets butthurt over fascism and nazism, it's a funny poster otherwise

Transhumanism/Anarcho-transhumanism: You are two robot cows.

National Socialism: You have 2 cows, but they aren't making enough milk. Your neighbor gives you a third cow so you can produce more milk but charges ridiculous interst rates. Your cows stop producing milk and you cannot pay your neighbor back. A strong bull comes along, kicks your neighbor away and the cows start producing milk again. You return the third cow to your neighbor and don't need to pay him anymore.