LISTEN UP, THIS IS SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS. STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING, READ THIS AND MEDITATE/PONDER.
>"The Frogs Who Desired a King is one of Aesop's Fables and numbered 44 in the Perry Index.[1] Throughout its history, the story has been given a political application."
More like a rat with an cane, offering a pursue or something.
Juan Lewis
>numbered 44 in the Perry Index. We must be in a simulation what the fuck is happening.
Julian Kelly
Recieved!
"The fable is only found in Classical Greek sources and was briefly told. 'A fox had never seen a lion before, so when she happened to meet the lion for the first time she all but died of fright."
wtf thats not the picture I uploaded I don't even own that picture.
Samuel Gray
On closer inspection it appears the fox is literally tipping his hat to the lion.
Julian Miller
WITNESSED
The stick may refer to ineffective politicians, who can't stop the degeneracy among frogs.
The King of Gods sent the stick which is, in fact, the solution of the problem. To stop degeneracy, the frogs shall not wish for a king but they shall find order within chaos, and build a new society by the frogs and for the frogs.
Kek is the God of Chaos. Chaos may be the solution.
The snake is another animal full of symbolism. To understand fully Aesop, one has to fully understand the meaning of animals in Classical mythology.
Further research is needed.
Isaiah Anderson
A post with dubs
directed me here to a thread wih dubs
You, my friend, are truly blessed and the bringer of Kek's word.
Ayden Foster
M'lady
So it's becoming apparent that we're either all experiencing mass delusion, we're living in some sort of simulation or a higher power is having a giggle. Or maybe all three.
Jose Ward
ok so hitlery shitton dead confirmed.
Matthew Wright
This pepe, kek and meme magic shit is starting to get me worried.
Jason Rodriguez
>itstimetostop.jpg This shit is getting ridiculous
Liam Miller
RECEIVED THE HOLY DIGITS
I'm digging as deep as I can into this, I suggest EVERYONE with some semblance of faith keep it up.
It seems Kek does bless unto his disciples his holy digits as they find out more and more.
Hunter Wilson
magic 7s
Nathan Myers
Holy fuck there have been SO MANY FUCKING DUBS IN THESE THREADS
I've been here and never seen this many dubs, sometimes in get threads.
Now think back to get threads, how many shitposters in get threads come here.
How many UNKNOWINGLY conjure meme magic.
Kek has been powering up with all these gets.
Do you know what that means?
WE NEED TO MEME EFG, EFG IS THE PROPHET.
REPLACE HIS HEAD WITH TRUMPS.
EGT, EPIC GET TRUMP.
WE MUST HARNESS THE MEME MAGIC TO ENSURE THE GETS ARE DIRECTED TO EMPOWERING HIM.
PRAISE KEK
Camden Baker
kuk, kek, cuck
we've been calling his name so often and in so many ways
Cooper Martinez
PRAISE KEK
WORLD EXTERMINATION
KEK WILLS IT CHECK EM
Jose Davis
I'm getting scared guys
Chase Carter
FIND MORE OF AESOP'S FABLES, HE SEEMS TO BE ENLIGHTENED.
This is a little nerve wracking desu
Carter Wright
MEME. FUCKING. MAGIC.
You even got dubs.
Bentley Barnes
Nah.
Grayson Morris
So am I straya, there's been too many coincidences.
Oliver Fisher
REEEEEEE
Lord Kuk, Chaos incarnate and embodiment of meme, may you bless me with dubs if this song refers to you, or pleases you.
>off by one for quads KEK HAS SPOKEN, BEGONE LEAF.
Lincoln Bailey
youre right sounds too overboard
Jose Cruz
Praise kek!
Leo Nguyen
It seemed forced. The real deal just grows organically from the digits.
Asher Miller
>all 3
Brandon Scott
~ The Plague of Frogs Exo 8:1 And the LORD spake unto Moses, Go unto Pharaoh, and say unto him, Thus saith the LORD, Let my people go, that they may serve me.
Exo 8:2 And if thou refuse to let them go, behold, I will smite all thy borders with frogs:
Exo 8:3 And the river shall bring forth frogs abundantly, which shall go up and come into thine house, and into thy bedchamber, and upon thy bed, and into the house of thy servants, and upon thy people, and into thine ovens, and into thy kneadingtroughs:
Exo 8:4 And the frogs shall come up both on thee, and upon thy people, and upon all thy servants.
Exo 8:5 And the LORD spake unto Moses, Say unto Aaron, Stretch forth thine hand with thy rod over the streams, over the rivers, and over the ponds, and cause frogs to come up upon the land of Egypt.
Exo 8:6 And Aaron stretched out his hand over the waters of Egypt; and the frogs came up, and covered the land of Egypt.
>Exo 8:7 And the magicians did so with their enchantments, and brought up frogs upon the land of Egypt.
Hunter Cruz
Kek's wife was a snake, if I remember correctly
Charles Price
Praise kek! May this election cycle be the start of something glorious!
Michael Morris
kek's modus operandi are beyond our reasoning, he's got no concern about some billionaire winning a political office, but he feeds of the chaos that ensues
Dominic Rodriguez
Meme magic is real.
It's happening tomorrow.
Josiah Thompson
Maybe he has some connection with our Universe's mechanics at a quantum level to influence us.
Evan Allen
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
(remembers Sup Forums's stance on women)
IF THIS IS TRUE THIS SHIT IS OFFICIALLY >2spooky4me
i'm out
Elijah Johnson
>implying snakes aren't a reference to traps
Ryan Moore
If youre the italian user who showed us the newest kek hymn youre too deep, even if youre not ur fucked m8.
Brandon Wright
Holy shit.
> And the river shall bring forth frogs abundantly
The river isn't one of water, it the river of information! The internet, the media etc.
> the frogs shall come up both on thee, and upon thy people, and upon all thy servants.
Seen through the internet, news articles, television.
Grayson Sullivan
Mammon
Charles Mitchell
This election may bring chaos and be the beginning of the end.
But from the ashes of chaos order will rise one more.
Lincoln Moore
We are the magicians
Samuel Nelson
...
Liam Gonzalez
Head for the hills friend.
Liam Ward
KEK VULT! We truly live in chaotic times, but I don't fear it, not if Kek is at my side guiding me
Dominic Miller
I'm getting nervous user. This is all too real.
Angel Robinson
AAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Samuel Torres
PRAISE KEK
Nathaniel Garcia
>Frogs are used as symbols of disgust due to their moist skin that can be perceived as slimy. In the Bible (Exodus 8:6) the Second Plague is one of frogs is sent upon Egypt; this was a deliberate irony by the God of Moses, as the Egyptians saw frogs as a symbol of life and worshiped a frog-goddess. Later, frogs are also associated with unclean spirits in Revelation 16:13.
It's our time lads.
Alexander White
hhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuu
Nolan Myers
Guys, why didnt you listen?? Kek can change reality...
Logan Wilson
So Trump will consume us once he becomes our king?
Kayden Wood
Kek has the head of a snake when he's trapping up
Christopher Gutierrez
>his work on CP-violation
does he do it for free?
Gavin Mitchell
We are anointed.
Adam Price
This can't be real?
Holy shit.
Now if I just keep posting about the cute manager at work desperately wanting to fuck me, meme magic could happen?
Isaac Gomez
LETS KEEP FUCKING GOING I WANT CHAOS NOW PRAISE wHm-anx PRAISE KEK
Parker Moore
I can only imagine how the future will be this shit is getting crazy already but now I believe anything can happen
Aaron Myers
Kek'd.
Holy shit this is too good.
Jaxon Ross
It has to be a collective effort. Maybe if we all got to run a train on her, otherwise you're on your own.
Connor Gutierrez
Does anyone feel like they've seen one too many coincidences?
Henry Sullivan
le dubs xd frog meme
Anthony Martinez
Post pics.
Ethan Bennett
It's the dawn of the frogs.
Aiden Jenkins
All the time
Daniel Cook
>The feminine of the god Kek, Kauket (Keket) was a much more obscure goddess than her husband. She was a snake-headed woman who ruled over the darkness with her husband.
>She was, though, also related to the day - she was the "bringer-in of the night". This seems to show her to be the goddess of the night, just after sunset. The goddess of the the hours of the evening, as night covered Egypt, and the sun had disappeared
In the same way that Kek is the darkness before the dawn, his feminine form represents darkness after the sunset.
It's also worth noting that we're currently living in very feminine times. That's not inherently bad, but these times tend to produce softness, weakness & decay.
It's just logical to assume that after such a period of degeneracy brought by the feminine, we are witnessing the rising of the masculine Kek, bringer of the dawn.
Easton James
...
Zachary Gonzalez
May we be the frogs that come leaping from the river of knowledge
Hunter Reyes
CHAOS IS FREEDOM
Ryan Johnson
Frogs associated with immortality (the ability to regenerate, the resurrection after hibernation), longevity, survival in poor conditions, fertility (croaking before rain)
Joshua Miller
...
Luke Hughes
Illuminati confirmed. Checked and witnessed.
Chase Martinez
A while ago I found this picture in their archives from one of their conferences. Guess what their mascot is?
Austin Miller
No fucking way
Ian Ramirez
CP violation...i lol'd
Luke Ward
Anons, this is getting ridiculous. I want off this ride, seriously.
Cameron Ramirez
Ho Lee FUK
Hudson Sanchez
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
Ayden Bell
Is CERN aware of our tinkering with meme magic?
Someone wanna post that CERN occult video they tried to play off as a joke?
Do frogs have any significance in Japanese mythology? Maybe it isn't a coincidence that Kek has chosen an anime imageboard to communicate with humanity.