Why didn't Frodo have a girlfriend?

Why didn't Frodo have a girlfriend?

because hobbit bois just cant compete with big uruk cock

He had Sam

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Taxes burdened him too greatly. He could only scrape by on his lonesome; how could he support a woman?

He was a legitimate weirdo in the Hobbit circles. The community was happy when he took up with Bilbo because that got him out of the gene pool.

Past what age is it not healthy for a hobbit to be single?

Why didn't he just share the load?

>rich as fuck from Bilbo’s dragon gold
>lives in the nicest hole in the whole shire
>does nothing but smoke pipes and read
Truly a hobbit of taste

The village seemed to be 80% males, and 50% of those males were old.

Weird shit

>smokes pipeweed and reads
>formerly Brandybuck's

Why don't you have a girlfriend?

almost. good idea but poor execution

frodo and bilbo are regarded as real weirdos by other hobbits. and hobbits don't like weirdos and adventures and anything that is familiar and ordinary.

I hate women too much.

Why?

Frodo destroyed your mum’s ring m8.

Nice lel

They are retarded, inbred, dumb, and self centered. Also they demand too much attention.

They were a mistake, we should be able to breed with males.

that sounds kinda gay

Without sex of course. Like just mix our dna and create a super baby.

>inbred

He was gay for Sam

Can a human fuck a hobbit ? Was that ever mentioned in any lord of the rings

Tolkien hated racemixing.

>Inbred

Only thing I remember from the books is that some hobbits like to visit human villages.
Like the one where they met Aragorn, the gate had a lower hole specifically for hobbits.