why isn't he on network television? he's way funnier than any other late night host
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Why isn't he on network television? he's way funnier than any other late night host
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Nathan Morgan
>still no subs for the Israel special
Dammit!
Nicholas Reyes
Because he's a hack who repeats the same fucking tired jokes night after night.
Sebastian Brown
he doesn't write his monologues
Nolan Flores
>watching any of the Late Night "fuck drumpf and fuck white people" Cuck Brigade
Are you in your mid 50s?
Daniel Martinez
So...
Samuel Peterson
David Letterman is funnier and more intelligent than anyone and yet Fallon beat him in the ratings because he's perfect for the Instagram generation. Conventionally funny, sycophantic and inoffensive so he gets lots of top guests.
Jackson Evans
his horse story was amazing
>I don't even have a house
>I've invested very poorly
also this. Conan was never going to be as popular as Fallon and that's all that NBC cares about. Leno was still #1 every week after all.
Lincoln Myers
>white knighting Donald Trump
why are you suck a cuck?
Tyler Turner
>white knighting tv hosts
Why are you such a silly dumb bum bum?
Evan Cruz
wtf i love open borders now
Lincoln White
1. He hasn't been funny since the mid 2000's
2. His ratings are garbage and always have been. He oversaw the lowest ratings of any Tonight Show host in its history.
Dylan Young
that's even more pathetic
Matthew Stewart
It was pretty funny when the women soldiers clowned him.
Jordan Brown
goddamn does Colbert sucks the energy out of the room. He should not be interviewing people.
Cooper Ramirez
He wrote for The Simpsons when they were still good, so there's that.
Joseph Bailey
>ratings = quality
I want Fallon fans to leave
Ryan Harris
>ratings are not a legitimate reason for a late night host not being on network television
letterman brainlets strike again
Landon Brooks
conan had a bigger audience with his tonight show than fallon does now
Brody Scott
Thats the problem, Conan is the only non-Jewish controlled talk show left
Brody Lopez
Irish racism. I'm sick off my motherland and her children abroad being treated like shit tbqh
Jaxon Watson
Him in his early 2000's was always a blast and fun to watch him every night.
No idea how low he is now tho.
James Taylor
>Watching late night shows
What year is it?
Adam Hughes
The Jew fears the Mic
William Hernandez
If it wasn't for based Colbert that cuck wouldn't even crack a laugh from the audience. Pathetic.
Austin Reed
Well he was but he made sure to burn every bridge there
Camden Perry
Formally Chucks
Owen Young
youtu.be
Is this even an interview? Conan's pretty much doing a whole stand-up routine, colbert doesn't add anything to it.
Joseph Ward
>based Colbert
Colbert might be ok if he wasn't so bipartisan - Trump becoming the president has made him and his writing staff lose their minds. He cannot let it go that Trump is the president. I don't watch his show regularly, but whenever I check it out he's whining about Trump.
Elijah Walker
partisan, not bipartisan
Bentley Long
>Not watching *insert generic liberal talk show host*
W
The fuck is the matter with you? Don't you want to watch people rip on Donald Glumpf 24/7 that never goes beyond ad hom or ad populum?
Sebastian Clark
It seems like a lot of late night hosts are just trying to do a jon stewart impression with their manufactured outrage over the latest fake news story, but that style of pundit-ry is currently out of fashion so their ratings will continue a slow decline with the rest of main stream media. its even affecting sports which will eventually have their own streaming video service in an app, kind of like the wwe network.
Nathaniel Davis
He is showing a lot of balls to actually stand for a legit presidency.
Benjamin Brooks
he never said he's defending him, not everyone wants to hear a Trump joke very 2 minutes, it's old.
Gabriel Harris
lol
Parker Mitchell
he doesn't give a fuck about trump, neither do other hosts, it's all about ratings.
Isaiah Nguyen
Matt Furie thinks you're a fucking tool for using his frog to spread a proto idiocracy and if you're an actual non memer who still thinks Trump is anything less then a complete retard, you are a subhuman untermencsh.
Kevin Rivera
When's the next transformers coming out?
Thomas Morales
I... no... This can't be happening! I'm the one in charge here!
Jack Brown
my newspapers entertainment section lists the late night guests for each show. they show fallon, kimmel, colbert, myers and corden, but never conan. it makes me sad.
Evan Baker
>these hosts are earning millions of dollars to mock trump and trumplerinas
>meanwhile, the average conservative american family struggles to feed 6 kids
IT'S NOT FAIR
Gabriel Jones
Lol cry more you fat sack of shit. Matt furry is a fucking fag boy
Matthew Lee
Retweeted and upvoted.
What was great about died when he took the Tonight Show. The last 12-18 months of Late Night as Conan was transitioning his show for the normie audience. The weird college humor was phased out.
He hasn't and never will recover. No more Masturbating Bear, Stachenblochen, or GE Satelite
Ryder Rogers
he literally said there should be less white men in the world during charlie rose
Levi Roberts
>dances oddly
>jumps up and down
>bows multiple times
>audience cheers for 5 minutes
thats basically all he does his entire show
hes really not that great
Cameron Hill
...
Easton Thompson
is there a late night show host that isnt a rat jew kike?
Alexander Fisher
>no artistic talent so co-opts someone elses work to spread his toddler level understanding of the world.
Way to prove you're a fucking retard bro. You are the quintessential "useful idiot".
His work had a positive impact on American culture. You're a cultural parasite leeching off his talent and hard work. A mediocre blood sucker who took a fun loving happy frog and turned him into a retarded incel fuckboi.
Stunning rebuke bro. I'm seriously breathless here.
Asher Scott
If you don't DELETE your f*cking post you'll see what happens...
You don't know who you're dealing with...
Henry Ortiz
>Matt Furie thinks you're a fucking tool
This.
Connor Thompson
lol how mad is dis nigga?
Josiah Peterson
Maybe they should fight for their rights as workers but I guess that goes against their ideologies.
Michael Parker
I am going to fucking kill you.
Carter Thompson
>it's a Stephen "Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump" Colbert video
no thanks
Connor Murphy
>I don't understand physical comedy
Samuel Hughes
How do you pronounce Conan?
Jaxson Smith
no host does, they dont have time for that, you know how much work it would be to be a fulltime writer AND showhost? If he had to be writing jokes every time he wasnt filming, he'd never have time to do anything else.
Eli Kelly
>does string dance
>touches nipples
>growls at relatively attractive actress with whom he is flirting
>knocks over prop microphone
>poofs up receding pompadour