Is it considered alpha going to the movies alone?

Is it considered alpha going to the movies alone?

No singles policy is strictly enforced.

Yes. No one else is qualified to go with you

Thinking about going to see Blade Runner in theaters, roommates want to wait until it's torrentable

yes it takes courage.
you will be laughed at, insulted, and looked at with disgust and fear.

Not if you bribe the kino personnel.

whats the deal? it's Your time to watch movie, why the fuck You shouldnt go alone?
I'm always and everytime watching movies alone in theatre, this is time for X muse, not friends

why did you post a burd?

I did it to watch Dunkirk and that didn't happen.

I feel pretty alpha when I'm sitting alone in the center seat in front of the rail with my legs up and arms over the chairs next to me t b h

No, Chad takes his whole family and neighbourhood with him

Don't forget your bucket of crab legs.

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Virgin Moviegoer

>Goes to the movies with friends when movies are meant to be watched alone
>Pays to watch movies to support the Jewish Racket known as Hollywood
>Forced to watch the commercials like a cuck

Chad Pirate

>Watches movies in his own comfort room
>Doesn't give a penny to the Jewish racket
>No need to watch any of the commercials

Even if a true alpha Chad went completely alone to the movies, he would acquire new friends just by standing in line for the popcorn, also he would get to know every single person in a two seat proximity of him during the trailers, behind and infront of him also, and on top of that he would bang a chick from the theatre after the movie.
All of this is a completely normal day for a Chad.

Extra armour is also the thinking man's patrician choice.

>going to the movies alone while attractive
wow he's so passionate about art

>going to the movies alone while ugly
wow he's so creepy

Rich people buy theaters for their homes so they can get the theater experience without dealing with other theater goers when they make bank, so yes it is actually very alpha

Only if you make sure to
>harass the projectionist during the ads
>clap your hands as loud as possible during every intense scene
>didn't shower for 5 days before you went to the kinegratographer
>eat exclusively crisps and burst out laughing every 5 minutes therefore showering your unfortunate seat neighbours with salivated crisps
>smuggle in some vodka and offer it to every girl you see

What's so alpha about going to the movies?

Inviting a girl to watch a movie to your place, watching the movie in your bed - is the comfiest way. Plus there is like a 99% chance that you are gettting laid.

Yeah, if you're a 300lb neckbeard wearing a fedora a Sonic shirt and a cape

That sounds pretty beta to me user. If a Chad wants to see a certain film he just goes to the cinema and watches it, he doesn't have to plan elaborate situations with other people in order for him to enjoy the film.
What you explained is what a true alpha Chad does after he watches a film he likes in the cinema, comes home, calls a girl over and puts on a whatever flick on just as a starting background noise before he fucks her brains out.

because Canuck is an alpha

Kinda related, but is it alpha to get a rimjob without asking for it?

This girl did it on me last night but I'm not sure if this is a good thing

Your friends are idiots. If anything it's a movie that needs to be seen on a big screen.

I see it as neither weak, nor courageous to see a movie solo. Personally I go with someone else because I like to discuss the movie afterwards.

chads have friends who want to go to new movies with them they dont go alone you virgin!!!

Only if you sit squarely in the middle of the theater, put your feet on the seat in front of you and loudly eat from two separate tubs of popcorn (taking up both armrests and drink holders) with no fucks given to how you're ruining it for everyone else.

I think you've confused yourself with a Chad user

I'm alpha as fuck and I'm going to go see BR2049 tonight by myself.

Be careful. Last time I offered a bribe they laughed and sentenced me to 2 years in the nacho mills.

You'll be escorted out of the theater.

No singles policy.

Can I borrow your falcon?

Gibs burb

>falling for the shills

So Blade Runner 2049 fans?

A-atleast I am alpha at something...

Rimjobs are usually a spur of the moment thing people only do when they are really horny.

No, he's molting and very sensitive about it. If you or someone else brought it up he'd be embarrassed.

>shadman

Seriously just go.
No one gives a fuck, I do it all the time because my friends have terrible taste or are constantly broke.
It's only weired if you make it weired.
You will notice other singles there that you never noticed when you went with friends.
Just avoid Friday and Saturday nights because it's prime date time and you will probably feel awkward.
It's Chadly if you you aren't awkward about it

My cinema runs a deal where singles can get a free 6 pack of flashbangs with every brick of 5.56 ammo.
That's Chad as fuck

if you're a true Chad Stacy's will just follow you into the theater

based chad

it's complete bullshit how if you're attractive going to the movies alone is cool with "everyone else", ugly people blend into the background whereas I constantly get people staring at me and sometimes even doing the worst offense and trying to chat me up
t. good-looking tall guy