Cletus has a snake tattoo on his right arm

>Cletus has a snake tattoo on his right arm
>Snake has a snake tattoo on his left arm
>Both have the same colour hair

New crackpot theory. Snake and Cletus are related in some way.

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simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Snake_Jailbird
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Cletus_Spuckler
youtu.be/ZRiSKEwuwoQ
youtube.com/watch?v=jyI0RpYA85M
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snake has a Cletus tattoo under his shirt

I don't understand. Which one was Chuck?

Literally Sneed.

I have a crackpot theory. Sneed and Chuck are related in some way. Sneed seeded and fucked Chuck.

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Note the similar style mustache too

So who was other Sneed if Chuck was Sneed and seeds need feed?

Snake is Jughead's dad

It's difficult to say without knowing how old both are if that's a father-son or brother relationship. You got me hooked anyway OP.

>AYO BRANDEAN

That's a good question, user. haha

I'm fucking shocked that I've never heard some theorize this before. You're onto something.

Why did Snake abandon Cletus and his family?

Snake is Cleetus' evil doppelganger.

If Chuck's was for birds then he wouldn't need to seed and feed because either word would cover all the bases. Well, besides fucking and sucking.

From the Simpsons' wiki:
>Cletus Del Roy Spuckler
>Relatives - Half-brother: Unnamed

Could it be true?

We know "Snake" is obviously a psued and not even his real name so who knows.

They were in the same unit in 'nam. Herman Hermann was too, but he lost the tattoo when vietcong blown his arm. It wasn't the same unit as Tamzarian however, since that was from Capital City

Hermann's son is the Squeaky-voiced teen by the way.

Relatives - Half-brother: Sneed (formerly Chuck)

What do you guys think?

Cletus' Diabetus & Fetus (formerly Snake's Shake & Bake)

I'm liking this theory

We need a prequel about this, Skinner can be there too and we find out he's called Skinner because he wore the skin of his enemies before going into combat as a scare tactic.

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What would Chuck's Fuck and Suck have even sold? Was it a sex shop? Near a farm? That's completely stupid. It wouldn't even be a logical name for anything aside from a brothel, which isn't legal in most states. Also, why would a feed and seed store feel the need to acknowledge the building used to be a sex shop or brothel? The bank here in town doesn't have "Formerly a Pizza Hut" on the sign.

And how would they have been able to get away with a name like that for their store? No one would have approved it, and you can't just set a shop up without a license etc. I really don't think it's realistic at all, and the name Chuck's Fuck and Suck is, like, elementary school-level humor, anyway.

Also, in regards to the people who wrote this "joke," (I use that term loosely), what the fuck kind of name is "Sneed"? Why not Reed's Feed and Seed? "Sneed" is not a name. At all.

This is just further evidence that the show took a complete nosedive in quality after season 8 or 9. I hate this joke and I hate The Simpsons.

but that's cletus' left arm

Is snake Nelson's dad?

Homer and Krusty were supposed to be literally the same person originally. And Marge was supposed to have rabbit ears hidden in her hair

Wasn't Barney supposed to be Nelson's dad at the beginning of the show?

The same as Chief Wiggum is not Ralph's father but the other cop

No, Nelson's dad is Nelson's dad.

Think it was more like this kid gonna be a loser like barney deal.

Flanders is deeply in the closet gay for Reverend Lovejoy

Whoa.
What more do we know about the background of Cletus and Snake?

simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Snake_Jailbird
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Cletus_Spuckler

but thats his left arm

Matt Groening just isn't all that original. Don't get me wrong, Simpsons were kino for the first 10 or so years but you must always keep in mind that Groening is a fat, lazy sellout and he knows it.

Sneed, Chuck, and Cletus are all related:

>same voice actors
>detest city-slickers
>live on a farm
>all engaged in some regard with feed and seed (agriculture theme) and fucking and sucking (see all of the children Cletus has)

>Homer and Krusty were supposed to be literally the same person originally.

Give me the quick rundown on this.

Bart always looked up to Krusty but resented Homer as a father figure.
The twist was to be Krusty IS Homer.
The plot was dropped though.

fuck off

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Shit guys

>The same as Chief Wiggum is not Ralph's father but the other cop

I know the theory your talking about, but then there's this from this scene
youtu.be/ZRiSKEwuwoQ

Skip to 1:04

Clancy is sterile and his wife is barren.
That is Ralph's biological father.

Another theory: That guy's either Wiggum's brother Tim (mentioned in the Spin-Off Showcase) or his wife's brother Fred (who is euthanised in a much later episode), is not the father and filled in on that parent teacher evening for the absent Wiggums.

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Is Snake or Cletus liquid?

You mean enlonged? If so Cletus, a bit.

there are 2 ralphs
youtube.com/watch?v=jyI0RpYA85M

that guy is 'other' ralph's father

>Formerly Rick's

>Half-brother: Unnamed
COULD IT BE

Pa I cut myself on the screen door again

WHY YOU LITTLE SON OF A

>stealing theories from reddit
faggots

suck off

Seed off

>he's on reddit 24/7 just to make sure he doesn't look like a redditor to his ebin Sup Forums buddies
end you're life

Snake's name is Jailbird though...

>And Marge was supposed to have rabbit ears hidden in her hair

I really disliked Groening trying to force that rabbit thing as his signature. Thank God this never happened on The Simpsons.

Clearly a fake name like John Doe

If he's his half-brother it's entirely reasonable for them to have different names

>Marge was supposed to have rabbit ears hidden in her hair
What was the fucking point? It's not Futurama or something, how does it make any sense?

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Is Sneed Chuck's son, or did he take over the Fuck and Suck by some hostile method?

Luigi's Feed and Seed
Formerly Mario's

Is Cletus in the same gang as "Jailbird" aka "Snake?"

Anyone else catch the joke here how his name is Burns, but Smithers is the one on fire here?

reminder, the person who posts sneed is an underaged /asp/ and Sup Forums spammer from india

THATS HIS LEFT ARM WHY WONT PEOPLE ACKNOWLEDGE THIS YOURE FUCKING WRONG

LUIGI LooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOK!

Reminder, you're a butthurt obsessed aspie.

It's a cartoon

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How deep does this go?

Becasue Smithers is flaming

*tips fedora*

He also not a hillbilly like Cletus

You are the spammer, you jackass.

Was Snake ashamed of his hillbilly roots and got into a life of crime to ironically try and make a better life for himself or do you think he did all that to take care of his retarded brother Cletus?

Chuck off

Sounds like June Foray

thank you come again