HEEECTOOOOOOOOOOR

HEEECTOOOOOOOOOOR

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WHOOO'S HEECTOOORRR

>Hector saving his betafag brother

How did the Turks fall for this?

Why are the Turks white?

How is he a beta he stole Agamemnon wife

gods shenanigans, all paris did was kissing Aphrodite ass not that i wouldnt

Hector stand aside.

Why is everyone in this movie nordic?

the Turks were the noble ones

>no matter how many times you watch the movie, Achilles always beats Hector

turks are dumb

>when Hector trips over that rock and fucks up his ankle

This has to be one of the only films I've seen where the audience is lead to intentionally root against the protagonist halfway through

>watch the Hector/Achilles fight scene the other day on TV
>THE FUCKING MUSIC WAS CHANGED
Holy shit it destroyed all the tension of the scene.

Vid below is the faggot version:
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This next one is the patrician/original version:
youtube.com/watch?v=NQ62frK74u0

>missing the shouting and body dragging
disgusting

HE IS MY BROTHER
>tfw this scene always fucks me up because i think of my younger brother

Why didnt Hector simply stay in the city like his faggot coward brother? They were already winning the war.

That's the music from the intro of tim Burtons planet of the apes.

Why out that on the TV version?

Thats the biggest horse Ive seen, I would not want to fall for that.

Is this movie actually good?

Holy shit the change was terrible, what kind of moron thought that'd be a good idea?

Wow, that's fucking bad.

Overall, no, but it has some good elements here and there.

only the scenes with Achilles being a badass

Yeah if you ignore the actual text

did you know in the spanish version Hector is named ramirez so he shouts RAMIREZZZZ

VA EL BALON

PERO CON LA AGUJA

Turks weren't in anatolia until thousands of years later

And in portuguese he shout TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

ISILDOOOO-

THIS IS NOT HONORABLE.

Which is ironic because Bana and Gleeson were both there for their brothers and acted with honor while their brothers were shitlords.

Worth it?

HAVE YOU NO HONOR?!?

Yes it's good, muh no god fags hate it.

KEKTOOOR

>the bully of troy

AAAAYYYEEE WHAT UP SNOWMAN, YOU READY TO RACE?

you must be a female or a little beta bitchboy.

It's great.

Fucking hell, they had to shoehorn LE EBIN OMIOUS MUSIC and cancel out all the grunting, shouting and glorious sound of weapons clashing.
Not to mention that fucking filter.

The absolute state of movies and HD ""remasters"".

>amerifats

It was really well done. It was because Achilles was built up as such an unstoppable hero that the audience actively wanted him to fail just to humble him.

Achilles = John Cena.

Out of the way shit bags. The real OG coming through.

go 0.5x speed on the battles and 3x speed on the rest and its 10/10

Fucking horrible

>I'll remember the name

>get up Prince of Troy, I shall not have a stone take away my glory

>thats why no one will remember your name

it is good but at the end, the movie it just falls apart. also glaring historical inaccuracies

did you know in the japanese version Hector is named tetsuo so he shouts TETSUOOOO

He used your tripcode. Your reaction images, your charts, your opinions. He even shitposted like you.

Diane is god tier aryan pussy

but no woman would be worth a war

>historical inaccuracies

100%

each and every time

read some history you fags

HEEECTOOOOOOOOOOR

I don't know how to read

The scene was temp tracked with Planet of the Apes, and James Horner's underscore was added to the movie so late that the director had literally no time to have him change it to something that sounded more like POTA. So the theatrical version is what James Horner wanted and the TV/extended cut is what the director wanted.

The Night Raid with Diomedes and Odysseus is the most comfy part of the Iliad. How the fuck doesn't Diomedes have hundreds of movies about his heroics?

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

>Gleeson was there for his brother
He was there for his wife. His shitlord brother only seized the opportunity to expand

Fucking american education. Anatolia was Greek until the roaches arrived about one thousand years ago

why didn't Apollo protect Troya?

Diomedes is my favorite, but historians aren't sure if that night raid was in the original or added by the Romans.

Trojans spoke Luwian, which was Hittite and not a form of Greek (though still Indo European.)

>Poseidon is the god of horses
>Poseidon is also the god of earthquakes
>the level of Troy thought to correspond to the Trojan war has extensive wall damage from an earthquake

imo the drums music is pretty gay. the first one is best

its a good movie dont listen to these sheep in here who think gay movies like trick r treat and the thing are good. basically Sup Forums is full of reddit now

I think it's on TNT right now, butchered to Hell. And if it's not, just wait a couple hours.

I mean sure, since there are no costs involved and she's a massive benefit.

SNEEEEEEDOR

They have chipmunk voices on the second one - I hate when online shit is like that.

Is the faggot version the US version then?

Did you fap to this scene as many times as I did Sup Forums?

Is this the most alpha fight scene in cinema?

>Achilles immediately goes for the leaping downward thrust that has a 100% kill rate in the movie
>Hector is the only one in the entire film good enough to block it
>does so multiple times
>manages to break Achilles's spear, score a hit on his greaves and his breastplate
>still never wins no matter how many times I rewatch it
>Achilles never changes his actions and spares Hector for being the most worthy fight he'd had

What raging arsehole thought THAT retarded crap would work?

The same kind of "person" who makes American documentaries.
youtube.com/watch?v=79u11C6JmEw

Please don't tell me Americans actually need that?

Can't they be satisfied by Attenborough and HD nature

Yeah. The first version faggot version sounds like the person who made the music didn't even watch the scene. He just got asked to make generic music for a fight duel. The real version goes so well with the visuals.

WHAT IS THIS METAL BIRD IN THE SKY?!

youtube.com/watch?v=bIMVrX9CaVw

americans think this is cool

>mfw i've actually seen this thing personally

Pic related.

murgia forever

Germanfag here. That's pretty damn cool.

POOOOOOOOOOOIDA

They realized for Planet Earth 2 and just used Attenborough which was nice Sigourney was ok but Oprah was hot trash for her narration

Licensed expired and out to date definitions.

This guy is fucking ridiculous.

>Achilles is out of the fight, full on demigod
>Diomedes steps up
>just a bumfuck mortal and son of one of the seven against Thebes
>gets his motherfucking aristeia moment
>attacks the Greeks as a one man army
>sends Aphrodite crying back to her mother
>beats the shit out of a physical incarnation of Ares the literal god of war and sends him plummeting to earth
>heads to Troy
>almost single handedly takes the walls himself
>Apollo himself comes down and stops him multiple times
>has to tell him that Troy is not yet fated to fall
>nigga stop trying to climb the walls bitch mortal
>Diomedes has to be forced back by the combined power of the gods

I can't tell if just gary sue or the real hero of the book.

>Not responding with "ready archers" and dealing a massive tactical blow to the enemy removing their champion.

>Not releasing Calvary to run down Achilles.

It's like watching a British vs American documentary.

That's a big horse

For you.

Here's the remains of the walls of Troy from c. 3200 years ago.

is Sup Forums so contrarian that they would deny this as the greatest Iliad translation of the last 250 years?

forgot pic

Indisputable. Latimore's is the thinking man's translation but Fagle's is the best overall.

Jack?

Its pretty easy though.
>be hector
>be a loving husband,father,brother and son
vs
>be achilles
>arrogant fucboi who only fights for loot and glory

Hector is definitely the better man unfortunately achilles was the better warrior.

It would show the trojans as cowards.
In those times heroes would be honorable before smart.

You're mixing up the book with the film, user.

Diomedes was absolutely a gary stu and was the star of his own epic action poem series contemporary with The Iliad.