Sophie turner engaged to jonas brother

waifu fags on suicide watch

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lol owned

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who?

shaaaanshhhhhaa nooooooooo

Smart girl, marrying into money. She knows her talent won't carry an entire career.

Why did Snyder think we cared about these two?

do celebrities really think we care about their lives? we just wanna see them fuck up

Who? The ginger giant in GOT? or the ginger monkeyface in IT?

time to have a celebratory wank.

Maybe she can get pregnant and they can cast a new Jean.

ugly fucking hands she got

>marrying a cokewhore chav who is like 22 and will inevitably cheat on him and want a dozen more relationships before settling down
He could do better desu

6/10
what do people see in this slag

>read it as Sophiet
>what is she some kind of russian girl?

>actually marrying a britslag that's a couple years off from hitting the wall
holy shit

So...i guess...Harren Hole is off the table?

he should have stayed with taylor

he made her crazy youtube.com/watch?v=EHiPn2M3Ya8

justin bieber did it better

marrying into greed, corruption, and an unpopular soon to be overthrown regime is not smart

They see Boy George.

How can you marry a man who is shorter than you?

gayest thing i've seen this week

$$$$$$$$$$$

>How can you marry a man who is shorter than you?
The pics of Sophie and Joe Jonas walking together is hilarious.

We really need a millenial purge from this board

Especially millenial jannie squad

idk but my gf is 5'10 and im 5'4 she seems to be all but infatuated with me.

t. MarvelFan

why are asian men so masculine?

/ss/

>>How can you marry a man who is shorter than you?
espeically when she has heels on

>marrying the ugliest bitch he's fucked

imagine having a gf that wears heels only if you ask her to because she doesn't want to make you insecure

she doesn't

They never learn...

>dropped taylor for this
>marrying at 21

it wont last, especially when she realizes how it will stop her career, unless she plans to live off GoT reruns

he's 28 so it's a good time for him

but yeah he dated way hotter bitches

This will never happen to me unless it's possible for a woman to be attractive and over 6'5".

>it wont last, especially when she realizes how it will stop her career, unless she plans to live off GoT reruns

>implying she will have a career after GoT

>ywn slowly remove Based Cavills shirt to expose his succulent, meaty pecs

Kill me

She's going to completely pork up now. It already looked like the GoT guys had hired someone full time to follow her around knock muffins out of her hands to try and keep it in check, but she's just going to go full JUST now.

I'd say Joe Jonas fucked up, but who cares if your beard is fat.

WHY CANT MILLENIALS PUT THEIR FUCKING PHONES DOWN HOLY FUCKIG SHIT

>me and my commune of fat estro-weenies will overthrow the pigdog regime any day now

okaykid.png

>not only will they have manlet sons
>they will be redheads

>he's 28 so it's a good time for him
>getting married, ever, before you're at least 40

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ginger hair is inherited from the fathers side

how do you grow a thick mustache like that? is it just genetics, or do you slowly get beard gains as you get older

respect to that guy

he took her so we won't have to

I thought it was only bored stay-at-home moms in grocery store checkout lanes who cared about celeb relationships?

Want to discuss what you read on the latest celeb gossip mag? Who you won't believe is in a relationship with who?

>implying he'll be the father

Honestly? Hate talking to people.

both really

>Henry will never hold you in his arms and tell you everything's going to be okay

divorce in less than 5 years

...

i will give it 3 yrs

damn that sucks

Won't last

Modanafil

they totally bumped genders

You think they got Maisie drunk and double teamed her?

Fuck. His man of steel shirtless scene is my goal body

FUCK

is sex awkward with a taller girl? Legitimately asking

too much. troy brad pitt is the perfect form

lookswise, he could do much better than her

>implying he's fucking her
she is his beard, and he is her beard, she's fucking maisie and a few other girls

I wouldn't care unless she fucked a nigger.

everyone is the same height laying down bro. except your mom. she's like everest.

Wait I thought she was a lesbian. Dammit Sup Forums you fooled me again!

>troy brad pitt is the perfect form

Not bad at all.

Holy shit those are two ugly people, fuck me

I wonder never marry a girl with the the body type that Sophie has. You know she is going to get really fat as she gets older nevermind she is a ginger and you know they age really badly.

they were both molested by producers. maybe they bonded over that.

poor taytay. why are modern celebrity men suck cucks that they can't deal with a crazy woman?

no its actually great becausedshe can take a pounding and you can go deep

I've had sex with a ginger cutepie that was slightly shorter than me, it was awkward, she couldn't ride properly, but her ass was fucking amazing when fucking in doggystyle
I'm 6' btw
>inbf4 king of manlets

>you can go deep
lmao
the smaller they are the more they can take, I shit you not
t. had sex with 21 cumdumpsters already

no, you can suck her tits while fuggin if you're shorter

It depends on the ginger

>this totally unrelated bragging

Yeah you're right, I should've said it was awkward only

>that slag
>waifu
lmao pick one

Thanks for getting my hopes up, you cunt

are you retarded? he asked for taller girl shorter guy not youre normal run of the mill usual taller guy shorter girl couple goddamn

She's got 5 inches on the dude lmao

eh good for you tho, i'm sure she was a qt

>getting married at 20

you know everyone is laughing at you when they see you, right?

Nigga where the fuck do you live? Girls here aren't taller than 6' they look taller sometimes because of the fucking heels
Anyway, having sex with tall bitches is weird and that's the point, why the fuck did you get so salty

Court jester of manlets if you keeping making a goddamn fool out of yourself

>21
>looks 30

anyone who'd waifu that would have to be retarded

Why?

it wasnt me, it was another guy who types like me

this me

you sound like a real treat to be around

I'll give it a couple years tops

I once had a friend introduce me to a chick who was 6'1 who said she wouldn't date anyone shorter than her. I'm 6'2, but this fucking cunt was wearing heels so I was STILL looking up at her. Why in the fuck would a woman who obviously wants to only date a taller guy wear heels anyways and put herself up in the 6'5-6'6 range?

i know nothing about jonas, is she marrying up? Feels like it would fit her career trajectory to latch onto someone who will have wealth in the future

You'll get there user, there is no need to feel threatened, I'm a beta like you, I just happen to look good and have a big dick

>user asks question
>faggot gives humblebrag irrelevant answer to the question at hand
>gets pointed out
>LOL WHY SO SALTY BRO

Kys

>I'm a beta like you
No you aren't you god damned faggot
>lol I fuck tons of women but I'm one of you I swear