waifu fags on suicide watch
Sophie turner engaged to jonas brother
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lol owned
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who?
shaaaanshhhhhaa nooooooooo
Smart girl, marrying into money. She knows her talent won't carry an entire career.
Why did Snyder think we cared about these two?
do celebrities really think we care about their lives? we just wanna see them fuck up
Who? The ginger giant in GOT? or the ginger monkeyface in IT?
time to have a celebratory wank.
Maybe she can get pregnant and they can cast a new Jean.
ugly fucking hands she got
>marrying a cokewhore chav who is like 22 and will inevitably cheat on him and want a dozen more relationships before settling down
He could do better desu
6/10
what do people see in this slag
>read it as Sophiet
>what is she some kind of russian girl?
>actually marrying a britslag that's a couple years off from hitting the wall
holy shit
So...i guess...Harren Hole is off the table?
he should have stayed with taylor
he made her crazy youtube.com
justin bieber did it better
marrying into greed, corruption, and an unpopular soon to be overthrown regime is not smart
They see Boy George.
How can you marry a man who is shorter than you?
gayest thing i've seen this week
$$$$$$$$$$$
>How can you marry a man who is shorter than you?
The pics of Sophie and Joe Jonas walking together is hilarious.
We really need a millenial purge from this board
Especially millenial jannie squad
idk but my gf is 5'10 and im 5'4 she seems to be all but infatuated with me.
t. MarvelFan
why are asian men so masculine?
/ss/
>>How can you marry a man who is shorter than you?
espeically when she has heels on
>marrying the ugliest bitch he's fucked
imagine having a gf that wears heels only if you ask her to because she doesn't want to make you insecure
she doesn't
They never learn...
>dropped taylor for this
>marrying at 21
it wont last, especially when she realizes how it will stop her career, unless she plans to live off GoT reruns
he's 28 so it's a good time for him
but yeah he dated way hotter bitches
This will never happen to me unless it's possible for a woman to be attractive and over 6'5".
>it wont last, especially when she realizes how it will stop her career, unless she plans to live off GoT reruns
>implying she will have a career after GoT
>ywn slowly remove Based Cavills shirt to expose his succulent, meaty pecs
Kill me
She's going to completely pork up now. It already looked like the GoT guys had hired someone full time to follow her around knock muffins out of her hands to try and keep it in check, but she's just going to go full JUST now.
I'd say Joe Jonas fucked up, but who cares if your beard is fat.
WHY CANT MILLENIALS PUT THEIR FUCKING PHONES DOWN HOLY FUCKIG SHIT
>me and my commune of fat estro-weenies will overthrow the pigdog regime any day now
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>not only will they have manlet sons
>they will be redheads
>he's 28 so it's a good time for him
>getting married, ever, before you're at least 40
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ginger hair is inherited from the fathers side
how do you grow a thick mustache like that? is it just genetics, or do you slowly get beard gains as you get older
respect to that guy
he took her so we won't have to
I thought it was only bored stay-at-home moms in grocery store checkout lanes who cared about celeb relationships?
Want to discuss what you read on the latest celeb gossip mag? Who you won't believe is in a relationship with who?
>implying he'll be the father
Honestly? Hate talking to people.
both really
>Henry will never hold you in his arms and tell you everything's going to be okay
divorce in less than 5 years
...
i will give it 3 yrs
damn that sucks
Won't last
Modanafil
they totally bumped genders
You think they got Maisie drunk and double teamed her?
Fuck. His man of steel shirtless scene is my goal body
FUCK
is sex awkward with a taller girl? Legitimately asking
too much. troy brad pitt is the perfect form
lookswise, he could do much better than her
>implying he's fucking her
she is his beard, and he is her beard, she's fucking maisie and a few other girls
I wouldn't care unless she fucked a nigger.
everyone is the same height laying down bro. except your mom. she's like everest.
Wait I thought she was a lesbian. Dammit Sup Forums you fooled me again!
>troy brad pitt is the perfect form
Not bad at all.
Holy shit those are two ugly people, fuck me
I wonder never marry a girl with the the body type that Sophie has. You know she is going to get really fat as she gets older nevermind she is a ginger and you know they age really badly.
they were both molested by producers. maybe they bonded over that.
poor taytay. why are modern celebrity men suck cucks that they can't deal with a crazy woman?
no its actually great becausedshe can take a pounding and you can go deep
I've had sex with a ginger cutepie that was slightly shorter than me, it was awkward, she couldn't ride properly, but her ass was fucking amazing when fucking in doggystyle
I'm 6' btw
>inbf4 king of manlets
>you can go deep
lmao
the smaller they are the more they can take, I shit you not
t. had sex with 21 cumdumpsters already
no, you can suck her tits while fuggin if you're shorter
It depends on the ginger
>this totally unrelated bragging
Yeah you're right, I should've said it was awkward only
>that slag
>waifu
lmao pick one
Thanks for getting my hopes up, you cunt
are you retarded? he asked for taller girl shorter guy not youre normal run of the mill usual taller guy shorter girl couple goddamn
She's got 5 inches on the dude lmao
eh good for you tho, i'm sure she was a qt
>getting married at 20
you know everyone is laughing at you when they see you, right?
Nigga where the fuck do you live? Girls here aren't taller than 6' they look taller sometimes because of the fucking heels
Anyway, having sex with tall bitches is weird and that's the point, why the fuck did you get so salty
Court jester of manlets if you keeping making a goddamn fool out of yourself
>21
>looks 30
anyone who'd waifu that would have to be retarded
Why?
it wasnt me, it was another guy who types like me
this me
you sound like a real treat to be around
I'll give it a couple years tops
I once had a friend introduce me to a chick who was 6'1 who said she wouldn't date anyone shorter than her. I'm 6'2, but this fucking cunt was wearing heels so I was STILL looking up at her. Why in the fuck would a woman who obviously wants to only date a taller guy wear heels anyways and put herself up in the 6'5-6'6 range?
i know nothing about jonas, is she marrying up? Feels like it would fit her career trajectory to latch onto someone who will have wealth in the future
You'll get there user, there is no need to feel threatened, I'm a beta like you, I just happen to look good and have a big dick
>user asks question
>faggot gives humblebrag irrelevant answer to the question at hand
>gets pointed out
>LOL WHY SO SALTY BRO
Kys
>I'm a beta like you
No you aren't you god damned faggot
>lol I fuck tons of women but I'm one of you I swear