Gravity falls

""user keep this safe and dont break it"

Why didn't put the rift in a snowglobe and not in a more secure casing? Why couldn't he build a slightly larger casing over the first casing in case the other one breaks?

Ford, why?

I'm willing to chalk it up to science bullshit, like "ordinary glass charged by this special science snowglobe base is the only thing that can stop this rift from consuming the world."

I mean, how many people were questioning "we need this weird alien goop because only it can be used to seal this snowglobe and save the world"? They're macguffins, user, don't think too much on them.

Do what now?

>putting your palm-sized space-rift anywhere other than a cool snow globe where you can easily show it off

Sure.

Weirdmageddon could've been prevented had Ford shared a personality with a certain other Simmons role.

>"I've carried your dumb ass for too long, Mabel. I'm not gonna have you cost us the world because your mind's on a fucking birthday party instead of on the rift!"

Wow, that sure is an obviously important looking device, to the point where even if you didn't know what it was you should know that it's more than just a worthless knick knack.

>I'm not gonna have you cost us the world because your mind's on a fucking birthday party instead of on the rift!"

He would have had to tell her about the rift's existence in the first place for that.

For the same reason he put the Infinitidie in a cheap plastic case.

I dont quite understand how glass can contain a rift in spacetime.

It is special science glass user, it works on anything.

That's the point

glass can even contain acid, glass is the strongest metal ever made by humans

I'm not quite sure what you mean, but I'll try

>infinite sides
>isnt bigger than the universe.

oops

APOCALYPSE PREVENTED

Wasn't that it had infinite sides because it was constantly shifting not that it had them all out at once?

Wut?

>I need pictures, pictures of Bill Cipher!

Shit man, even light gets beat up by it.

>tfw I watched this a couple of months ago
>tfw started out kinda liking Mabel
>tfw as the series progressed I hated her more and more
>tfw in the end I wished she'd been killed

It was the same with my mom. She liked her, but then she realised how much of a fucking shitbag Mabel always is to Dipper, and how he literally can never do anything without this autist messing some shit up.

Pretty much my thought process, as well.

Damn it, Kane!

This reminds me, I once read a fanfic where Mabel gets a snowglobe for her birthday that reminds her of the rift incident.

And also throw it at people if the need arises.

You'd think they'd use it more than once.

>I'm willing to chalk it up to science bullshit, like "ordinary glass charged by this special science snowglobe base is the only thing that can stop this rift from consuming the world."

Yeah but if you have to put it in glass there's no reason not to put the glass itself in a more secure case than someone's backpack

Rewatch it dude the number of side and symbols kept changing.

That's true

Infinite sides is just a perfect sphere, mate. Nothing to do with size.

>""user keep this safe and dont break it"

Sure thing. Thanks, kid.

Greatest casting of all time.

Despite Sup Forums blaming Mabel it's really Ford's dumbass fault for not telling them about the rift. And yes putting it in an easily breakable snowglobe, giving it to a child, putting it in a child's backpack and chucking it around, all stupid but the main thing is by not telling anyone and just leaving this shit lying around of course it would get broken eventually.

This
What was stopping him from putting it on a safe and welding that thing shut so not even he could get it out of there?

Nah, Mabel definitely played a part in it.

Lazy writing

Jesus fuck, why didn't Ford just tell Mabel about the rift?
People keep forgetting this important part, it's all Ford's fault.

Because then they wouldn't be able to have a big apocalyptic finale.

It wasn't entirely anybody's fault. The blame can't be placed solely on any single character. It was due to multiple people's poor choices.

Is this an incest thread yet?

No it's a hot rift porn thread.

The rift does look like a buthole when it opens.

>inb4 mabel a shit
I found 21 more old doublepines pics to add to the archive

For the record, she is.

Mabel a shit, Wendy a boring, and Pacifica a wasted development.

Up the butt it goes.

Let's just hope Bill doesn't have a new machine that detects stuff all the way up your butt.

I like this idea.

wait... so basically,

"Everyone a terrible" - The Show ?

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Except Soos.

do you realize how difficult it is to draw something with infinite sides, right?

really can't argue with that.

tried to. but failed miserably. soos is just too cool. like the voice of reason nobody listens to.

He is also a total bro. I want to do tequila shots and play video games with him.

>"Damn it, we don't even know what will happen if I break this thing! Someone get me a hammer!"

>"*mumbling*"

>"*sigh* Okay Greg, fine. As soon as the boys in the lab make a weapon that can harm a fourth dimensional being. Happy, Greg?"

It's all good guys. My sister's got this.

Don't worry, this guy will take it.

He's uh...Um...

What was his name again?

Mr. Poopy Butthole

Ford didn't have to tell shit to Mabel. She STOLE something she knew was important and was all to happy to trap the town in a time loop.

Seriously, best case scenario Mable would have trapped them all in a never ending time loop. That was her intent.

Are you sure? I swore it began with an...N or maybe an M...

Koch would like to have a word with you.

the sides not observed are currently in a different dimension

Uhhmmm? Excuse ME? I beg to differ.

I'm watching the episode right now and:

>She STOLE something she knew was important and was all to happy to trap the town in a time loop.
She was broken up about losing Dipper, accidentally grabbed his backpack containing that stupid rift and ran away crying.

Even after she realized and found said rift in backpack, she had no idea what it was and was clearly hesitant till she gave in to her emotions.
She STOLE something she knew was important and was all to happy to trap the town in a time loop.

That's the longest name i have seen

If genitals share the same blood, they can't connect. Those are the rules.

Uhhmmm? Excuse ME? I beg to differ.

I'm watching the episode right now and:

>She STOLE something she knew was important and was all to happy to trap the town in a time loop.
She was broken up about losing Dipper, accidentally grabbed his backpack containing that stupid rift and ran away crying.

Even after she realized and found said rift in backpack, she had no idea what it was and was clearly hesitant till she gave in to her emotions.

Not exactly, a side or face is assumed to be a surface, not a point, for polyhedrons. And when you take the limit of sides to infinity you get something that looks almost like a sphere but isn't, and it wouldn't really be defined as a polyhedron anymore.

t.Ford

>genitals share the same blood
>can't connect
Nah. Private parts don't work like magnets user. You know that.

If anything, sharing the same only makes them a perfect fit for each other. I should know, I'm a Pinecestientist.

So what's all this about a DP archive, anyways? Did she go full DFE and delete fucking everything?

Who cares? Those drawings are all terrible.

>Pinecestientist
Why not a sciencest?

meh. they're ok.

Zip those fuckers up and post a link with the key word

No no no, my serendipitous friend, you see, "Sciencest" is the act of multiple branches of "Science" having/performing the act of Incest.

While a "Pinecest-ientist" (such as myself), is a "Scientist" who specializes in the field of specifically studying the penomenon quoloquially coined as "Pinecest".

Something like that, it involved possible doxxing, a tumblr account becoming private, etc

I can't remember much right now

It'll take a while, I'm still sourcing them to find the original blog posts/post titles so I can properly sort them into respective folders. No worries. I'll get to that eventually.

pic related.

I've seen worse. And they're actually pretty well drawn.

Ehh, I'm sure there's a better way for it all to roll off the tongue. Regardless, I'm not going to argue about it as long as we get Pinecest in the end.

That sounds like reason enough.

So does every Gravity Falls thread become an incest thread sooner or later?

I don't know why, but Gravity Falls actually ended up breaking my writer's block and now I have a story series idea I actually like. Though in reality, it's most likely a shit idea.

just turn off your brain bro

Why are you defending the manlet? If he wanted to use this explanation he could have easily done it.

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funny because the opposite happened to me. Was getting work on a mystery series thingy but stopped giving a shit around February last year. IN fact I seemed to stop giving a shit about most things by then.

Just remember my little luvi's, season two Mabel sux'ed.

The entire thing was Blendin's fault

She kind of sucked in season 1, but she really sucked in season 2

Is this by the same artist who did reunion falls?

Sos he had something that didn't belong to her and traded it away to lock everyone in a time loop but it's okay because EMOTIONS.

No. She was wrong. She did something bad. And she was planning to do something bad.

>people think this show won't return
I'd bet an arm we'll either see a season 3 or spin off within the next 5 years

Really, I don't think people would be nearly as made about this had Mabel actually felt guilty and apologized about it.

I don't see why they had a sequel hook at the end if they're never planning to continue it at all.

Alex, hack, etc.

>I don't see why they had a sequel hook at the end if they're never planning to continue it at all.
Probably because Alex is a David Lynch fan, and David Lynch keeps a lot of things open ended. Also, probably as "insurance" in case his new show as fox fails so he can go back to Gravity Falls.

>show continues without alex
>ends up being better than the original series

This may sound weird, but Gravity Falls seems like the kinda of show that could actually benefit from a reboot a decade or so down the line.

Without Alex, there's no Stan, Soos, Bill, Fiddleford, gnomes....

Though I guess they could recast Bill with David Lynch like he originally wanted

>she was planning to do something bad
I'm watching the episode right now. she actually had no plans. she just ran away crying slumped into a random tree and just wanted to eat her way out of a bad situation.

then she found no food, crawled into sweater town and Bill-den Blandin shows up and tempts mabel with your "supposed" plan.

Okay