WHERE IS THE THREAD FOR THE NEW TF2 COMIC?
OH WAIT, RIGHT HERE.
teamfortress.com
YOU'LL LAUGH, YOU'LL CRY, YOU'LL MASTURBATE TO ZHANNA COVERED IN HONEY.
WHERE IS THE THREAD FOR THE NEW TF2 COMIC?
OH WAIT, RIGHT HERE.
teamfortress.com
YOU'LL LAUGH, YOU'LL CRY, YOU'LL MASTURBATE TO ZHANNA COVERED IN HONEY.
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I'd be a lot more excited if there was any chance we wouldn't have to wait another year and a half for the next one.
>YOU'LL MASTURBATE TO ZHANNA COVERED IN HONEY
I really did!
god that was amazing
God was even in it!
>Medic stole the souls of all his teammates to weasel out of a deal with the devil
I had to admit that part had me dying, holy fuck
Well, that was one of the best things I've read all year.
Burn them.
Burn them all.
I wish I had a woman like Zhanna.
thicc af
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thanks mate
Really Valve?
Sup Forums pls
Yeah, makes no sense.
Fucking Pauling isn't Team Fortress.
Truly they were an Aqua Team Hunger Fortress.
>teamfortress.com
OH SHIT NIGGA, READIN THIS
she's apart of the team
The TFC merc mentions taking down the Admin's Echelon Citadel and Team Vanguad.
The TF2 mercs are literally called Team Fortress.
Pauling isn't Team Fortress and that's the really annoying part.
dont you see kat dennings? we truly are the Thor 3: ragnarok
watch all the CANON videos
She's apart of the intelligence and the behind the scenes. apart of the team
>tfw
REACTION IMAGES GALLORE
And uh... Who's soul did Medic just give to the devil?
For a pen? Probably the scout's
>those demo panels
oh lord hold me
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Joke's on satan, they have no souls.
THEY LIVE
THEY DIE
THEY LIVE AGAIN
They don't have souls because the medic stole them all. Keep up.
Being this mad isn't really justifiable. Also you shouldnt have purchased those shitty contracts anyway dummy.
Yo.
Why were these deleted?
Discussion/negative opinions on characters is legit.
>Medic has a baboon baby
>Being this mad isn't really justifiable
I gave you valid reasons.
Saying, "Nu uh" isn't an argument.
It's just being contrary.
Relax friend, the game still plays the same way it always has and Miss Pauling didn't suddenly become a 10th class or anything so you still have exact same game. If you don't like Pauling you shouldn't care much about the comics anyway, she's been a pretty central character for years.
>woah, why are you like, giving negative opinions!
Because this is discussion, not masturbation.
post your favorite parts
I missed the grandfather line the first time.
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Why is Sniper so sexy?
So, will the horrible condition that the mercs' bodies are in never be of real consequence, or will the series end on a gag where they all finally die of their various ailments?
They can't die if they don't have souls.
I just assumed Medic's mad science keeps them all alive somehow.
Wrong team, mate.
Is this because they turned her into a lesbian?
BOOM
YOU'RE IN HEAVEN, DUMMY!
>has a medigun
>"Somehow!"
The more he sells the more he'll need.
Guess that explains why cockroaches are so tough to kill huh?
Reasons were explained and given.
Hated her long before that.
Why is so good?
>He still hasn't done anything cool
Hope better give him more spotlight next time
He's got that glorious beard though.
That was stupid, but the issue there isn't that she's a lesbian, it's that it makes her interactions with Scout really weird.
>Echelon Citadel and Team Vanguard
Wish we knew anything about them before they were gone. Although I guess this is to explain "Team Fortress", since they're all synonyms for it.
>this issue took more than 1 year finish
only 2 more years til the next issue guys
Wait, she's a lesbian?
Since when?
>this is to explain "Team Fortress", since they're all synonyms for
Wait, are you asking why it's called, "team fortress?"
they're confusing overwatch
Oh don't get me wrong, she is kind of a poochy but i guess the writers' excuse is they needed a straight man?
THICC
>statements are now questions
No, the writer of the comics said so.
Man, I love the way these comics are made, interactive-movie like. Allows for some great reveals.
Super nice! Read it all!
Se you for the next issue in four years
wrong game
>Scout: "Miss Pauling we really are the Team Fortress"
what did they mean by this?
>that's the joke
I think?
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Actually valve did the "this character is now a lesbian for reasons" a couple months before blizzard
It's weird how i never saw anyone joking about how blizzard really is trying to copy tf2 when the tracer reveal came along
I love these comics, I just hate the fact Engie really hasn't interacted with anyone in them.
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No, Team Fortress. You're dead.
Oh my goodness...
>statements are now questions
Well, no, that's not why the game is called "team fortress."
It's not that it's a team name.
team refers to the gameplay type. It's team gameplay oriented, ever since QTF.
"Fortress" refers to the fact that robin made the original game about and around, well, 2fort/2fort4 and capture the flag in QTF. The game mode was based around teach TEAM having its own FORTRESS that you invade and defend. It was two opposing fortresses in the majority of maps made for the game, with a few exceptions including border1r and hunted president. The gameplay was based around each team having its own base, or, "fortress." that needed to be protected or invaded.
It was central to the game. I mean. You remember when you played QTF, right?
Best Death of 2017 right here.
It doesn't matter what happens in the rest of the year, this can't be beat.
>not "We are Team Fortress, too!"
Thats just what they WANT you to think
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Well, he had sex with several chicken tramps, at least
Even the Classic Heavy knows it's fucking stupid
Are you feeling okay?
In universe, it's clearly referring to their group. No one is talking about why the game is called Team Fortress, except for you.
My new OTP
I'm so glad that they used this issue to close up this story
I can't wait to see solders reaction when he finds out heavy is Russian who he thinks works for the devil.
>The Scout is actually God's gift to the Earth
Fuck all you other class mains, I'm the canon best player.
absolutely worth the fucking wait
I haven't touched Team Fortress in years and it used to be one of my favorites.
This was awesome. So many great pages. Especially Scout and the Spy.
Are the rest worth reading too? Or is the game still worth playing?
It has to be after he has kids to maximize it
And it's not even the last issue, here I was expecting this to have the "thanks for playing all these years but now TF2 is kinda over" note at the end
this is the only comic to not say find out what happens in the next one, its to be concluded. doesn't specify a medium. might be an animated short, might be a new gamemode.
I wanted to reminisce a little if I'm honest.
How did Scout go to heaven with no soul?
God personally sent him in
>*to women
the souls are from the previous team
>the souls are from the previous team
Ah
As dope as that would be, the comics page has a grayed out link for TF2 Comics #7: Coming Soon
yes go read all of them right now all of them are great and the game is fine casually still plenty of players but dont bother with competitive
Demoman's liver is best girl.
it's just january and we already have image reaction of the year
HOLYSHIT
TF3 CONFIRMED
>Tom Jones has died twice now
what the fuck god
now how did Pyro get them covered in gasoline in the first place
and on the same subject, you think they should reveal Pyros identity sometime or keep it a mystery still? i think just revealing the truth behind the Spy/Scout and just what the Medic has been doing all of these years is enough revealing, but some people are gonna keep asking about that one