Renew Your Vows storytime, in which our hero still doesn't get any

Renew Your Vows storytime, in which our hero still doesn't get any

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Too cute.

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>MJ ass up

Nice

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So she has some sort of clairvoyance?

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Ok Annie is pretty adorable.

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grade 4 me can so relate to this.

KEK

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NormieXAnnaMay Romance when

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That old-ass computer

Ha ha, time for best Spidey!

Defeated via getting a dinosaur dropped onto your head.

I guess there are worse ways to go.

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"Guys I don't think we've quite gotten the hang of this 'hero' thing."

Based MJ

>Principal "Hmmmm well yes" Morton
hehe

Seems like it Lmao

Spidey-Sense, which is already ridiculously OP, gets even more power creep.

I kinda liked that MayDay could use it to pinpoint opponents weak spots like Karnak, I must admit.

And this is the exact moment when little Osborn hit puberty.

>Annie, you ok?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6xeHenJbqc

Reaction image please

Thanks for the storytime OP!

...oh!
Thought that was a steep cliff that appeared out of nowhere. I'm dumb.

Still more digestible than Slott!

Oh how I wish this was here already.
Thanks for the storytime OP!

To be fair that takes almost nothing.

That said this book is a 10/10 Conway and Stegman on their motherfucking A-game

The only redeemable thing about her costume is that when she'll be grown up she'll use the clean black and red version.

>zoink

I love that she has stupid safety first shit all over.

need Looney Tunes sound effect.

>Conway sets up the cliche "bully beating up someone for their lunch money" and then points out it's a fictional cliche
Nice.
I'm going to pretend this is also a slam on that dumb line Whedon gave Storm in X-Men.

I really love this book. I also would have liked to read that Regent event. I bet it would have been great.

That costume looks really nice without all the protection shit.

>actual photo of lil' Osborn

Are there r34 of Spinneret and Bueno or the Mole men?

agree.

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Fucking kek, this way it looks like he's the one rawr-ing.

Non american here, how old are first graders?

6-7.

>normie
reeeeeeeee

Oh shit, she's got Madame Web powers.

I think that's kinda the point. Like how a kid will think they're all cool riding their skateboard or what have you but then their parents will slap helmets and kneepads and everything out the ass, making them look like a loser.

Spider-sense was always low tier clairvoyance. The other end of the spectrum is Madame Web's spider-sense which let's her see the future. Annie seems to be closer to Madame Web's than Peter's.

Have people finally turned on Whedon for that dumb ass line? He spent years trying to pawn it off on Halle Berry, when it's really just an insanely out of character Buffy Whedonism that she delivered in character for Storm.

>teacher taking your silly doodles and parading them in front of the entire classroom
what the fuck? is this an american thing?

You have to be kidding me.

Just like the first days on MC2.

I thought this got cancelled

Why the fuck would you think that?

They likely believe that as some autist has been crying about it getting cancelled for like, a month now, despite it not actually happening.

Not really. The closest thing is when you bring snacks and the teacher might want you to share with everyone, but thats really more of a cliche that rarely ever happens

That doughnut must be delicious.

I want to like this book, but I fucking hate that MJ is now a member of the crime fighting team. It's such a needless inclusion in order to make a "strong" female character.

I really hope this book doesn't get canceled.

Also the pacing of this story is taking forever, I understand why it's being told from different sides but ugh.

>public school
I'll allow it

Did u read issue 2? MJ genuinely wasn't that bad. It can work under the right author.

>cancellation of carnage
Is this real? I can't believe it.

Oh my god her costume looks so much better without the fucking gear

Carnage is ending, the story it's telling is nearly over.

>Normie Osborn
>Not a bratty psychopathic child
Way better characterization than Slott gave him. This has potential. Normie will probably date Annie then turn into a green goblin. Then the Osborn family fight the Parkers. Norman, Harry and Normie as a Goblin trio sounds amazing. Hope this stuff happens.

Damn. I can just see the future of their teenage selves now.

>Anna May is a pregnant teen arc when co

>tfw no Venom to kidnap Annie and try to raise her as his sidekick

I guess the spider miscarriage never happened then.

Also Normie was older than May and he's Annie's age here.

Also an Osborn liking his daughter, oh Peter....

>Not Venom adopting a kid to raise as his sidekick

Actually, hers seems more like Kaine's

It's just reused panels.

I feel a compulsion to buy this

I'm glad Stegman's a good artist again.

EVERY SUPPORT COUNTS

porn when

The rest of the school looks pretty dumpy so I'd say that's on purpose.

Its rather dissapointing that Venom is dead in this canon, it would be the perfect set up to give eddie one last huge villian ark. it would keep brock fans happy and flash could be venom again in 616

>dad mad he doesn't get to make the dad joke

Not wanting Normie as a hero goblin

>books, check em out
I like it. Straight to the point.

>an osborn is going to profit parker's daughter
PARKER'S LUCK NEVER STOPS!

This book is so good, so pure.

I don't know you guys, armored Spidey Suits are the best ones.

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Thank you