Some amazing user drew this in the last thread that quickly died. I'm very happy to see it--thank you!
So let's talk about the relationships in this comic.
Joyce/Becky: They aren't dating, but they might as well be. Joyce's entire world revolves around Becky now. Anything that affects Joyce is affecting her because of Becky. Becky accidentally broke Ethan and Joyce up.
Dorothy/Walky: They're mostly okay, but it's going a bad direction right now. Walky is progressively hiding more stuff from her, and he thinks of her more like an annoying dog than he does as his girlfriend. He keeps on lying to her about everything important. She is significantly more attached to him than he is to her. Dorothy loves him, but Walky is feeling smothered.
Billie/Ruth: Everything about how they got together was unhealthy. They have no regard for their own health--mental or otherwise. They drink and screw, and that's about it.
Danny/Amber: He was forced to only date her alter-ego, and she refused to tell him about the things he really needed to know, thus sabotaging the relationship herself. Danny has NO idea what he did wrong. Amber is physically and emotionally controlling.
Danny/Ethan: They wanna bang. But the abusive ex (Amber) is essentially preventing them from moving forward.
Ethan/Amber: Ethan has just been Amber's tag-along for pretty much forever. He doesn't seem to get anything out of their friendship, and Amber defines him by his gayness and nothing else.
Sarah/Jacob: They want completely different things from relationships. Jacob has a girlfriend Sarah hates. Sarah mainly wants him out of spite.
Dina/Becky: Dina has been absorbed into the Beckysaurus. While Dina is socially improving, normal Dina-ness has been replaced with an obsession with Becky, despite knowing she's a rebound.
Marcie/Malaya: Marcie wants to have sex with Malaya. Malaya has no idea.
Does anyone want any writing based on these horrible relationships?