French Snake Movie!

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Oh shit, this looks good, don't speak baguette tho, any translators?

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Think of floor is COVERED WITH SNAKE! You fall...THEY KILL YOU!! Relax, relax, and, SNAKE!!!

>Aggression.

Those eyebrows are annoying me

I want to cum in that snake's cloaca.

what i picked up with my shit french:
blue guy gets cucked.
crab thing gets bitches.
I'd wait for a more accurate translator desu

pfft, mes sourcils sont mignons

Guy snakes name is Ajar?

Girl snake is Eva.

wait that's a scorpion not a crab

This pleases the Yig.

youtube.com/watch?v=Lm5lYDUOZWg

what a fucking cutie, holy shit

I don't speak french, but I laughed at the green snake at 1:20. Maybe I can trick some friends into seeing this.

Narrator: In a desert [yadda yadda]
Evil looking snek: You're all ugly and unfinished but it's not your fault, I still like you.
Narrator: ...only the courage of 2 small and cute animals.
Good snek: I'm not small!
Scorpion: ...and we're not cute
Narrator: ...wil change a destiny forever.
Good snek: I'm going to leave
Scorpion: and to go where?
Good snek: Just to live in the oasis
Lady snek [getting snakenapped]: HELP!
Scorpion: Are you kidding? You can't even enter it, and you can't exit it
Lady snek: LET ME GO!
Scorpion: No, he's not kidding, oh misery!
Good snek: The oasis belongs to green snakes, right?
Scorpion: That's where all our troubles will have started (weird conjugation in French)
Bird: INTRUDER ALERT! x2
Scorpion: We're going to die, WE'RE GOING TO DIE! [screams]
Girl snek: Please don't say anything. [ducks] We have to get out of here, they'll kill me.
Good snek: Get out? By where?
Girl snek: My name is Eva
Good snek: I'm Ajar.
Girl snek: Okay Ajar, follow me.
Girl snek: I want to go further, find out what's behind those rocks... except if you're affraid of freedom [gets captured] AJAR!
Good snek: We have to save Eva.
Tatto'ed guy: Sometimes, only one of them can survive.
Good snek: We're her only hope.
Scorpion: You don't even know her!
Stoned sounding green snek: Guys, if we're talking about my sister, let it go, she's not smart, seriously.
Good snek: [on birdback] Let's go!
Girl snek: What happened? I couldn't control myself!
Scorpion lady: You're so brave!
Stoned green snek: I'm super kung-fu trained, so if I get mad things can get ugly fast.
Narrator: Sahara
Good snek: You haven't crossed paths with a caravan by any chance?
Lizard: Like [describes exactly the caravan he's looking for]?
Good snek: Yes, yes, that's it!
Lizard: Hmmm, no, no idea.

Seems like uninspired shit desu.

That's a male you degenerate.

Joke is a wordplay on the French name of the rattlesnake: serpent à sonnette (bell snake)
The 2 animals are scared because people are looking at them, the scorpion suggests the snake tries pretending he's a rattlesnake because people are affraid of rattlesnakes. The snake proceeds to mimick someone ringing a doorbell and goes "ding dong". Scorpion gets mad at him.


Yeah this is going to be a turd.

>Seems like uninspired shit desu.
This.

>Good snek: You haven't crossed paths with a caravan by any chance?
>Lizard: Like [describes exactly the caravan he's looking for]?
>Good snek: Yes, yes, that's it!
>Lizard: Hmmm, no, no idea.

This bit was real red flag.

You guys are sapping the excitement I had for this film, maybe these are bad trailers? Maybe it'll be cute?

I know.

Most trailers are bad, but the plot and humor just seem so fucking run of the mill and overdone it would have looked uninspired in the 90s

I'm not a scalie so idk, but there will be some lady snake hypnosis by the way of snak-handlers apparently, so you got that going for you.

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>Good snek: You haven't crossed paths with a caravan by any chance?
>Lizard: Like [describes exactly the caravan he's looking for]?
>Good snek: Yes, yes, that's it!
>Lizard: Hmmm, no, no idea.
I could tell that's exactly the joke they were doing just by watching the video.

There will be snake porn for sure.

sexcom general here, waiting eagerly

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Most likely will get at least a sub, when released on BD in Yrop.

why did the dragon turn green?

Good snek goes to place for green snakes, he's really a blue snek, so he puts on greenface to blend in.

Fun fact: good snake is voiced by this guy

Who also voiced this guy.

Is it just me, or are all CG character art styles, definitely noticeable with the eyes, are looking the same?

that movie was pretty good

You want to keep the eyes humane to give the audience something to connect to, once that's covered, they can have the body of whatever.

I like this snake better

and there's the whole snake don't blink/have eyelids thing

There is a word for that.

It's called "laziness". It's a goddamn epidemic, and it's sweeping the entire artworld.

Write another blog post about it, John K.

Mune a cute

That post is just stupid.

Guys I think I'm a faggot.
I think the boy snakes are cuter.
Also, while I don't watch the-show-that-must-not-be-named anymore, I thought the male horses are cuter than the girl horses.
Help.

>Guys I think I'm a faggot.
correct

OMELETTE DU FROMAGE

snek

Just realized the hood acts as dreadlocks.

Go penetrate a man's behind then.

But liking male anthros has nothing to do with being gay irl

..... he kept telling himself.

But it's true. 'Im literally not attracted to guys, but male anthros are a whole other thing

Nice to know Scalies are on the furry movie wagon now. Looks good. Has a Wakfu feel

Male anthros are guys

Yeah but they are not real. How many times do we have to go over this?

not him, but stop avatarfaggin, you fag

You're still a real person even on the internet. This IS your real life.