And then I saw her face!

>And then I saw her face!

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I want to sleep with that dragon on cold winter nights

Now I'm a scaly

Not a trace

Now I wanna fuck her.

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Would she spare you if you offered to fuck her? I'm sure after thousands of years with no sexual contact would make her cum buckets just from being touched on her dragon puss.

>The idea of being covered in a shower of Dragon Pussy juice, so wet and warm and falling alseep as she purrs in contentment

Is there porn of her?

>it's made of lava

This board needs to be nuked.

This is the internet. Of course there's porn of her.

e621.net look up Shrek
Someday this website will be destroyed

>the princess's castle was never in a volcano
>the lone dragoness guarding her just got very lonely over the years

Human cock is microscopic, and there will be nothing you could do with any other part of the body either.

>not using your legs and torso
You're just not that imaginative.

How the fuck much better do you think Donkey fared, then?

I said nothing, and I meant nothing. Your entire persona is too small and weak to push any buttons hard enough.

He is secretly a huge monster from another dimension, and transforms when no one's looking. And he has a monster dick.

What?

Yeah, I'd Fuck her. I'm way too into dragons for my own good.

Some day I will be nuked.

No, he's one of those little boys from Pleasure Island.

Just slide your whole body right in there

Even if you're long enough, you're not thick enough, nor strong.

We're talking about an extremely sexually deprived dragon. It would be easy. Make her cum once and she's all yours.

I could argue how this won't work all night long, but I guess I'll leave you to fap to your perfect sexual dragon dream.

Please, feel free to argue about fantasy creatures who don't follow real world logic.

He came on the eggs.

kill me

That's both interesting and fucked up.

youtu.be/VTX2cq7QiA0

First day on the internet?

You should see what those miners did to his asshole.

And now you're a annoying shitposting faggot that posts on a mongolian horse breeding forum.

Preferred the other song. Also the dragon puppet is pretty cool.
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Is this the plot of Shrek 7?

>We never saw what her "beautiful" form looked like in Shrek 2

She'd still be a dragon. You can't go up after dragon.

Never thought about it.

Should i?

Yes.

That thing is amazing. would keep company/10

>She's already perfect
>At most the potion just makes her scales get slightly shinier
>her horde doubles in size too
>Her lizard pussy is open and willing
>She was pregnant at the time, so all the eggs are pushed to maturity and she lays them in a show of fertility to whoever was near at the time.

Never post on the internet again. Never go near a computer again.

She was supposed to be a bright pink Pegasus, but they cut it for time

that's a major downgrade fro ma dragon

>tfw this thread
>tfw Dragongirl tf my fetish

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He's hung like a horse, of course.

Why does the dragon have lipstick

How does a dragon apply lipstick

how this works? co is like a dildo? his entire body go inside her?

Carefully.

With the blood of her enemies

And strawberry Yoohoo

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>tfw Dragon will never gently sit on me ;-;

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>tfw you will never be a giant dragon's dildo

Is it the lipstick that does it?

Not enough.

Not nearly enough.

>Tfw dragon will never roughly sit on me, bearing down with her immensely oversized, scaled booty as she gets comfortable for a long extended period of doing nothing

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ONCE TOLD ME

MY FATHER

FUCKED

A BOWL OF MACARONI

tfw dragon will never breathe on you

From orbit.