Voltron: Legendary Defender

>Black: Wings that (I assume) make it go faster
>Yellow: A jet pack to compensate for its mediocre speed and handling along with BIG MEATY CLAWS
>Red: A big laser gun
>Blue: A satellite dish
>Green: A seed blaster

This can't be it, can it? They ought to gain more upgrades than these as the show goes on.

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Shouldn't this belong on /m/ or /toy/?

Hunk's is the only one I think should be on at all times.

>tfw Lotor will never Ember Island Team Voltron, making trillions of GAC from merchandising their likenesses on the sly
>he will never write a shakily accurate and largely insulting serial based on their adventures that's reminiscent of the original DotU show
>Keith dresses like, and actually is, a janitor
>Hunk is a boisterous simpleton who only loves violence and eating
>Lance is Keith's bestest best friend and sidekick
>Pidge is a boy and a very disgusting nerd
>Shiro keeps dying only to be replaced by identical siblings including Hiro, Miro, Wiro, and finally their half-quintuplet, Theyro
>Zarkon and Haggar are comically evil and incompetent morons who are also hideous
>Voltron calls out all its attacks
>the universe loves it
>the Paladins hate it
>Allura and Coran tell them to lighten up, but that's only because Allura was depicted as a flawless Galactic Madonna complete with ever-present halo, and Coran's actor was seven-feet tall with an 8-pack.
>Written, Directed, and Produced by Rotol Sevol Arulla

Sometimes this show just isn't silly enough.

Galra are really dumb as a whole. You're either a noble savage or a homicidal bully that threatens other races into inventing stuff for you. Just look at Thace's s2 subplot.

They're like the Krogans from ME minus the Low fertility rate

So do you think Lotor will treat Haggar better or worse than his father?

Really hoping that Haggar is Lotor's grandmother and Zarkon's mother in law.

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That supposed to be Keith's mom?

someone tell me why dont stores have any of the combiners in stock other than the black lion. i went to 4 different stores and cant find any of em. and ebay has them listed for twice the retail price. REEEEEE

I want to see Haggar be really mad at Alfor for causing her daughter's death.

Haggar's so grim and serious all the time. Wonder if we'll get any scenes of her in happier times.

I want to see her get tickled.

Man, can't wait for Keith's Galra mom.

Still I do wonder how Keith is half-Galra and not even have certain racial characteristics of theirs.

Not to mention Keith stoically telling her that the two need to have a serious parent-child conversation.

That would give her a very big reason to go full evil witch mode.

Whatever those were, those days are gone.

It sounds a lot better than tumblr calling him Freddie. Some of them can't stop calling Throk "noodle" even though the guy has a huge upper torso.

>people can remmeber random background Galras who appeared once an epsiode
and here I am still trying to figure out who the fuck Bara even is
I thought is was a porn-genre

Actually people on Sup Forums called him Bara because he looks like your average Bara, and before Throk had his name they named him Lanklet for looking like a lanklet.

And honestly most people thought Bara and Throk were new characters introduced in that poster, but it turned out they were very brief in season 1.

Looks familiar...

...Very familiar

Found the perfect Lotor song:

youtube.com/watch?v=P_SlAzsXa7E

this is a very common way to show off a lot of characters
it's dynamic

Well they did say it was based on this.

Keith's mom can't get on his case for being short when she wasn't even there to cook him a proper meal

Is it just me or are the Galra ships heavily based on the Covenant ships from Halo?
>Largely Purple color scheme
>The Doors make that *Ding* sound that the covenant doors make.

>she initially mistakes Hunk, Shiro, and Lance for her son because of their larger sizes

Wow, poor Keith...

So season 3 will be the Find Shiro Arc?

You know what? That would be a punch to the guts for poor Keith.

More like "How to bring back Shiro" Arc at first until Lotor hijacks the spotlight.

He can't help it

It's perfectly normal for a parent, even an absentee one, to be worried about their child's growth being stunted!

OK, the last two were really funny.

>Keith's dad is a short but thicc Southern dude with stubble

Dude probably had a dick like a Coke can and fucked like a wild stallion to be pulling down that top-tier Galra ass

I bet he climbed her like he was shinnying up a fucking palm tree

His dad isn't that short.

I really hope Keith Mom has a very similar face structure to Keith. To prove just how pretty boy he is.

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Here's some femkeith

do Galra have spacekittens or are they born from eggs?
it could go either way, but I prefer space-kittens
tiny handfuls of Galra

>that scene where Alura grows in height

Most of them are mammalian looking so probably kittens.

Those days disappeared when Zarkon began to just sit on his throne all day and not give a fuck about anything else.

I think the Mass Effect and Halo influence is front and center for the Galra. The Blades' hidden station looked pretty similar to pic related.

I don't exactly hate it, but sometimes the purple color scheme bugs me.

The eggs hatch INTO space kittens. You have to keep them warm during the egg phase with cuddles, soft feelings, and odes to the Emperor.

If anybody watched the anime Basilisk, I can see Zarkon kind of acting half like Tenzin. He's like the big uncle you climb over as a child.

>You have to keep them warm during the egg phase with cuddles, soft feelings, and odes to the Emperor
I want them to have giant kindergartens for the paladins to infiltrate and they end up in different sections
>Pidge: I had to rock a bunch of eggs and sing them odes to Zarkon
>Hunk: I had to change diapers in accord. What about you lance?
>lance looks completely done with life and has bitemarks on his face: they started teething

>Keith is the most popular one among the babies

>The eggs hatch INTO space kittens.

No enchidna/platypus shit. Galra are viviparous.

>Is told it's due to his "diminutive stature and motherly hips"

Actually, for S3, I wouldn't mind if they don't end up getting into more Galra/Altean stuff as they try to wrest away a faction from Lotor.

>the babies keep trying to pull up Keith's shirt for milk

That pic is downright adorable.

>Team has problems with Lotor who proves to be much more dangerous than Zarkon.
>The only way to know more about him is to go to the one source that has all the info on him...and that's Zarkon himself.
>They manage to sneak into Zarkon's station and somehow manage to avoid Haggar and her Druids, the Galra military and more.
>They install into him an ancient Altean mind-scrying system to see into his mind from a long distance.
>They leave for a cloaked Castle of Lions and everyone go into Zarkon's mind to look for info as fast as possible and get the hell out of here.
>At first they are in a complete disbelief when they see Zarkon as a genuinely nice guy. Allura especially.
>Then the pic happens and Allura herself is struck shocked. Keith tries to be stoic, but Lance, Pidge and Hunk lose it from complete disbelief.
>Then they see Zarkon's family and life on Planet Doom.
>See his wife, kid Lotor, Sincline, and Haggar who could smile joyfully and who is Zarkon's mother in law. They honestly cannot believe in this despite seeing it.
>Then they see how it all tumbled down only to hit the fan.
>It gets worse.
>Gets EVEN WORSE.
>Then they see Alfor's big fuck-up.
>Coran is ashamed he had to keep his lips tight.
>It gets MUCH, MUCH WORSE.
>Finally they see Zarkon snap as his eyes turn purple.
>They end the session.
>All are silent.

And that's why I want to see how those days were gone so really bad.

Also agreed, now I see some Mass Effect stuff in Galra.

These threads are getting weirder, but in a good way. I'd like to see the team to infiltrate the civilian part of the Galra Empire.

>these threads are getting weirder.

I guarantee it's because they made the Galra cute.

Wasn't a previous thread today discussing what kind of footjobs Galra could give?

The best was when an user made a legit abo sheet

This is Galrafag central. We already came to the conclusion that Zarkon has suffered most and the married lives of Throk and Bara, and that awkward double date with them and Thace and Ulaz.

Someone post it. I'm on my phone.

>Still I do wonder how Keith is half-Galra and not even have certain racial characteristics of theirs.

Same way that Olivia Munn or Kristin Kreuk are half white but look asian as fuck. I guess in the Voltron universe human genes are just that stronk.

>Still I do wonder how Keith is half-Galra and not even have certain racial characteristics of theirs.

We don't know if he's half galra. His mother could have been half galra making him just fourth galra for all we know.

Keith is aggro as fuck
he may look human outside but he's completely purple on the inside
>he was the first one ready to shoot that king who betrayed his people
>he can really fly off the handle
>he can prioritize and can work towards a goal without letting up
>he realizes that giving yourself up for a greater cause is better
deep down he's a full blooded warrior

I'm pretty sure Keith is purple but has special magic on him. The purple hand bit is not over yet. We didn't get to see his face when the same blast of magic hit him in the fibal episode of season 2.

If Lotor doesn't use a corny retro lightsaber like that I'll be sad.

You mean a Quintessence Blade? Name needs word.

>If Lotor doesn't use a corny retro lightsaber like that I'll be sad.

What'll make me sad is if he doesn't spend every waking moment trying to get in Allura's pants.

SEASON 3 WHEN?

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>Keith is the biggest slut
>Lotor's stats plus beta

Kek

Lotor has something to prove.

We need more genetic info on this.

Now this is getting complex.

Yep.

Asskicking and taking names is in the blood.

Hoping S3 will go on into it.

I would like to see Lotor differently.

I'd like him to dual-wield specialized blades and generally fight like Prince from PoP (Warrior Within to be precise).

His lightsaber is his most powerful weapon and only used as a trump card when other ways of offing his enemies in a fight fail.

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Part of me hopes he's a real evil bastard, complete with the corny lines.

>"You're a monster, just like your father!"
>"Nonsense, I'm twice the monster he is!"

He's a power bottom.

Or else is the one who has to be on top.

Would you allow young Zarkon to court you, Sup Forums?

>Transmission to castle
>"Hello, Princess."
>"Lotor! You-PUT A SHIRT ON!"
>"Oh whoops, it looks like I forgot it's also time for my catboy servants to polish my lithe and svelte body with decadent oils."
>"Oh, Princess, if you will excuse me for a moment, it looks like I dropped my dastardly plans and need to pick them up."
>"Yeah, you like that don't you?"
>"STOP CALLING ME!"

Yes.

He looks like he's be a good dancer.

Nah. I'm tired of this kind of cliche.

Sure, make him an arrogant arse, but an arrogant arse with hidden depths and the skills to back up that arrogance of his.

Just do not make him Space Zuko because that would defeat his purpose.

I also want Lotor to be a troll. Like troll in many ways. From purely comedic to very serious situations.

The fuck's a Zuko?

>I also want Lotor to be a troll.
I like the idea someone floated earlier of, just after Pidge manages to find and save both her brother and father, Lotor pops up and reveals he kidnapped her mother in the meantime.

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Zarkon is so much cuter than Alfor. H-have I been corrupted by the Galra?

Horniness: 5
Sluttiness: 0

Poor Haxus, saving himself for his commander while Sendak was lusting after the humies.

He looks like a very giving lover and would cherish you.

Sorry, I meant Zukko. That "k" got gobbled up somewhere.

I saw that post and it was glorious.

That smile was not protected...

You're just seeing clearly for the first time.

Hey anons, I bought both of these charms on impulse, but really only want Ulaz. Does anyone want to take Thace for free?

If you're referring to ATLA, there's only one K in Zuko.

I was hoping it would only be Sendak and Ulaz, but I see my Galra love may have no bounds after all.

Goddammit, I'm losing here.

There are stories hidden in those stats.

Morvok must be a very unpopular alpha since he's so sniveling.

High libido but eternally unable to get any. He's a tiny, furry ball of sexual frustration that he takes out on his job.

Galra genes are fucking stronk, Keith reads as full Galra to all Galra scanning tech and also magical Marmora swords


>The purple hand bit is not over yet. We didn't get to see his face when the same blast of magic hit him in the fibal episode of season 2.

This

Why do all the alien races speak English and have institutions and culture analogous to Earth ones? Also, how come Altean tech is still compatible and in some cases more advanced that modern tech even though it is 10,000 years old? How come the Galran empire is still the same culturally and tech-wise over the last 10,000 years? Also, why don't the humans ever get horrible diseases or weird body horror stuff from eating alien food and being exposed to all sorts of varying ecosystems and deadly, radioactive cosmic waves?

Even Vrepit Sal gets more than Morvok.

Coran did actually make a comment how Galra tech must've changed over the last 10 000 years when they discover the castle's shields can only withstand a couple of blasts from Sendak's ion cannon.

But yeah, apparently the ion cannon is the one thing the Galra invented during those 10 000 years.

They were busy holding decadent gladiatorial matches and fucking xenos.

Every generation needs a new catalyst to prompt the emergence of the newest crop of filthy xenos.

Last gen was Mass Effect, this gen is Voltron. Welcome to the club you fucking degenerates, and don't forget to buy a locking box to store your Bad Dragon alien dildo/onehole collection.

Zarkon's ship is almost an exact copy of a Reaper.

>Why do all the alien races speak English and have institutions and culture analogous to Earth ones?

They're all actually speaking Rigilian, which is coincidentally identical to English.

Is that gif from something?

Some deviantart fan artist.

>Femshep/Garrus
>Not Femshep and Liara
Garrus always struck me as a brother figure.

I want these slippers as actual merchandise

To each their own. To me he was alpha tier husbando.