Sopranos

What would it be like if it was made today?

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there would be 6 gay guys, one of them would be black, and tony would be a woman

there would be a good looking and very smart black member of the crew with a family and dreams of a music career in jazz who tries to go straight but tony is racist and kills him :(

also there would be a sole female fbi agent who keeps trying to catch tony but gets no help from her boss or her male peers, also she is single with a biracial son and is the main source of comedy

italians are passé, i guess latinos? Los Gonzalez?

sad when a bunch of dagos outclass you

More superpowers, like Massive Genius having a massive supercharged gauntlet

shit boy, you watch too much tv. i think i've actually seen that show.

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Fucking kek

vito would be straight. and would get whacked because of the crew's heterophobia.

Jesus christ this is perfect

Holy shit, whoever wrote this was spot on

Samefag

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>AJ converts to islam

>Jamal Ginsberg beats Tony within an inch of his life but let's him live because he is against violence

>its a My Waifu protests the wall episode

>more Massive Genius episodes
>AJ is a tranny
>Meadow is the same
>episodes centered around Hesh

underrated post

>implying AJ would not be an imageboarder
Instead of suiciding he'd buy a dakikamura and once he's past that phase he'd join the alt-right

why is this posted in every thread

big pussy get ipad

Wrong they would all be black including tony

Tony would openly embrace that one half black/half jewish kid and he would be a recurring character on the show. They would find ways to shoehorn him in and he would give lengthy monologues on why the white race is evil and ruining the entire planet.

No he would be a janny

> mfw the hasidic homeboy becomes the new Urkel

Nobody cares about beaners. Italians are interesting, Latinos are just filth.

Did Gandolfini talk like Tony or like Kevin Finnerty IRL?

More like Finnerty. It's a little jarring to see what a nice guy he is irl

Tony get ipad

Watch this if you'd like to have a good cry.

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>Vito praised as a hero for coming out
>Meadow's SJW views even more insane and Tony is the bad guy for not supporting her
>AJ a complete nu-male hipster
>mobsters on their fucking phones constantly
Sopranos started and ended at just the right time.

What do you think the plot of season seven would've been? I think the entire thing would've revolved around Junior's missing loot after a time skip with the cold opener being Tony and the family watching the result of Obama's election, after the credits role we learn Junior finally died and so thousands and thousands of people come out of the woodwork trying to claim his missing millions. Essentially treasure hunting season.

What? Are you talking about the money he said he buried? He had dementia there was no money

Exactly. People and media interest will still flock to it even though there wasn't any money to begin with essentially a shaggy dog story.

>He had dementia
CAZZATA MALANGA!!!! DEMENTED LIKE A FOX!

Janice and Meadow would be the enlightened femenist heros that show Tony the path to good

Tony giving Tony.B his suitcase, and then going on a road trip with some familiar faces..

How the fuck was Bobby so fucking fat if he was "only" 265 pounds at 6'2"? He looks like he's well over 300 pounds.

All Vito arc episodes between Christopher and Furio while making Carmela the boss of the family

They'd promote incest between Janice and A.J.

>Hugh appears in the episode
Why is he so based? He's unironically my favorite character.

Tony would tweet his random thoughts

All Melfi scenes replaced with posting on Sup Forums

Anthony Junior would wear his MAGA hat and post on Sup Forums

It was already a liberal show so I'm guessing it would be the same

No, A.J would be a janny, he has that kind of personality.

What would Meadow be doing nowadays?

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this is spot on with the tone of the series

holyshit those mommy titties

>what is narcos
Try again Sup Forums sweetie

She had one of those depressions or something back in season one. Poor girl

She was really skinny during season one. She is delightfully thicc here

It would only be slightly different, Tony's daughter would be Rachel Dolezal and marching every day for BLM.

She was already a butter head lover

Tony get ipad

joey diaz as a season's main villain

user had a moment of brilliance and is going to post this in every sopranos thread till trump is out of the white house. Give him some slack.. probably the only good thing he has ever done or ever will do with his life.

Say that to pic related. Pure /mexi/kino..

He wore a fatsuit in the earlier seasons but eventually got fat enough Chase said he didn't have to wear the suit anymore kek

Fuck.. forgot the pic

>Sil chuckles as he peels apart a grapefruit

Post this in every sopranos thread, fucking hell.

This would be an excellent idea.

He'd end up just like Feech, telling his dumbass stories and Tony would beat the fuck out of him

oh mamma che figa ou

Can someone post Vito in the star wars edit and the one construction picture

Was Vito gay?

it was literally just a joke

it was his blood pressure medication

Who was in the wrong here?

Didn't you see his doctors note?

>its a carmela and tyrone episode

chrissy like always

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>tfw the music changes

Tony wouldn't have been racist, Meadow would have been glorified, all of the inter-character relationships would be pedantically simplified, and there would have been no gabagool.

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