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Is now cat thread.

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Green Lantern: small dick
Blue Beetle: phimosis
Flash: premature ejaculation
Green Arrow: crooked dick
Aquaman: small dick
Plastic Man: can't keep an erection
Batman: great at everything

that seems to be the gist
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The superhero dating scene is pretty tough.

It's not the size of the vessel, it's the motion of the ocean!

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Green Lantern's dick is not only small but also femenine.

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Hal Jordan or Guy Gardner?

They're saying that Green Arrow is a faggot, not that he has a crooked dick

>tfw they're both getting shat on

King's ridiculous bat/cat thing is still better than murderous mob boss, though.

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All the song is about penis.

>Green Arrow: crooked dick
No no no, they are calling him gay

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How did they discover all those things?

From experience.

Catwoman has probably fucked all of them single-handedly at some point or another

Selina a SLUT

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How can a man's dick be feminine?

Not being manly enought.

in that series the only human lantern shown was Guy Gardner so presumably him

Wasn't Hal at some episode?

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Does this mean that Superman's pure since none of those sluts mentioned his pincers?

No inferior felines allowed

in case this wasn't clear: the mobster with the pencil moustache and white cloak thing is batman

Yeah there was a Star Sapphire episode, but Guy was the one who showed up the most so it was probably him

Shit taste, my friend.

Don't you mean, "Purrfect."?

That mini run was pretty crap and Selina was a giant bitch in it.

I don't get it.

catbat is good romance.

the fact that king literally has them call each other "cat" and bat" is stupid and forced-feeling.

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UUUUHHHH

Nipple

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>CROC'D

How can Batman even compete?

Truly, croc/cat is the cutest couple in cape comics.

My secret shame: as much as I respect Cooke and his classy Catwoman redesign, and how good he and Hughes drew it..I still prefer the Balent costume from the 90's. I miss the purple and wild black hair.

What about Superman?

That's impossible.
Because pic related is so much cuter.

>Implying Selina dragging Waylon to a fancy restaurant where he's 100% completely out of his element in a big suit doesn't have more cute potential

Yes, because Clark totally fits in at fine restraunts and wears small sized suits.

Nah, she's a slut.

And yet

Where the fuck is Catwoman's rebirth book?!?

She's in Batman right now, so NEVER EVER

I want to do something really out there with the character. Like, a space book. A Catwoman cosmic book. Let's go.

What about Selina joining Section 8?

Have her steal a lantern ring and go on space adventures

Awww yeah

Even I couldn't make that work.

I miss Guillem March. His art could look real pretty sometimes. Nowadays his variants doesn't have the same quality as his Gotham Sirens/Catwoman Artwork

Sluts aren't good for you Batman.

Bats' got a real problem

It's amazing how one little black smudge sends my dick into overdrive.

Tom King is going to kill her off.

Already happened. Salvation Run.

>Getting to feed kitty icecream

I mean, I can't blame him.

I had an idea for one where She's kidnapped by a secret society existing between dimensions. Their leadership is semi-aware from observation of the 'main' universe of the rules it deals with as a comic book setting, though they aren't aware that it's a comic book setting.

Basically an overambitious senator of this mini-civilization has her taken because he believes she's close enough to Batman, who's like the most important man on the planet to get shit done for him while still not being so important that his people will be doomed if she briefly visits. Bad job of explaining it but basically, weird sci-fi fish out of water meta-comic book.

Selina also probably winds up telling the guy to go fuck himself and steals what she needs to leave because like c'mon, Catwoman books need more actual heists

She's saying he's a cheater. Why do you think Dinah gets mad?

Batman's addicted to sluts, it's like his shtick at this point.

It's pretty stupid, but probably not objectively the worst comic story ever written.

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>Catwoman is into toys
>Canary is into bondage
>Huntress is into pegging

I thought it meant he was a drunk and had whisky dick so much he couldn't please anyone.

>Villain/ Anti-hero
>Bitch

Hmm, really gets the gray matter a pulsating

Enjoy your B@ faggoli

Why doesn't she have 6 tits?

why don't YOU have six tits?

>I lost a TOOTH!

What? are you telling me Matches is the Batman? You've been reading too much comics Frank, Matches ain't bats, I've seen them together in the Iceberg Lounge.

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Superman doesn't date sluts so they don't know.

I feel the same. Stand proud, my brother.

I disagree with you but you're not hitler

Stripes > spots, that's a fact.

Huntress is into pegging her DAD. Or did you forget her origin?

which one?

Hughes owes me a commission from SDCC last year. I don't know what to ask for!

Don't worry
He's saving them using their real names for when Selina dies

My heart.

Would if I could.

>Like Guillem
>Buy his artbook
>Get redpilled on just how much his colourist saved his pieces

I think its adorable.

Hey Selinafags how do you feel that Harley has a shitload of books and you crappy furry none?

aww man.. I saw the thumbnail real quick and for a second it looked like a long and wild haired catwoman with some white cat ears..
and I was okay with that.

Then I looked at it again and got dissapointed

> a long and wild haired catwoman with some white cat ears..
My dick likes the way your eyes think, Sup Forumsmrade.

Harley is better than Catslut.

batcat a shit, user.

What are you talking about, it's ggggreeaattttt.

Off yourself

For some reason every time they go full romance with Batman I can't help but roll my eyes.