RWBY/RT Thread: Some Assembly Required Edition

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Reese

I want to Reese her Chloris.

I'm not interested in assembly, I'm interested in disassembly, particularly of Yang, and especially around the general head area.

Some quality lube for this thread

Don't shoot the messenger, user. Just listen to Armed and Ready, the latest Yang character song.

>I feel like I've finally awoken
>To my lesbian tendencies
>My love for tuna tacos is growing
>I'm gay for Blake
>Cause I’m armed and ready (AND A LESBIAN)
>reaaaaddyyyy (AND A LESBIAN)
>ready
>ready
>READY TO FIST BLAKE WITH MY ROBOT ARRRMMMM

It's hard to deny the subtle symbolism.

Wait, so we haven't been nuked off of Sup Forums yet?

May's masterful memeing has kept her repeatedly relevant, really.

Nope, we good for now

people want to go to /trash/ this badly huh

I'm gay

Same.

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I bet there are plenty of people in this thread who feel some kind of way about things.

No, just remember the mods saying once the season has finished we'd be put back into the refrigerator. Maybe it's because it hasn't been made available for the public yet?

No.

It could be that the mods only cared last time because Reporter-kun was constantly making work for them. When Volume 3 ended they were content to ignore us for quite a while.

What would each character shitpost about, /RWBYg/?

sure seems like people really wanna go back talking about not getting kicked yet every single thread

every night jaune masturbates while rubbing a bit of fine sand on his dick


softly moaning pyrrha's name

People want to post porn I guess

Technically, the finale is being released on youtube this weekend.

I remember, that was the naysay all last time.

reminder that yang is the real main character of team RWBY

You take that back you son of a rancid whore!

Sup Forums faggots and whiny cunts who want to post porn while shitposting

Monkeyfag tears are better than the finest of wines.

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A ruby is a pink to blood-red colored gemstone, a variety of the mineral corundum (aluminium oxide). The red color is caused mainly by the presence of the element chromium. Its name comes from ruber, Latin for red. Other varieties of gem-quality corundum are called sapphires. Ruby is considered one of the four precious stones, together with sapphire, emerald and diamond.

The quality of a ruby is determined by its color, cut, and clarity, which, along with carat weight, affect its value. The brightest and most valuable "red" called blood-red or "pigeon blood", commands a large premium over other rubies of similar quality. After color follows clarity: similar to diamonds, a clear stone will command a premium, but a ruby without any needle-like rutile inclusions may indicate that the stone has been treated. Ruby is the traditional birthstone for July and is usually more pink than garnet, although some rhodolite garnets have a similar pinkish hue to most rubies. The world's most expensive ruby is the Sunrise Ruby.

>gray eyes
???

There purple.

So someone crunched the numbers for the most lines spoken in each volume

mostlymilkwood.tumblr.com/post/156900955617/theres-been-some-talk-about-the-amount-of-lines

>there's a slow increase in spoken male lines until V4 where they shot up to collectively have more then the spoken female lines
>Jaune is always in the top six and usually up in the top three
>If not for Ruby's monologue, V4 would be the first one she didn't get first place in
>Penny actually has less lines in the volume she dies in then the other two

It's a gradient of purple to gray, strange choice

Can't say. I'm no drawfag

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I need more lines of Salem! I'm addicted to her cuteness!

I don't care if BB becomes canon, they can get married on screen as far as I am concerned

as long as Sun isn't killed off for Blakes angst and for BB to happen

Monkey boy is great, I just don't like Eclipse. Seamonkeys is the true monkey ship

Sun is better with literally any of RWBY that isn't Blake.

Eh I liked seamonkeys okay but grew kind of bored with it, never cared for eclipse either.

Redsun is cute but gets no fanfiction, also never see any fanfiction for sunnybees, the foursome stuff with his whole team can be fun though.

Sun totally needs to stay alive. He's way too cool of a concept to die.

Plus, he needs a chance to really shine. He's been Mr. "Earmarked for Blake" since his introduction. That's like his entire character. If he died, it'd be a shitty waste. He'd be a character who existed for literally no reason.

Or worse, what if they just did to him what they did to Neptune, and just don't let him be in the show any more? Neptune stops being relevant the moment they stop needing a love interest for Weiss. It's criminal. There are few enough cool dude characters in the show as it is.

>Jaune
>Not getting sparring handjobs from Ren

Oy, when are we gonna get some Quick Step instead of those flipppy shit them hunters love doing?

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I can give you more cuteness if you swear your loyalty and your virginity to my cause!

>tmw you realize Yang would probably wear one of those

blondes need to stick together

salem is old and ugly

>"Oh hey user, did you want to ask me something? Maybe related to dance coming up?"

Ruby is Yang's daughter

Did you see the miniskirt on her volume 2 outfit? She'd have no trouble at all wearing a VKS.

No Jaune is Yang's son from the future.

yeah i need you to take blake to the dance so that neptune and sun have to go stag together so that jaune asks weiss to the dance so i can sweep pyrrha off her feet

>7 seconds apart
Fucking Reesefags

why would you say something so mean?

>Killing BB, Lancaster, and Arkos in one fell swoop
Y'know, I think I like this one

>"You asshole!"

>Hahahaha user your penis is HOW small? Hahahahaha

old+ugly=salem

A

SHIT

Hey man, when's it's Reese O'clock I got no choice but to Reese

About 8 or 9 inches. I never really measured it, why?

>Wtf user you didn't tell me you had a micropenis

>she's making the THIIIIIIIIIIS BIG gesture
why does yang consider 1.5m to be sufficient cock length

Hold on there user! Those are some slanderous accusations! Salem doesn't deserve to be treated with disrespect! She deserves to be loved and appreciated!

"no"

calm down tyrian

>Nora, I need to go help Neptune, he's so helpless!

How do your gauntlets work in the context of clinch fighting? The ability to deliver shotguns blasts at close range at the end of your fists seem devastating from that range but the bulk and design seem as if they would hinder your maneuverability.

Overhooks and underhooks for example. You would still get glancing pellets connecting but aura would negate that at least for enough time to seek a superior position or try something.

We're not bothering anyone. One self contained thread is preferable to a bunch of splintered threads bumping stuff off the board
If anything its all those "What did he mean by this?" threads that should get the boot.

The finale could have been better if Raven had shown up and given Nuck his one time save and then trained him for the rematch in Vol 5.

You know what they say about Huntresses and Grimm

Who taught you to use the internet granny?

For a second I thought you were going to say, "Penny actually has less lines in v4 than any other volume!"

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Do you know if Weiss already has a date?

>claims 8 or 9 inches, but hasn't measured
Get out that ruler and prepare for disappointment.

So when is the next season of RWBY Chibi starting?

Episode 12 "No Safe Haven" is the last for this season right?

what do people say about huntresses and grimm?

7 inches.
More than enough to satisfy. Lower your standards, you harpy.

Course not. We also don't care about Plagiarism.

On it.

First season started in May, so probably May

I mean.
That wouldn't be wrong either

We don't care about a lot of shit, we are a bunch of very filthy individuals.

Ayup

What ever happened to Octavian? Did he kill himself?

please delete this

Damn it, I can't wait that long!

He was around either yesterday or the day before, can't remember, then disappeared again.

I was wondering this too.
Where is the fucker? Haven't seen him since around the election.

I kind of miss the crazy bastard.

You'll wait for your damn May and you'll like it

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>Responding to Yang's blatant flirting with this.
Honestly I'd find that fucking hilerious.

what's the appeal of Qrow?

Not likely

edge, older man, filthy

Admittedly he probably has more appeal if you're gay because he has the whole twink/otter-ish thing going on.

Yup.

Then onto other RT shows

I don't care even slightly about other RT shows.
For me its onto Voltron s2, then wherever the wind takes me.

Salem is a beautiful, goddess, cougar you tasteless degenerate.

Grannies can't be cougars
Grannies are disgusting