Its a Truman sings the nigger song loudly in his car on way to work episode

>its a Truman sings the nigger song loudly in his car on way to work episode

>it's a Truman finds out he has stage 1 of hidradenitis suppurativa of the groin episode

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>it's a Truman murders Meryl and is imprisoned for life in a deserted Seaheaven episode

>it's a Truman either sleeps 3 hours a day or 20 hours a day season
>it's still going the next season

>its a Truman has an LSD fueled existencial crisis and denies his own existence episode

>it's a truman watches hitler videos on youtube all day at work and secretly roman salutes at his monitor crouched down in his cubicle episode

>it's a Truman spends all night jacking off to Blacked porn with tears in his eyes before posting online advocating for white supremacy episode

>It's a Truman lurks all day on Sup Forums not realizing he's being televised.

>that episode where Truman wakes up with a weird, almost sexual, sensation in his taint and nipples and then he monologues at the mirror about how he dreamed again that he was a girl

>it's a Truman doesn't realise he's being constantly manipulated by a big man in charge
>who says he's only doing it because he "cares" about him
>and wants to bring back traditional values to tv, and "make america great again" episode.

Well, that was completely unexpected.

it was a different tme

>it's a truman makes an aggressive drunken pass at his friends 14 yr old daughter episode.

>season 12, when Truman masturbates, every day after day after coming home from school and has to hide the cum sock from his mom.

>it's a Truman keeps trying to buy a house nearby the schools but they keep mysteriously getting bought by someone else as soon as he makes an offer episode

>it's a Truman scratches his nuts and then smells his fingers episode

>it's a you see all of these weird splotches and discoloration on that creepy magazine composite and you realize he's been doing tributes all over it for years episode.

>it's a Truman scratches his balls at the lights and sniffs his fingers episode

>its a truman spends the entire sunday shaving in the mirror episode

>It's a Truman drinks an entire bottle of Blackberry Brandy and passes out only to wake up 5 hours later, flip out of his bed and pop open his microwave on the floor and vomit inside of it, close it, vomit some on the carpet, get back in bed, vomit a bit there too, and go back to sleep only to wake up 3 hours later to the horror that awaits him episode.

>it's a "Truman has less than 48 hours to study his way to a 1500+ score on the SAT and finally escape from NEET life at 22" episode

>It's a "Truman becomes more and more interested in Shia Islam and decides to celebrate the Day of Ashura, but during the Tatbir he hits his back with a sword too hard and almost dies of severe blood loss and deep muscle cuts before the producers are able to get him to a hospital" episode

What the fuck were they thinking? Why didn't anybody tell him that the Ayatollah Khamenei recommends people donate blood and not perform flagellation?

>it’s a Truman goes through his awkward teen communism phase even though he lives a comfortable life in a wealthy free market society

How would he know the word nigger if he has lived in a bubble his entire life? Who taught him the song? This is just silly, user

>it's a Truman finally lowers his standards and contracts gonorrhea episode
you think he would have learned by now

>it's a Truman doesn't read the thread and posts something someone else has already said episode

>truman gets a boil on his ass and it hurts to sit episode

This is actually doable senpai.

>it's a Truman gets his leg stuck in the steering wheel episode

How did the drugs get in you fucking fat fuck?

which nigger song are you talking about? the 100% nigger one or the bathtub one?

1500+ isnt even that good (even on the new 1600 scale) it wont get you into any ivy leagues unless its very well over 1500 so you will remain pleb.

I know that feel m8. In middle school I had one and all my friends thought I got molested.

>mfw truman molested that kid and even though everyone on the island knew about it because of the cameras, they weren't allowed to break character, and had to spend the next 40 years pretending they didn't have a seething hatred for that smiley piece of shit

>its a Truman doesn't masturbate for 3 weeks and goes on a sexual rampage across town ending in him raping an 80yo man episode.

to be honest everyone on set was molesting that kid

>It's a Truman is now months into his 23rd birthday, still unsure of his direction in life but at least he has Sup Forums and the Internet to distract from how much of a piece of shit he's being

>It's a Truman calls in sick to work for the third day in a row to play video games all day episode

>Truman pops the boil inside of his asshole and blood comes out his arse for days episode.

I haven't finished watching it yet but I think Truman's plan was to focus on the math because he knew getting a perfect 800 on the reading and writing wouldn't be a problem.
A 1400 is like 95th percentile, dumbass.1500 is probably 98th at the worst. Truman's got nothing to worry about except figuring out what math concepts he was supposed to know by heart by the time he finished high school.

>new 1600 scale

Found the child

>it's a Truman lays at home on the couch all day sporadically crying and not knowing why he's feeling these feelings episode.

It was kinda sad desu

>hiding them
Just wait till you get to Season 13 and he starts putting them in the hamper. Oh boy it gets awkward

what would happen if the kid the entire show is based on (Truman) grew up to be a child rapist or something?

would they cancel the show? kill him off? switch him with a look-a-like?