We've been found out!

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I completely agree with her.
Just fucking wear socks.

This logic is flawed. The people most likely to wear sandals are the people who's feet are least attractive.

I can't understand the mindset of foot fetishists.

How can you look at feet and say "oh yeah, I want some of that".

I'm partial to clean feet, freshly dried after a nice bath.

crossed wires in the brain

...Holy crap it's true. It all makes sense now.

I can think of a few parts of the body that smell worse than feet.

yeah but in a good way

BRRRRAPPPP

Some people like big fat asses. Some people like skinny. Some like muscular. Some like being tied up. Some like pain. Some like poop. Some like furry critters. Some like kids. And some like feet. You can't really use how YOU feel to define what sexuality should or should not be because people like different things.