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People who somehow got their shit fucked by Dr. Crusher edition.

fuck I don't know which one to post in help
also I'll just repost the waifu pics

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Stop trying to defend a shit-tier character.

*slaps your girlfriend's ass*

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What?

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That's far enough.

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Those aren't the rules I'm accustomed to, but you got it.

>nth for Miles "Grill a Cardie on the barbie" O'Brien

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Trek threads are so comfy everyone gets along.

>That's fat enough.
fixed

last one. I'd make a Romulan one, but I'm not quite sure what to write there.
I used to be very active in the Twin Peaks general and sometimes got in a situation where 3-4 threads were made at the same time, so I usually went with 'whoever was first' even if that meant my thread got shafted. It's no big deal lel.

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Wow, that actually made me a little sad.

it made my dick hard
t. Dukat

>used goods
Who the fuck would want this

Rate the themes from each series
>TNG
>TOS
>VOY
>DS9
I can't rate ENT with them, but it's a guilty pleasure

>raped gf

fuck remove that cuckoldry bullshit faggot

>it's a bajoran region episode

DS9 has the best until they revised it halfway through.

TNG > ENT > TOS... The rest are fucking garbage and are hardly themes at all but... DS9 > VOY

>tfw no riker bf

>it's a troy's mom episode


I thought I was safe when I finished TNG.

How'd you guys like the episode of Orville that just ended a minute ago?

Me? I thought it was excellent and could stand shoulder to shoulder with some of the better action-Trek episodes.

>it's a Lwaxana episode

Lwaxana is actually not too bad in DS9.

Lwaxana is pleb filter

fuck off
she was fine in TNG
you faggots are so annoying

go back to your non edition general

Who hurt you?

I'll watch it tomorrow, but I've enjoyed it so far so I'll probably like it

I disagree with your opinion.

It's easy one of the better episodes. You'll love Isaac and Finn after.

I already love both of them, but this is nice to know

>unironically liking ENT
Yeah, you're a dumb faggot.

>Call me fat one more time, I dare you

>Nog
>Professional career climber

>his name is Skrain

why did I never think to wonder what his name was?

They never say it in DS9. It's a name some book or other (might be the one Garak's actor wrote but I'm probably wrong) gave him. Same with Damar, his first name is never said on the show.

Why did the Enterprise-D have fish?
>Fish
>Families
>A holodeck that's actually a hologram/replicator rec room
This ship is wild!

>They're are actually people here right now who don't like Lwaxana episodes

Fuck offfff

She's a good actress but sometimes she can't save the material she has to work with.
If you're not in the mood an episode like Menage a Troi can be unwatchable.

>Mora Pol
I wish he would fuck off

:/

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Can Data's penis vibrate?

>it's a Hoshi is masturbating in the Jefferies tubes again episode

One of my favorite episodes is Half a life, she was in that one and it always brings the feels. I also didn't mind the one with Alexander.

MOOOOOOOOOGIEEEEE

Half a Life and The Dark Page both give me feels

>it's a Riker got his fat ass stuck in the Jeffries tubes episode

>He's gone! He'll be made into anti-matter in five seconds.
>Impossible, my dear lady! That's absurd! Unthinkable!
>Why?
>Because that pipe doesn't go to the anti-matter room, it goes to the Holodeck septic tank!
>You terrible man!

Forgot pic

>VOY
>TNG/TOS
>DS9
>STD
>IT'S BEEN A LONG ROAD.

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Did they swordfight?

STDs theme is actually shit. It's just nothing with a little out of place reminder that this is a star trek property

And yet it's still better than the Enterprise theme, Stockholm syndrome notwithstanding.

I disagree. On the subject, the Orville has an excellent score that pays homage to st without directly lifting from it

>it's a borg episode

what's the best molly kino?

They probably hatefucked