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LIVE EPISODE THREAD #2

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I'm surprised by how much tension I feel while watching this show. Something that STD fails to make me feel despite shoving CGI and loud noises in my face.

If you make me care about the characters I will care what happens to them in the show. Something so many shows and movies fail to understand.

>Finn's children are niglets

What great mothering.

>and alara can't open it

Sassy Isaac gets me hot too.

Asking again here; how many of you have had to help a younger sibling pee?

sixth for naggers

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ANOTHER EPISODE REDPILLED AS FUCK

>black woman with two rowdy "youths"
>white robot man can discipline and tame them instantly
>single parent households are dysfunctional and require a strong male figure

BASED SETH

Eh, in fairness some kids are just goblins.

>If you make me care about the characters I will care what happens to them in the show.
I wish writers would realize this. If I care about the characters, I can overlook certain shit I don't like to enjoy a show or movie.

I dont know why im just realizing Orville named after Wright bro. Kinda cool. U.S.S. Kitty Hawk would have been cuter tho ;)

Help as in taking them somewhere to pee, because they wouldn't do it alone?

I have 2 brothers. Can't think of any time where any of us needed help with that. I think the younger brother just wanted someone outside with him, not to literally help him take a piss.

They finally mention the translators. Must be an implant.

has this actor appeared in literally every sci fi show ever?

I meant having to take them somewhere because they wouldn't go alone

Where the ass is Alara?

>tfw my cat is terrified of the roomba

You haven't been around children, have you? They all act like that.

Star Trek did that already.

I hope orville season 2 comes out before STD season 2 and they keep making more seasons faster than STD until STD is forced to copy orville plots and everyone yells ORVILLE DID IT.

Then yes. I was even that younger brother at one time.

She may appear on the bridge. They're setting up a ton of bridge scenes as the Navigator tries to steer the ship with little or no assistance.

They have been pretty steady about rotating character focus and Seth has been good about not making the show about him.

girl scouts go camping?

I thought Seth was a socialist with progressive tendencies? Why is this show so redpilled?

PROBLEM SOLVED

BASED DADBOT

That would be amazing

I've already watched more ads during this episode than I have in the past week. God this is fucking unbearble. I hate, hate, hate ads.

I do it for you, Orville. I do it all for you.

>30mins into new episode.
>0% Alara on screen time.
>98% Black bratz on screen.
Who thought this was a good idea?

>Checkov's voicebox

Yep. I had to do that being the oldest sibling.

She's Chief of Security. There's no point for her to show up yet.

While I miss Alara robot dad has been pretty great

Issac is nothing if not efficient.

wire mother isaac

>ISAAC NEW HUSBANDO CONFIRMED

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

POP POP POP WATCHING MOTHERFUCKAS DROP BASED ISAAC

Yes? Did you think it was just selling cookies?

holy fuck this episode is pushing all the right buttons

Damn Isaac is a motherfucking based badass.

Getting stargate vibes

Because robots aren't white

Stand down, fellow Alaraposter! Stand down!

As Alara says, "Absence makes the heart grow fonder."

When you see her next you'll be even happier!

Is that the guy from Cobra?

This is basically 10 Cloverfield Lane

>raises his black wife's sons
IsKEK

STD S2 won't happen until 2019 due to how long it takes to make each episode. They'll be hyping up Orville S3 by the time STD S2's premiere airs.

I honestly have never seen or heard that ship referenced in the show.

>they can't swim

Is the little kid sick now that he drank the water or something? I missed what the alien guy said about the disease

I SWEAR TO GOD IF I HAVE TO GO BACK THERE ONE MORE TIME I WILL LOSE MY DAMN MIND

10/10 Isaac

RIP little black kid

the alien guy said a biological weapon was used to poison the water

Undoubtedly. He may not die as quickly as the native people, but it's probably intended to fuck things over all across the food chain. That's why there's little food left, too.

COMMERCIAL BREAK

What's your favorite moment so far?

Me? When Isaac shot his gameboy in the air.

>robot dad has been pretty great
It is getting kinda cozy isn't it

>only survivor is /k/
kek

by that time this shit will be cancelled by retarded FOX executives

Same. THE GAME IS NOT TO BE SPOKEN OF AGAIN.

That's ace parenting. Notice the kid didn't even whine about losing it, only about now being bored?

Oh great, the young kid is now infected with the bioweapon.

He'll be fine

When do the episodes go up on Hulu?

mmm I've missed bortus's dulcet tones

>doomsday prepper is proven correct episode

> Bortus looks grey, not ruddy brown
What the Hell?

WTF I LOVE ANORO NOW

There's Alara, now you Alarafags can stop bitching.

>space is mostly empty so our chances are good
:thinking:

>Now entering glory hole...

My pants!

>Now entering glory hole

>glory hole

Well ... he's not WRONG.

>ME2 planet scanning
Oh fuck no

too many niggers this episode, don't care what happens to them

Soyboys

holy shit isaac

Yes. He also played a Klingon in one of the Star Trek movies.

The ugly barnacle.

>must be nice not feeling pain
Damn......... right in the feels

Hey. Rude post. Not okay.

That is NOT the Orville way. We are a space-hate crime space.

Well ... granted that's more realistic than "OH WAIT I DETECT THEIR HULL FROM HERE"

Scanning that many planets is pretty realistic.

this kid is a fucking weirdo

...

He played a lot of Klingons throughout the series, honestly.

aww, this is so adorable

i love this show

These commercial breaks dam

I've just never heard anyone mention it on a show like this

I'll say it again, "DO NOT FEAR LITTLE DUMPLING, I HAVE REPLACED YOUR MOTHER."

This sort of post hasn't been edgy on Sup Forums in over 10 years. Do better.

FAGGOT
CHINK
NIGGER
SPIC
DYKE
GOOK
KIKE
WOP

BIOWEAPONED CONFIRMED

NOOOOO NOT THE LITTLE NIGLET ;_;

I know it's like watching tv commercials in the 90s , but with 87% more diversity.

>gets horrible disease just from falling in the water

Great. They've landed in Space Mexico.

cringe

was the recent season of x files any good? i used to love the show as a kid

I want an Alara / green blob episode.

Space Brazil.
Baja was pretty great desu.