Valerian.and.the.City.of.a.Thousand.Planets.2017.1080p.WEB-DL.DD5.1.H264-FGT

>Valerian.and.the.City.of.a.Thousand.Planets.2017.1080p.WEB-DL.DD5.1.H264-FGT
>Valerian.and.the.City.of.a.Thousand.Planets.2017.1080p.WEB-DL.DD5.1.H264-FGT
>Valerian.and.the.City.of.a.Thousand.Planets.2017.1080p.WEB-DL.DD5.1.H264-FGT
>Valerian.and.the.City.of.a.Thousand.Planets.2017.1080p.WEB-DL.DD5.1.H264-FGT
>Valerian.and.the.City.of.a.Thousand.Planets.2017.1080p.WEB-DL.DD5.1.H264-FGT

It's VOD Friday and this is the biggest release. Rest of the movies out today aren't worth mentioning except maybe that one by the guy who wrote Cheap Thrills

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Does it have pingpong subs?

no

learn to read filenames, idiot.

Ok, it's still probably crap though.

No, the only movie worth mentioning is Good Time. Valerian is fucking dreadful, couldn't get past the 40 minute mark, probably the worst movie of the year.

The web-dl came out already. this is for todays releases.

so how shit is this movie?

It clearly says it doesn't.

Couldn't get through it. I like clive Owen too, John Goodman was ok from what I watched.

>This is out already
>Meanwhile no HDrip of Dunkirk yet

Fuck this planet

Bravo Besson

Nolan and WB keeping that shit on lock till mid december i think

It's entertaining, but forgettable.
The problem with it is the leading couple. Dane is passable, but Cara is a horrible actress and ugly on top of that. The worst part was Rihanna and Ethan Hawke characters though.

>Good Time
>not worth mentioning

maybe if you're a capeshit only retard

This is for today's VOD releases, idiot. Good time came out days ago.

Yeah, bluray drops December 19th. A whole five months after the premiere.

I couldn't finish it desu

why the fuck is Rihanna in this
was planning on seeing it just because it looks like dumb fun, but i hate these kinds of cameos

>It's not even a Rihanna in an alien costume, it's literally Rihanna

>why am I a blazing faggot
The world may never know

The worst part of the movie. We could have had a Plava Laguna 2.0, but nooo, let's stain an already mediocre movie with this shithead.

t. horny pajeet that also plagues webm threads

it's pretty fun. a bit too long for what it is maybe.

Doesn't what where?

>I FAP TO NIGANNA SO SHE HAS TO SHAKE HER ASS IN EVERY MOVIE, THIS PROVES I DON'T SUCK COCK

Doesn't say it's a korsub in he release name.

Yea it doesn't.

Where am i supposed to enter these links? pls i'm new to the internet

>male lead isn't charming enough
>female lead is not hot enough
>alien stripper scene is forced and totally out of place
>alien jew triplets
worldbuilding and lore is great, everything else sucked

just stream it like you usually do because you're a lazy, hopeless frog!

6/10 just for the visuals; movie is really pretty. Cast is awful.

>Where am i supposed to enter these links?
>links

you're hopeless

Came out Tuesday

I normally love Besson's work, but I wouldn't even watch this if you paid me

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Why is there a fridge on the beach?

they look like brother and sister

to be fair all the species in that movie look identical

>Already watch the Korea sub version
T-thanks.

Enjoyed the movie more than I thought I would though. Better than the new Star Wars.

meh i feel like something dumb. + its directed by Luc Besson so it will at least be fun

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they look like brothers

Look at her twisting her body to make it look like she has hips

Same. Tonight im watching Atomic Blonde, Valerian, and then Good Time. Gonna be a "DUDE JUST TURN YOUR BRAIN OFF" kind of night.

Watch it user, Good Time is kino though

You should add Brigsby Bear to that list

so is "WEB-DL.DD5.1H264-FGT" code for "blurry screener shot over the shoulders of a bunch of guffawing russians"?

just leave m8

> seeders: 0
> leechers: 0

bravo

>weak story
>terrible acting from the leads
>great visuals
>unoriginal art
They also bombed at the boxoffice.

forced.eng.srt

so what language is the dialogue in? farsi? Geg? Tosk? Uhlan? Romulan?

No, it stands for "Web Download, Dolby Digital 5.1, H264 encoded, faggot."

No one cares about this garbage ass movie.

No-one cares about you Krager, now fuck off

They went all on fuck acting on this one, it's cringy.
Rihanna did another memorably terrible acting job on Battleship.

>faggot
lol, youre joking but most people actually do think its faggot

Thank you kindly sir.

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Language : nobody seems to give a shit

you shouldve just asked

It's going to become one of those things where it does actually become faggot because everyone thinks that's what it is

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hello MrE.
look at the hips man, it's a male mody. it's a tranny, i'm telling you man.

So Good Time with /outguy/ Pattinson is out?
YMS said it was good so i will give it a try

this post made me google if robbert pattinson came out as gay

YMS needs to pump out more long length videos. REEE

did he?

Read the file name redditor.

Dunkirk BluRay releasing in December.
It's very long wait.

anyone here has a good page where i can download mexican or even english subtitles for Good Time? it's my first time doing this shit

such a newfag.
Have you never pirated in your life? Then Sup Forums is not for you.

IMAGINE

could've been fine with two different leads but they are both horribly miscast

>Cara Delevingne
>born Carforth Horatio Delevingne

>
>so is "WEB-DL.DD5.1H264-FGT" code for "blurry screener shot over the shoulders of a bunch of guffawing russians"?
Go back to /r/eddit.

kys yourself

i had to shut down three pornsite popunders just to get the torrent file. tpb is a hole now.

inb4 "lol he gets torrents from tbp"
inb4 "lol no private tracker"
etc

and i'm asking here, but none of you flaming faggots knows.

just use rarbg

>Go back to /r/eddit.
is that the best you can do? look, there's no shame in admitting you don't know the answer. you just let it go and move on to the next gay twink assfucking thread in /gif/.

post Cara screenshots

>le reverse psychology face
cute

No english subs ?

rarbg doesn't mention what language the dialog is in, either.

english-forced.srt, as i mentioned earlier

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it in earth

This

I love Luc Besson but shots of Cara was the only thing this movie was good for.

I mean full english subs, I can't hear.

look at that face man, it's a man face. if you can't see it's a tranny then *laughs* i can't do anything about it.

well youre shit out of luck because braille subtitles dont exist

rarbg.unblocked.st/download_subs.php?id=1255523_5873dfc69d21bedb688c6bac5ee05748

I had to read this post three times.
By the third, I was laughing out loud.
What the fuck are you on, user?

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>ugly manlet appears
>everyone acts like he's a charming playboy
W-what's going on? Did they not see the guy they were casting? This isn't the new Han Solo, this is an autistic manlet with a face of a rat. He's a good actor, but not for this role clearly

>with the rest of 6 million of my people
Goddamn, Besson. Did you have to do this?

here ya go

i want to bite her small bum

Valerian in the comics is the ultimate chad, lantern jaw and all. What were they thinking?

>Sup Forums don't wanna fuck that
are u guys fucking gay?

FUCK THIS. She even looked at the marker that was supposed to be the replicator creature once and then continued to STARE AT THE CAMERA RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE