Is "late night" Sup Forums this desperate?

where tf is Jimmy, what went so horribly wrong?

He's on vacation.

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imagine them touching their pusys!

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I just watched the Kim interview, that was fun

jimmy is on leave b/c his little kid had heart surgery
if jlaw and kslut were the best that ABC could do, well that's sad

Kim is starting to look more and more like her transexual father
It must run in the genes

i hope he comes back and immediatly has a crying monologue

I would like to have a threesome with these two

That's a curious way to wear a shirt.

OMG I JUST SAW THIS AND CAME STRAIGHT TO Sup Forums

it was so wrong, jennifer looked and sounded like amy schumer

she was not funny (protip: women arent funny)

all the jokes were flat,

there was just that woman insinuating something bitchy humor... that was all nothing intelligent was said the whole time... it was just so incredibly fake and vapid... i felt sick

just Just JUST end it.... this is not the future i asked for

THIS WILL BE MAINSTREAM TV IN A FEW YEARS

>we were so drunk i have never seen you mom so drunk
fast foward to a video of them in a mansion doing a little dance
> i ended up naked in you wardrobe why didn't kanye come up and style me
nice one jennifer you went from host to cuckess in under 5 minutes

so lame so incredibly lame

we all know this is latenight in year

SCREENCAP THIS

Was it kino?

Damn Hollywood is falling apart.
I hope all these degenerates get purged with it.

>was it kino ?

no, imagine if those annoying tabloid side stories in the daily mail suddenly became latenight television

it actually happened and we let it happen. We should all be ashamed

Late Night "comedy" is so shit right now that I would see this as an improvement

bruce jenner isn't her father

jesus fucking christ I want to fuck the shit out of JLaw

she just pushes all the right buttons for me

you would think so... but she didnt talk about trump... and we all know it would be just a matter of time

I'm not even talking about Trump. All the crying, pontificating and condescending is pretty

at least all that stuff has some brevity or depth as much as i hate its bullshit themes

this was just vapid hollywood bitches going "you know whatever"

i dont watch kimmel and fallon that much, only conan occasionally and its clear (((they))) want to dumb things down further, i honestly didnt know how it was possible till i saw this

She is the ugliest and most untalented hack ive ever seen.
She and kardashian make me sick

I disagree. I choose dumb every time over pseudo-intellectualism.

i always tell me gf kim kardashian is ugly when she looks at articles of her

but goddamn im lying out my asshole

You guys are so brave to post your opinions on late night tv on here.

i get what your saying... but just wait wait till these dumb bitches start acting pseudo-intellectual

>2 whores that got famous by fucking their way to the top

>not discussing television on a board that is literally called Sup Forums and made for the discussion of television and film
Are you retarded or something son?

Wait so what did JLaw even talk about?
What did she say in her monologue?

idiot

I'd Jlaws shithole so hard she'd be weariing diapers for the rest of her life

I love her:
>AHAHA I'M FAMOUS
>HAHAHA DO YOU KNOW ME I'M FAMOUS
>I'M FAMOUS DO YOU KNOW ME
skit
was pure kino

>Wait so what did JLaw even talk about?
getting drunk and naked in kims walk in wardrobe and wishing kanye would come up and "style her"
>What did she say in her monologue?
nothing, nervous AF was really short

pathetic.jpg

>an actress can't speak in front of a crowd of 200 people (if that) with an autocue/cards
Now I understand when people say she is a bad actress

I actually love Kim

Any pictures from a better angle? I want to see those tiddies

I'd suck on those nipples all day

Just reading what was said in the interview gave me the impression that Jlaw is trying to copy Amy Scuhmer's shtick. How desperate for attention can you be?

both already washed up lol
>white women after 23
>not even once

It's Jlaw that is desperate now that Harvey is out, she is obviously exploring new potential job opportunities

It already started unfortunately

I think the better question is why is Jimmy there in the first place?

or any of our shitty late night hosts for that matter

And Aronofsky whose cock she attached herself to now failed her despite her cock sucking skills

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jesus christ those hips

They literally said "tiny white dicks boo, big black dicks yes!!!"

these shows are just tv commercials for actors. everything is fake. just watch films. stop enabling this behavior.

White bois BTFO
How will they ever recover?

I dont believe this occurred. Can some kind soul webm it

Kim is literally sex incarnate

her first Playboy shoot from 10 years ago is really something.

I fucking hate the kardasiasscunts however it's spelled. And Americas acceptance of them. I never thought I would hold the Hiltons in high regard but I do now since these balloon animals became the 'it' family.

Your cultures shite, m8.

BASED!!!

Where is the video

pic related

How can a man be so based bros? I honestly don't know how he does it.

so many boobs.

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Why do people hate them ? they're just another rich family that like fame. They entertain us and seem reasonable people.

I think its more jealousy then hate, tbqhwy

peak of human evolution.

cholo beaner style...have you never been to SoCal?

Guest hosts also happened during Johnny Carson's era

they're niggerrich trash

>They entertain us
You sad fuck.

roastie! they're vapid cunts that endorse a materialistic lifestyle full of bullshit, of course you'd appreciate them.

plastic surgery?

we've done far more important things

>they're just another rich family

they're rich for doing nothing.

they're roach whores and they should be killed in the streets like dogs to set an example so they stop corrupting the pure Christian white american youth

They're 3rd generation rich Persians. They're far wealthier than you. Robert was a lawyer and businessman.

Why would I be sad, user ? Enjoy your anime entertainment.

What lifestyle do you endorse, shiposting on a Colombian banana growers forum ?

>pure Christian white american youth

Dubsman, this ideal does not exist outside the collective dream that Sup Forums has brainwashed you with. Of course you'd prefer to watch pasties that look like you but that ship has sailed, the youth have made their choice and its not pure and its not white and its not Christian. Sorry, not sorry.

Any lifestyle as long as you serve some purpose. Existing like a fucking blow up doll does nothing but promote unrealistic expectations amongst impressionable retards which are in the millions. They literally did nothing to amass their fortune. They're useless.

>literally did nothing

Are you retarded are do you actually believe this ?

I'm not the one defending these fucking layabouts, lad. You're the retarded one and I don't need to ask. Don't bother proving anything, you had no intention anyway.

Found the Negro poster

>They're 3rd generation rich Persians.

She's half Armenian you retard kek

kim is not white, lmao. plus she has two kids and is in her 30's.

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Back when she didnt look 100% silicone. I don't know how she can say she hasn't had implants/surgery when she looks completely different.

congrats, you have shit taste

Motherfucker looks like a drag queen

Jimmy Kimmel thinks he's an "old school" late night host in the vain of Johnny Carson (he brings on "guest hosts" when he's on vacation), and he worships David Letterman, but he's neither as funny nor as cool as either of those two hosts and comes across as trying too hard in the most cringe inducing way possible

>Lawrence filled in Thursday night, and even told Jimmy Kimmel Live producers she didn’t need to be paid. “And they said, ‘No, Jennifer, we insist on paying you. . . 29 percent less than the male guest hosts.’ ”

HAHAHAHAHAHAH SHE'S JUST LIKE US!!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA RIGHT

I hope Chris Pratt hears about that.

hey idiots
one of the cardinal rules of late night is: never get a guest host who's funnier or better than you. if you do, people will realize you're replaceable

The only good late night host was Craig Ferguson

what the fuck else is he supposed to do? I mean I agree kimmel is a hack but the show must go on

okay thanks for the advice