I GOT 40 NATIONS READY TO ROLL, SON!

I GOT 40 NATIONS READY TO ROLL, SON!

Which ones

OIL?

WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? LIKE WHO?

Japan is bringing playstations

Afrika Bambaataa and the Zulu Nation

THAT NIGGER TRIED TO KILL MY FATHER

DON'T DROP THAT SHIT

ALUMINUM TUBES!!!

HITLER'S MOMMA GOT ONE BIG TITTY AND ONE LITTLE TITTY

CRADLE OF FUCKING CIVILIZATION

I got some yellowcake right here

WHO THE FUCK SAID ANYTHING ABOUT OIL BITCH, YOU COOKIN?

africa bambata and the zulu nation

>tips water carafe

M. A. R. S.

MARS BITCHES

RED ROCKS

we used to joke about presidents and now we have a joke president, shame

RICKITY ROLL SON

Don't drop that shit nigga.

DIS NIGGA VERY POSSIBLY HAS WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION

do I need to tell you what the fuck you can do with an aluminum tube

There are just way too many amazing sketches.

ALUMINUM!

Scary times user, the followers are the scariest though.

Do I need to tell you what the FUCK you can do with an aluminum tube? ALUMINUM!

Aight that don't scare ya? Fine...the nigga bought yellow cake.

Mad Real World will forever be my favourite sketch

OH...wait a minute, you don't have an army. I guess that means you need to shut the fuck up.
SHUT
THE
FUCK
UP

>that scene of him jerking off in the dark while tyrone slays the pussy
dave was ahead of his time

Negrodomus, why do white people love Wayne Brady so much?

>who ordered pizza?

Go sell some medicine bitches!

>Katie has some big ass titties

A true visionary

THE NIGGA TRIED TO KILL MY FAAATHAAA!

>Lysol, Tyree and Tron all had sex with Katie

Is it because you can relate to chad the cuck?

BIGGIDY BAM

Katie was a fine piece of ass 2bh

>le quote a comedy sketch meme
This thread reeks of fucking reddit

This the only sketch on chappelle's show that seems whole heartedly mean spirited, whoever wrote it probably got cucked by a white dude.

I remember this pissing me off so much when I first saw it that I couldn't laugh at it

fuck NTR

>he was an habitual line stepper
don't know why this one line slays me so much.

I ain't have sex with katie

You would know.

What's mean-spirited about it?

Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Stories are legendary.

>those eyes
every fucking time

The Crime rate has fallen to 0%! How can that be? Did the Mexicans get money today too?

What is a chickenhead?

no fun allowed

ARAPOPOM ARAPOPOM

So long fried rice, hello fried chicken!

>Chuck, suck my n....

ARAPUNTUMP ARAPUNTING

YOU'RE TOO CLOSE, MAN