In which Ultimate Conspiracy sort of concludes I guess, or maybe not.
Jessica Jones #5 storytime
Jayden Morgan
Dominic Ramirez
I still don't get why Jessica had to lie to her husband for this stupid infiltration plan to work
Cooper Bailey
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Brody Gray
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Easton Turner
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Nathan Murphy
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Tyler Turner
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Samuel Brooks
>Did you read their oral history? Underrated
Nice attempt at shilling Bendis, screw you.
I read that damn thing, it was horrible and stupid. Also quite insulting to the Avengers actual history, like how it claims that the whole Yellowjacket thing was a publicity stunt and not Hank's mental breakdown.
Thomas Cruz
HOW DARE THEY REPORT ON A VIDEO OF ME ACTING LIKE A VIOLENT ASSHOLE IN PUBLIC
Jaxson Powell
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Anthony Long
>Spider-Mess
I thought that now that JJJ was gone the DB was no longer obsessed with shitting on Spider-Man.
Wyatt Turner
Is anybody reading?
Ryan Thompson
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Levi Cox
Weren't the Incursions public knowledge?
Gavin Anderson
And if we assume that they weren't public knowledge, how does this guy know that superheroes know about it?
Juan Myers
>Nothing happened
A lot happened actually, you just didn't get to see it
Carter Ramirez
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Isaiah Thompson
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Julian Davis
So apparently this guy's ramblings are enough to break Jessica Jones down. Or maybe it's this plus all the crap she brought upon herself because of her stupid actions.
Benjamin Stewart
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Adam Cooper
>D-Man
Why does Bendis hate him so much? It doesn't even make sense given his current status quo. He's no longer a crazy hobo, he's living with his boyfriend and works for Captain America.
And what exactly does Jessica know that could possibly take down Yaas Queen?
Brayden Wilson
And that's that, though I don't know if anyone is actually reading this.
Eli Parker
bump
Ethan Bailey
D-man is gay?
Austin Perez
Actually enjoying this a lot.
Thanks for the storytime OP.
Benjamin Collins
Yes, it was revealed in a recent issue of Captain America. Since most people don't care about D-Man and he had never been established as having any particular sexuality in the past, nobody really complained.
Easton Hernandez
Yep.
They were.
Thanos and pals were openly genociding worlds with UN approval.
Thanks, Bendis.
Jose Richardson
Because D-Man was a homeless guy in the first issue of the 1998 Avengers reboot, and Bendis only reads the first issue of anything.
Brandon Garcia
>NOT FOR KIDS
nice try bendis
Brandon Taylor
Secret homolust for Spider-Woman?
Nathan Hill
I don't even have a problem with his writing, but does Bendis know that it's supposed to be a comic book
Easton Torres
Wasn't Carol on the Raft?
Anthony Rogers
But...but they say shit and fuck
Chase Rivera
>And what exactly does Jessica know that could possibly take down Yaas Queen?
she knows whatever carol wants her to know. she put her up to this in the past issue
Jose Lopez
>Wasn't Carol on the Raft?
What are you talking about?
Colton Gonzalez
Jess wouldn't know that, she didn't survive.
Elijah Long
Again, what are you talking about?
Gabriel Williams
Carol survived the last incursion on the Life Raft.
Tony definitely didn't, so either this guy or Benis is wrong.
Leo Myers
Just get your kid Luke, get Danielle and run off with Danny.
Carter Rogers
>Tony definitely didn't, so either this guy or Benis is wrong.
All murder guy said was that Tony knows. He didn't say Tony was on the raft or that he remembered the incursion. There are characters who know about it but weren't on the raft. Maria Hill for example
Liam Morris
>He's flipping her off
Heh
Nathan Bell
Pretty decent summation of one of Marvel's key problems
Hunter Lee
wait, Luke Cage wasnt a thing in the Ultimate universe? Its surprising because Bendis has such a boner on him, i tought he used it at some point
Liam Ortiz
>not giving this guy different lettering like Ultimate Reed