So apparently this dropped today, and since Empanon died before doing vol. 9 and the last few one shots...

So apparently this dropped today, and since Empanon died before doing vol. 9 and the last few one shots, I thought I would storytime issue 1 of the first emp mini series

the obligatory intro to emps universe

I don't know Spanish unfortunately so hopefully some user who does can help

I always forget Jette is white

It kinda makes me wonder that her suit is ripped all the time now even before battle, I guess it hasnt regened all the way

I would use my giant powers to make a giant bottle of beer too

>getting cucked by your AA sponser
ouch

gross

I love how floofy Jette's hair is

I'm really hoping this book has the threesome at some point

this was not the threesome I meant

grosser.

Who cares about a little storm if you get to see 2 hot superchicas making out

Wonder if Rivet can still get infected with this considering he is a robot and robots cant have feelings

>Havoc getting laid at all
welp this book is awful

>and since Empanon died before doing vol. 9 and the last few one shots
Not literally, right?

It's pretty obvious where this is going

Pretty tho

probably not, but he last posted vol. 8 around thanksgiving and then said he would be back in a week for the last few one shots and vol. 9

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oh right emp's a fujo

hey now emp, the universe has kinda gotten better at throwing you a bone

please hit them with the love gun
please hit them with the love gun

still don't know spanish, but I think he is saying threesome fucking never

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We've been building up to this threesome from the start, it's not going to happen outside of a numbered volume.

thats a lotta ships

I fucking love these names

you and I both know it won't happen there, so I wanted it to happen here even if it was under a love spell

>these sexts

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"toxic masculinity" who the fuck is writing this shit?

well that's it hope you enjoyed, and remember
emp is not for sexual

adam warren, he is writing a loser who gets shit on who studied suprahuman studies in college

well I guess I dropped this shit at the correct time back in vol 4 now I dont have to catch up to this train wreck.

>getting this triggered
its a joke m8

10 points for some level of originality for the mascot.

>he can't turn the tracklist off
I'm starting to see why she's so pissed.

>Chilean artist
Yoooooo, represent!

>robots cant have feelings
Somebody's never watched Kikaider.

Komyoji go and stay go
he's not that type of robot

my god the art is actually good for onced

cause its not adam fishlips warren

Spanish user coming up:
>Yeah?
>Really?
>I'll show you "Too much love", idiots.

>yes
>really?
>I'll show you "too much love", idiots

Not a bad start. At least the Soldier of Love has a LITTLE more going for her than "jaded Sailor Scout". Not a ton, but enough. Going with a male Pangolin for the talking mascot is inspired, considering how they court females.

OP, you're not missing much with the Spanish. She basically dips into Spanish whenever she does an action-movie quip.

>Konya wa hurricane

[spoiler ]I got it[/spoiler]

Seems a little weird seeing this in color.

>Will we use your magic love powers on those two super girls, ma'am?
>Yes, ma'am.

>Understood ma'am
>Yes ma'am?
>That's not possible ma'am. That aspect of your love powers is completely unmuteable.

I hope EmpAnon is ok

>He, He
>Poor mister client has no idea of the magnitude of this operation
>Yes ma'am

OP, I want you to know, I refrained from reading this cause I'm just gonna end up buying it anyway. That being said, I truly believe you are doing God's work. Thank you and R.I.P. In Peace Empanon

TY for the storytime, OP! Hope nothing happened to EmpAnon, now that you mention it

Well in this exact case I'd say their masculinity isn't being pretty toxic. Like "nuke the city" toxic

>Capitan Rivet's name is, improperly, spelled correctly
Basest heresy.

BUT WHERE ARE THE FISH LIPS?

I was wrong, it was toxic gayness

Gone. For these next 2 issues but returning later this year for vol 10

>that pangolin

>toxic masculinity

no, not empowered. this is the one comic i trusted not to do this.

on the list of "Jokes that Went too Far", Leftism is definitely around the top

thank you

God, you guys are idiots. It's a JOKE

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Alright, enjoy your nice little safe space with no different ideologies whatsoever, you fucking neo-nazi snowflake.

ENTIRE SERIES HERE:

That ass was indeed fat

But this art feels weird to me

Is this the same artist that does the futa barista comic?

AW, HELL YEAH

Thanks OP

How is this any worse than literally any time Emp has complained about Havoc?

Or did you guys skip the issue where she brought yaoi to the HQ so the guys felt what it was like to be objectified?

Why is Emp's suit torn in every scene? I'm not caught up, but that seems a bit more fragile than normal.

Good God, a floating pink love pangolin.

Adam Warren is a national treasure, and should be preserved for future generations.

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>>Konya wa hurricane
>[spoiler ]I got it[/spoiler]


I don't. Pls share.

that last panel is hilarious out of context

his color work is shit , better in pencil how is that possible

If I remember correctly it translates into "tonight a hurricane"

This was drawn and colored by a guest artist; see the credits page:

Seize thy lewd thoughts

Ninjette looks so cute in this art style.

I'd always imagined her with black hair.

It isn't and I can't imagine anyone on this board thinks two guys going outside to beat each other over another girl is exactly how men should act. Not to be a robot but you're defending chads

Their reaction makes for a great reaction image

So is this series another LGBT soapbox like Spinnerette?

>ha ha! male tears! hah hahaha!
God fucking damn it.

Damn I've been out of the Emp loop for years.

I guess the series is doing well for itself with a side book. Like the characters in this artstyle too, especially 'Jette.

Thanks OP

Jokes are funny.

> he doesn't think gays and/or lesbians are hot

Yes. It used to be at least cute so the terrible writing was tolerable. This is just an overload of feminist "memes."

Always great seeing fag hags fetishizing gay men.
A reminder that women think male homosexuality was invented for their sake.

Yea nothing like lesbians and frat boys

But where is Thugboy in all this??

> people complaining about lesbians and emp being a fujo
> things that have been in the comic since pretty much the start

ITT: People that don't read a comic but feel the need to come in and bitch because they have nothing better to do.

Probably saving the possibility of him cheating for the end of the arc.

Shit, can't unsee.

Its calling the concept stupid user

Thanks, OP.
And thanks to you too, spanish user.

>selfcest by time-travel
I didn't expect this.

Sweet, this is one of the few things nowadays that I'll buy regardless but it's a nice surprise in the morning after chainsawing some logs

I ordered every volume on Amazon.
Is that me or Emp is chubbier in Volume 9 ?

>there is a cape literally called Special Snowflakes
kek

Yeah he's been intentionally but gradually drawing her chunkier for a while now. He's been trying to improve his anatomy and draw a wider range of female physiques

>It's a everyone fuck each other episode
I like where it is going