Tonight on Kitchen Nightmares

>Tonight on Kitchen Nightmares

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Why is the US version such trash compared to the kino that is the UK version?

You mean *rusty gate*

gordon finds a cunt in his ceviche

*SWISH*
*SWWOOP*
>GORDON
*SCREECH*
>GOES TO A RESTAURANT
*BOOM*
>TO FIX SOME
*REEEEEEEE*
>ISSUES

Why does America need so many fucking horrible audio cues?

I COULD'VE BEEN KILLED

No I don't.

*SNIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*

THIS COCAINE IS FUCKIN RAW!!!

Don't forget constant recaps

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GORDON DUCK

Has anyone else noticed that the american version is really over the top compared to the british version?

God damn, isn't his man like 90% Neanderthal?

Yeah one or two of us

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once I realized gordon isn't really angry during US tapings is when my world came crashing down.

Persian but it's essentially the same thing

Xd

I AIN'T NO BITCH

*CYMBAL CRASH*

the UK airing of the US versions arent shit because they dont edit out the cursing

channel 4 has hotel hell and kitchen nightmares, but unfortunately doesnt have hells kitchen

its also stupid that the on-demand versions on fox or if you purchase the episodes on Vudu or amazon/hulu are censored when there is no FCC regulations on the internet

>HAS THIS SUSHI BEEN COOKED?
>No, chef.
>LOOK AT IT
>LOOK AT THIS FISH
>FUCK ME, IT'S FUCKING RAW

Hell's Kitchen is better in America because Gordon yells at the dopes who then fight with each other instead of celebrities struggling to cook premade meals.

Kitchen Nightmares is better in Britain because it's more about the food and the business than Gordon yelling at some dumbass family.

It's called the mosquito

>Ramsay picking at his food with a fork
>sound engineers add in slushing sounds

Some call me a meat sculptor, a meat creator

Hotel Hell sucks. I wish he would bring back Kitchen Nightmares.

>Is your Ice Cream is frozen?
>Yes chef
>Fucking unbelievable

ramsay
guys a classic
ramsay: what is this! the ridoux'de`floutte' is raw! its fucking raw!
waitress: the djoun' dou'felleroitte` enjoy
ramsay: what the fuck is this? *picks at with fork* the marrionette' looks like jelly looks like it's been blanched *takes a bite* oh- fuck me- fuck me

No it's not.

You should do stand up.

The UK version was a bit dull at times, but it was such a better show.

ramsay: well get a *beep* -ve on before customers aren't *beep* -id *beep* you *beep* -lonker
italian owner: hey dont *beep* -all my customers *beep* british- *beep* *beep* you salazaro- *slams door*
ramsay: you *deep* -ity italian you're a fat *beep* -ooking is *beep* *beep* -plonker! *beep* you!
italian: hey get the *beep* out of my resturant!

possible excerpt and/or exchange
from one of his shows

*applause*

could a chef ever be a laid back chill dude who's friends with everybody?

It's called the waterphone.

NO it's not

Ramsey wasn't the narrator on the us version

listen
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here..

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young..

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man

IT'S

RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>so you haven't seen your family for TWO WHOLE DAYS
>BWAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH I MISS THEM SO MUCH I AM SO LOST WITHOUT THEM MUH BABY MUH BAAYBBEEE

americans

jesus christ

junior chef: yes chef!
junior chef: no chef!
ramsay: FUCK OFF OUTOV HERE!
junior chef: yes chef!
*behind the scenes camera* "i think ramsay is really angry right now but hopefully i can prove myself with the breakfast menu"

Most TV chefs (and reality TV personalities in general) were before people like Gordon Ramsay, Anne Robinson and Simon Cowell started popularising the "complete asshole persona" thing.

Even Gordon Ramsey wasn't so bad before Hell's Kitchen

>It's a "the owner's wife has completely checked out of the marriage" episode

ramsay
ramsay: will you change are you commtited to change
*tense music*
*familys crying*
"no; my food is the best no change*
*7 seconds lateR*
*okay i will change*
"thank *beep* *beep* me finally *beep* me

Source

I AINT NO BITCH SNEED

>walks in
>food is shit
>tells the chefs it was embarassing and the worst he'd ever seen
>"I need from fresh air"
>observes dinner service that night
>drama
>dinner was a disaster
>owner cries
>gordon says he sees promise but needs the owner to be more committed
>more drama
>they renovate the restaurant
>new menu is fresh local and rustic
>dinner service gets off to a rocky start
>drama
>they pull through and it's an overall success
>everyone is happy and thanks gordon
>gordon leaves and makes some witty sarcatic remark
>they go out of business 6 months later

Every Kitchen Nightmare episode ever.

Nico Ladenis and Raymond Blanc were supposedly big hotheads back in the day

What were some eps were he enjoyed the food? I only remember that one with the black lady and the single chef in that tiny cramped eatery, the presentation was messy but the food looked amazing

>>they go out of business 6 months later
source? also why is gordon helping shitty owners that fuck over their employees? half of them deserve to go under

>What IS that?!
>A glass of water, chef
>Look at THAT, it's all runny and disgusting! It's not even cooked properly!

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>The Kitchen Nightmares Closure Rate stands at 75% - 79/105

I might be wrong but I remember him not really having an issue with the food at Amy's Baking Company.

Thats pretty good tbqh, especially because most of those places where hundreds of thousands in debt

uuhhh, yes.

It's so BLAND

Absolutely DREADFUL

LOOOK AT IT!

Americans are over the top, so they need more stuff happening to hook attention

The food sucked, the dessert was good. Also, just YouTube times when Ramsay was impressed. There's a compilation.

who was in the wrong here?

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>that music for the uk version

>season 2
>100%

>gordon will never make more kitchen nightmares because its 10x easier to shit out hells kitchen/master chef episodes

hotel hell kinda scratches the itch but i think hes done with those too

>Its a owner has life issues that affect the business episode

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I suspect many chefs were hotheads in the kitchen, it's one of those professions and the likes of Gordon Ramsay is just telling it like it is in now in the mainstream. Fucking love Raymond Blanc and his shows though.

The bitch. She got $400 in tips and didn't share it with the busboy.

>huur durr I worked hard for those tips!

No. She's just an attractive waitress so stupid men tend to tip more for her.

Would sex her so hard tho tbqh

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The banter was so good for those episodes. It almost felt like it was scripted but I guess italian americans are good are bants.

absolutely devilish
>I disagree
>I disagree
>I disagree
>peace lole

>Hello, My Name's NINOOOOO!

lamao

>nino turns it around and the brother becomes the asshole

Show's been gone for a while now, tho, I'd call it Ramsay's success every time one of those places managed to make it a year after his visit.