>open trunk
>drunk 18yo Heather Graham
What would you have done in that situation?
Open trunk
>close trunk
>drive home
>take her down to my rape dungeon
Take her home and watch a movie
>18yo
Drop that granny at the nursing home where she belongs.
>Close trunk
>Drive to the blackest area in Chicago
>Leave her there
Fuck the shit out of her
give the keys back to harvey
Literally?
she would be sober by then
go on....
>cut her head off
>rape her up the ass
>the end
take her to woodberry, if you follow my flow
>drive her to my house
>put a blanket around her
>give her hot tea
>scold her softly about her life choices
>give her another blanket to sleep on the sofa
>jerk off in her hair
>make her breakfast in the morning
>ask her how school is going
>give her money
>take her back to school
>not wearing her head as a hat through two states
>take her home
>keep her in the blanket as bring her inside so she doesn't get cold
>carry her up the stairs
>lay her in bed and tug her in and give her a nice goodnight kiss on her forehead
>next morning silently knock on the door of the guest room to see if she's already awake
>feed her all the eggs
Drive her home, leave, call her next afternoon.
Make her eat all the eggs.
I was gonna say this.
close trunk and peel some wicked reverse doughnuts into a tree
She's drunk, lads. She won't be able to keep them down.
>Try to play it cool and pick her up to show her how strong and nice I am.
>Bend over, keys accidentally fall out of my shirt pocket and hit her in the face.
>"user, what the FUCK that hurt!"
>Try to play it off like it's funny. Pretend like I'm going to close the trunk.
>Accidentally close the trunk.
>"user what the fuck is wrong with you!? Let me out!"
>Realize the keys are still in the trunk by her face.
>Panic because she's yelling and I don't know what to do.
>Run home to hide under my bed.
>Keys are in the trunk.
>Sleep under a bridge. Cops will be looking for me soon enough anyway.
>This is my life now.
It starts with "R" and rhymes with "Grape."
benis