What the fuck was his problem

what the fuck was his problem

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Burglary!

Is this actor still alive? He aged a lot in the space of the movies and just looks like an extremely unhealthy person in general.

It’s almost like you know already that he’s dead

He died years ago now

kek

what was his tax policy

An ungrateful little shit of a nephew and a dime witted son. Oh and hes a brit.

Too many pub lunches.

He was getting ass withdrawals.

bongistani

Harry was his sex slave. He didn't want him leaving

He was stuck raising his wife’s sister’s son.

Lol JUST

>that fucking horror in mcgann's eyes

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He means to have you, even if it must be burglary.

he lived with a horcrux for ten years and it turned the dursleys into assholes

isnt he dead?

diabeetis

Swollen ankles.

whizzrdryyyy

He was upset because his old age was robbed and his talent wasted in one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

Fuck my shit up

Morbid obesity, high blood pressure, high cholesterol. I wonder if they had magic spells for this sort of stuff. Perhaps Harry was the true villain all along, really makes me go hmm...

Not enough pork

He's dead Jim.