APOLOGIZE

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why does he still wear eye liner?

The curse of the succubus remains

More like Johnny Dope amirite

this is what cocaine does to you on the long run, it's all shits and giggles until you get old and you can't talk and you can't move

it's his thing i guess

those shoes though

why do you still live with your mom?

Drugs ruin you

Fuck man he really does look hella grimey now.

This looks like alcohol, he was unsteady as fuck. He's admitted being a drunk before.

he knows Public Enemies' filming wrapped ages ago right?

He really needs to escape the shackles of Burton and Disney.

You don't expect $10,000's of wine a year to drink themselves now?

>'Johnny didn't hold back. Johnny was having big old night and was told off for smoking three times while inside,'

WEW LAD OUT OF CONTROL

it's like he held back aging for years and years and now it's hitting him full force

His soul and lifeforce GONE.

False domestic abuse accusations really cut into a man!

>be wealthy for decades
>let some 20 year old roastie ruin your life
What darkness is he hiding from?

>not Johnny Derp
Bunch of useless teenagers and retarded pedophiles on this board.

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It's the Daily Mail, not /hr/

A lot of people watched his latest Pirates movie, didn't they?

did he get lucky with a one time payment to his ex wife, or is he still paying alimony?

That's not how cocaine works at all.

As part of the negotiated divorce settlement ending the couple’s one-year marriage, Depp wrote checks worth $7 million, immediately donated to two nonprofits supported by Heard: the American Civil Liberties Union and Children’s Hospital Los Angeles.

The involvement of these two charities in the divorce was out of the ordinary, but the actual execution of the payments was even more noteworthy.

Instead of sending the money to his ex-wife, Depp, according to press reports, gave the money directly to the ACLU and the hospital. As a result, he’s entitled to receive a full charitable deduction for his gift to the ACLU and the hospital. Given his income, that probably cuts his tax bill for this year by $3.5 million.

time.com/money/4503631/alimony-lessons-johnny-depp-amber-heard-divorce/

He probably thinks he looks cool as fuck.

clever depp

i assume it was a one time thing then

you've never met cocaine users, i have, cocaine use highly increases the risk of Parkinson's disease, weakness of extremities, slurred speech, etc

> Given his income, that probably cuts his tax bill for this year by $3.5 million.

Nice, does that mean he’ll stop lecturing us about how we need to pay more tax to fund Jamal’s programs?

Y A G

Im pretty sure she took him to court again after that for more money, or at least tried to

Shut the fuck up you unbearable autist. He was drunk as hell, he's a known drinker

This succubus cast a spell on him

S P A R G O

He misses his French clunge.

He misses when his Johnny had a Ryder.

I saw her sister in a French horror movie - very sexy and very talented!

Because he's a homo

he's going to kill himself thinking it will be a HST style meaningful act. it won't be.

This is quite true isn't it
He wants to be HST, always has done
I guarantee he will suck on a shotgun in the next ten years
>he who makes a beast of himself eases the pain of being a man

fuck Depp, Heard is based

I WARNED HIM

She's not looking too great either

apparently he keeps spending all his money on expensive wines

Is wearing clothes that don't fit you in style again?

She needs a couple days of rest and recovery after Elon has torn through her.

...

Its getting there, all the faggoty corset tier suits men were wearing last few years made this inevitable

Who will hit the wall next?
Jared Leto?

Yo hold up, so Heard got nothing?

Please, he's a descendant of Aragorn. He'll outlive us all.

He's an alcoholic for sure but he's looking better than a few months ago

Slick back hair suits him

No, despite what Sup Forums may think
The big question was who got the dogs, I don't know about that

i aint complaining

the pound

Leto strikes me as the kind of guy who'd age like Asian women.
Looks 20 until he's actually 55, and then he turns into a fat, bald old man.

the Australian government executed them

Good for Depp, she's rich enough anyway.