Why the fuck aren't you dummies watching this shit? Under the veil of TLC reality horseshit is an exploration of the human condition that rivals some of the greatest works of art.
>turbo autismo goes to Brazil to wife some jungle monkey, insists on wearing a mosquito net at all times, spergs the fuck out and abandons his girl because he confessed that he was an arsonist, girl and camera crew end up getting robbed by a guy with a machete
>Dutch ultra mega super Chad decides he's into fat American alcoholic pigs and brings over a fat American alcoholic pig and all his friends and family trash her to her face
>betaboi goes to wife up his Filipino internet girlfriend, finds the hut that she's living in with her extended family, they spend their life savings on a pig to roast for betaboi, and he refuses to even take a bite without gagging because "I'm a picky eater"
>dumb American bitch goes to Spain to get with a Spanish playboi who literally gets paid to rank and judge hot sexy Spanish female asses, gets mad when she gets memed on by him every three seconds
>broken, horrifically depressed shell of a man decides he's gonna marry a Haitian, gets to Haiti and discovers she's fucking some alpha old man Chad that gives her scabies
>literal monkey-tier black guy goes to Paris to marry his sexy Muslim gf, only for her to tell him that she's got a boyfriend and that he's firmly and permanently gonna be in the friend zone, no matter how many faggy backflips he does
