Worst lines in movie history

>I'm gonna have to science the shit out of this!

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>"I want to get chocolate wasted!"

>he wasn't alone
>uh you don't get to bring friends
>they're not my friends
>don't worry, no charge for them
>and why would i want them?
>they work for the mercenary, the masked man
>BANE?
>AYE
>get 'em on board i'll call it in
>the flight plan i just filed with the agency lists me, my men here, but only one of you! first one to talk gets o stay on my aircraft
>WHO PAID YOU TO GRAB DR. PAVEL?
*bangs his gun*
>he didn't fly so good! who wants to try next?
>TELL ME ABOUT BANE! WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK!
>A LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A HIRED GUN!
>or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plan
>at least you can talk. who are you?
>it doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan
>if i pull that off, will you die?
>it would be extremely painful
>YOU'RE A BIG GUY
>FOR YOU

There was nothing wrong with this joke, you're just a fatass who never did sport as a kid.

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>You sack of wine!

when redditors ask what an user means when a movie is reddit point them to the OP

>Do you know what happens to a toad when it’s struck by lightning?
>The same thing that happens to everything else.
t. Joss Whedon

You didn't like the scene where he's venting air from his suit to get propelled into the rescue craft and says how he's just like Disney's Iron Man?

Fucking thank you

The joke was set up maybe 10 seconds prior, and still doesn't make any fucking sense.
And yet it managed to make it into every single trailer for the movie.

Off the shoulder of Orion, Jamie pulled up in his spaceship and it was litty

>Most people have a full measure of life... and most people just watch it slowly drip away. But if you can summon it all up... at one time... in one place... you can accomplish something... glorious.

Wat

>How 'bout nunce?

Yeah i cringed when he said that. Had no respect for him at all going forward and all I could think about was how much reddit and the I Love Science facebook thing was going to fawn over this movie

mediocre, but could have been great

Since when does Joe say litty?

YOU SAID IT YOURSELF, BITCH

This is taken straight from the text.

/thread

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what movie?

>I'm gonna have to science the shit out of this!
This is easily the most reddit line every conceived.

>Haha I fucking love science
>I get this!

>GO! GO! GO!

anytime its used in a film

>Get in the starship, troopers! You wanna live forever?!
Really?

i liked the line

you're just a contrarian tard that cant handle positive emotion

That is a great fuckin movie

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I hope this is bait and no one is actually this much of a faggot

Take your pick

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As opposed to what?

Can you write a better line or catchphrase that encapsulates a character or movie?

George RR Tolkein really dropped the ball on that line.

HAHA SCIENCE BRO XD I LOVE THAT SHIT

Good point. It's the only memorable thing about the movie. That and the literal shit potatoes.

>Buckle up

It's because it was in the trailer.

>>I'm gonna have to science the shit out of this!
>This is easily the most reddit line every conceived.

Pro-gun, intelligent-design, climate-change truther, flat-earther Republican retard detected.

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That's the dumbest shit ever. Who the fuck ever ate oranges while playing sports? That's what Gatorade is for.

>only 90s kids will get this

trying to be a contrarian this hard, ishygddt

Does anyone have the Death Grips edit?

What that one female judge said to mama was one of the most clumsily written and delivered lines

>basic agriculture
>sciencing the shit out of something

Forgot picture

>I SEEN LAZERZ N' SPACE SHIPS N' SHIET
What did Ridley Scoot mean by this?

I'm glad someone else brought this up, the delivery was unbelivably bad.

He was a weird combination of cocky scientific with jock bro and egomaniac. Never like him desu.

To be fair, I've read that the Toad character was supposed to have a thing for talking about what happens to toads in different situations. Still wouldn't have been a great line, but not as baffling as it was in the actual movie.

>6'1 vs 5'11

What did the judge say again?

>"I got the girl cold. I see her first I shoot her. She sees me first, she hesitates, then I shoot her"
>awkwardly disengage from the conversation and walk away

Yeah, I forgot about that dumbass movie

The entire bag scene from American Beauty.

The dragon firework in the beginning "passed like an express train" according to the book. I don't get some lines in lotr.

This is still my favorite part of A Bug's Life.

So how do they handle the badges if your name is long as fuck?

Or hyphenated?

during my rugby match three weeks ago both teams were given orange slices

Woah there pal. This isn't the thread for best movie quaotes.

>Can you write a better line or catchphrase that encapsulates a character or movie?
>Can you write a better line or catchphrase about a man fisting a rhinoceros?
Both of these things are entirely unneeded in your script.

Fuck you, guns are cool

it's supposed to be a joke, not an epic line, dumbass

oh man, that shit only makes me hate it more, and it makes realizes how shitty is mass effect too, damn

memes work though

nice try dumbass

Are we including lines from behind the scenes that someone must've sad? If yes then :
> Hey that Zack Snyder guy seems to make cool looking movies let's let him be the main creative infulence for our cinematic universe

Okay, but I'm not thinking about marketing appeal to the general audience when selecting lines I hate

It's a retarded quip that:
a) isn't funny, and
b) likens what's supposed to be a civil war to a children's scrimmage
It's fucking terrible. I get enough reminders that this is a bunch of fake low-stakes shit from the special effects, I don't need unfunny "jokes" on top of that.

Slices of orange Gatorade bottles?

More like knuckle up cus you just know he's about to fist all those prime replicant future bitches' assholes till the cows cum home.

i liked that line.

>You know what happens when a toad gets struck by lightning?

>I drink your milkshake. I drink it up.

This is actually a critically acclaimed movie.

Take your pick.

Wrong thread, plebbit.

Kinda cheesy, but definitely not the worst.

I liked it too, and it's from the book. None of the cunts here can imagine writing a novel or screenplay, so they hoot and throw shit like monkeys.

>I literally read all that with their voices
tv what have you done to me
also check em

>Movie about Ellen Page impregnated at 14
>Movie still sucks
Literally the best premise ever thought of, wasted.

I don't need to say anything else

>mfw no sequel

He doesn't say that.

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kys this is top kino

youtube.com/watch?v=z9MjMPoWERY

> IM A FLOWWWER AND UR A BEEEE LALALLAA COME ON ME

this can be considered the best, and or, worst movie line ever

I fucking hate Joel Kinnaman, his accent is so fucking strong and clear.

t. Swede

First one is. It's a trailer moment, and it's pretty important in scripts these days. Such as:

>It's a socially acceptable form of insanity.

Is Yousa people gonna die

Cy?

Onara!

>did sport as a kid
>LITERALLY participation trophies

Naw man, I always had the fat kids on my team, and still made close games, and had fun. No bully. Get rekt normie, I'll dominate you in any SPORT

all my this

and the facial expression of flipping the switch.

>This is no man's land, Diana. It means no man can cross it, alright?
>but I am no man

What the fuck were they thinking?

I must have heard that shitty commercial trailer 50 times

It's highlighting Diana's ignorance of English idioms, as well as her lack of knowledge about the war

>He croaks.

Ever looked at a fucking map? they all are flat, retard. The globe making companies (aka globalists) cut into the map making monopoly, with the invention of the globe, it's merely for marketing. Any non-pleb knows not every medicine cure what it says, that there aren't magic hair growing pills, etc. You don't know your a shill, so it's alright