Hey Arnold

We’re all cool with the fact that Gerald’s head was a bong right?

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*steals marge simpson's hair*

The most amusing thing about this show is that Harold is Jewish.

>tfw still no Olga sex-tape with Torvald

>Hi user! I'm ever so excited that you are taking me to the movies today!

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As if these werent the biggest sloots in the football-verse

his hair looks hard stiff, massive and prominent, in contrast to arnold's deflated, impotent, white limpy goldy locks

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Arnold: Hey Grandpa, I've got a problem.
Grandpa: Shoot it at me, short man.
Arnold: Well, see, there's this big jerk at school, he says he's gonna...
Grandpa: - says he's gonna beat you up, eh?
Arnold: Well, yeah.
Grandpa: Gonna give you 24 hours to dangle, eh?
Arnold: That's right!
Grandpa: Big guy, huh? Slow, but with lots of power. Squash you like a bug, eh?
Arnold: Yeah, yeah! What should I do?
Grandpa: I have no idea.
Arnold: I've got to think of something, Grandpa.
Grandpa: Well, you could take my old pistol from the war. Wave it around. Smack him around with it. Heck I don't know, even load it and just blind fire empty it into a bunch of kids eating at the lunch table. I don't know short man, your generation is so limp wristed and pussy it doesn't even really matter at this point. But after eighty years do you know what I have realized?
Arnold: What's that?
Grandpa: Around blacks never relax.
[Grandpa holds his stomach]
Grandpa: Gotta go!
[Grandpa runs to the bathroom]

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Arnold had a fucking comfy room

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>And fly toward the sun

Damn son, I'm genuinely curious, but do today's kids show even come close to this level of feel or character development in any episode?

Hey Maria, Come over here!

no you come ova here

You come over here!

nah. kids shows today are 100% soulless

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"We" are not all cool with your personal interpretation.

What the fuck dude I never tear up about TV and movies. Holy shit I think I might have to watch hey Arnold again 15 after I stopped watching it.

15 years after I stopped watching it

probably my fav show from when i was a kid. pic related is pure christmas kino

I would give anything to be a kid in 1996 again.

With my Golden Magic Sliiingshot

Golden magic slingshot?

>HELP
>LET ME GO
>LET ME GO

Goddammit dude delete this

Carmen opera is pure kino, can't find any clips on jewtube damnit

loved when they showed helga's terribly home life and fleshed her out. she and arnold deserve to be together

Forget you!

this is the coziest thread on Sup Forums :)

i saw "The List" first time when i was way young and promised myself i'd do all the things on arnold's list one day when i was a little bit older. sorry young me

What was on the list?

Can I get a quick rundown on the list? I don't remember that long ago

>to watch every cartoon from six o'clock in the morning until "Dance Craze,"
>to eat three bowls of Sugar Chunks cereal,
>to bike down the steepest hill in the city,
>to play catch with every kid in the park
to go the movies and sit through it three times in a row

way shorter than i remember it being lol but i guess everything seems grander when youre a kid

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I'm 95% sure this day would end with me getting arrested as a 25 year old

>tfw your grandpa will never personally beat up Hitler

yeah im 26 and i think id be too worried eating so much sugary cereal would cause me to spend money i dont have at the dentist's lol

>When Hey Arnold ended in the morning it meant i had to leave to go to school

Always put a bad taste in my mouth about the show

>tfw grandpa is long dead

Deepest lore

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I fucking heard it.

truth

>watching tv before school
Pleb

fag

I can't watch that episode, something about it makes be uncomfortable, probably because I'm KHHNV

Ur mom hugged you.

I will never be Herald in this scene

>KHHNV
what

that scared the shit out of me when I saw it the first time

>tfw you will never be as happy as harold was working in the butcher shop run by that kike

>there were two Jews on Hey Arnold

*inhales*

mrs. vitello says hello

oops pic

Kissless Hand-Holdless NEET Virgin

Oh, so me.

We'll make it someday user!

Nah, I'm killing myself in a year or two.

did anybody else spend hours playing that bus driving game on the nick website? jesus christ, so comfy...

That's a long time away, we can work to make our life better between now and then. It can't hurt to try

D-d-d-do ya have it, Sup Forums? Dare you challenge the Agrocrag?!

obviously italian

there was this butcher guy though

there is no clock, dingus, it never bongs

As a kid I thought those competing on the show had to go through years of training to go for a shot at the crag. The truth isnt that cool though

>Pigeon Man was one of the best episodes
>He was always written to be a one episode character and doesn't have a happy ending
>really didn't need one as that would have ruined the point of his entire existance
>Vincent Schiavelli dies
>New Hey Arnold movie
>Piegon Man is in the fucking trailer talking and smiling and shit like it didn't matter

I'm the only one annoyed by this.

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She looks like that Secret World from Alex Mack guy

>rockos is soulless retread on what made the original so good
>more "dude starbucks sucks lmao" anti-materialist slant that doesn't actually present a reasonable alternative
>it's just going to be manchild pandering like TFA and capeshit
>tfw no more playing sim city 3000 and civ 2 on a shitty windows 98 computer from The Good Guys stores with nicktoons playing in the background
>grow up knowing I had some warm times and let it go
>hope my future kids will have a warm time before western civilization collapses
>my childhood wasn't buried, it was zombified
>worse than death, it's going to be paraded around by greedy kikes without any of the soul that made it good
>probably going to have forced memes attached to it, ala the rick and morty approach or just half-assed like samurai jack

Oh I'm feeling your feels. At least Pirates of the Dark Water will remain forever obscured. Those greedy jews can't take that from me.

did the same shit with seymour the dog from futurama. gave him a happy ending sometime, bullshit, fuck you, i wanted that sadness forever

But Harold is Jewish too

what a slut