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Best character coming thru.

>kill off one of the adults
>kill off one of the teenagers
>kill off one of the kids
>kill off a secondary character

Everyone else survives. Who do you choose?

>Beyond episode 1
>They mention most Eleven cosplays for Halloween are guys
>Mike's actor mentions most people dressing as him are girls

4th for finns ugly bro

waiting for the new edition to the millie post

Best adult: Hopper
Best teen: Steve
Best kid: Jane

*works out while smoking*

Kill Brett Gelman
Kill the freckled face faggot beta orbiter
Kill Lucas's annoying little niglet sister
Kill Brett Gelman

>mikes dad
>jonathon
>max
>journalist jew

>hopper
>steve
>eleven
> keith

BAIT BAIT BAIT BAIT

>kill off one of the adults
Billy's father
>kill off one of the teenagers
Billy
>kill off one of the kids
Max
>kill off a secondary character
Billy's mom

i would unironically suck his dick

So I keep seeing threads about Finn calling Ali gross yet hardly anyone talks about Patton Oswalt introducing Finn onto a panel and saying he was given one of the best porn names by his parents and tells him to never do "Stranger Thongs"

I hate that faggot so much

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>adult
Mrs Wheeler

>teenager
Jonathan

>kid
Lucas

>secondary character
The creepy arcade worker who wants to fuck nancy

If they have the balls to kill off any of the top three, this show earns my respect

Mrs Wheeler
Nancy
Mike
Mike's baby sister

Just to see if the dad notices

Joyce
Jonathan
Will
Lonnie

he wouldnt even wake up from that stupid fucking chair

the suits could've killed them all and just tell him it was the russians, he'd so believe it too

yeah what the fuck. then he dragged the joke out for a whole minute when the cast was clearly like "what the fuck is wrong with you"

Mr Wheeler is clearly a Russian plant

Does that mean Billy is secretly a counter-intelligence agent trying to infiltrate his family unit?

Man, these threads go fast. And to think they're powered entirely by trolls and pedos.

>Millie was homeschooled and had no friends until Stranger Things
>on BST Millie keeps trying to put out that Brenner and Hopper are extremely similar and that brenner is good in a sense
>Duffer bros keep trying to deflect that in the nicest way without outright calling her a fucking retard
>she absolutely adores episode 7 and thinks it was completely necessary
>wants to spend her free time helping charities and making society a better place
>came up with the idea of Mike and Eleven kissing during the Snow Ball
>She even went as far as to say that the directors don't need to use the kiss in the show, but that it's still necessary for Eleven's character and needs to happen regardless
>worth an estimated $30 million
>is claustrophobic
>dislikes eggos, hamburgers, and french fries
>loves to sing and rap in her spare time
>loves to exercise and trains by boxing
>best friends with Noah Schnapp
>loves Keeping up with he Kardashians
>likes carrots + humus
>family almost went bankrupt trying to jump start her career
>is strongly anti-abortion
>has an extreme emotional connection with eleven
>considers herself bisexual
>used to be completely based as a child
>shared a first kiss with Finn
>considers acting to be a natural talent
>deaf in one ear
>blind in one eye
>actually autistic

>humus
still spelled wrong dude, come on, don't be like that

Yes but he's gone rogue, and doesn't know where his allegiances lie

>Stranger Things: The Spy Who Cucked Me

You're late.

Why does Mike like so much such a dull girl?

this copypasta snowballs each thread, ever expanding

>never watched a single Marvel film in her entire life
>is single handedly going to crash the capeshit industry

NEW KNOWLEDGE ONLY RECAP
>$30 million
>blind in one eye
>bisexual

Did I miss anything?

>Don't know where I am
>Don't know who I'm working for
>Don't know who my enemy is
>Don't know what the future holds
>I all I know is: I Must Fuck That MILF.

>blind in one eye
are you just making stuff up now

She dressed as Harley Quinn for Halloween. Proof again of DChad supremacy.

I hope the Duffers pull a Red Wedding and kill this annoying cunt in the next season finale

Proof?

>kill off one of the adults
Gelman
>kill off one of the teenagers
Steve
>kill off one of the kids
Max
>kill off a secondary character
Professor faggot, the nerdy guy

Dustin is our boy.

Brett Gelman
The Cokehead
The nigger
Brett Gelman again

...

Wtf, I love DC now

kek, that's so sweet

based

I still have no idea what Noah is supposed to be.

the Joker Babee

How did this happen? Doesn't sperm usually get weaker with age?

He's the joker disguised as flash.

Jesus, Patton.

Cute lip biting froggo!

Would you say that if it were a white male? Stop infantilizing POC. They are not your babies that need protecting. They are not to be fetishized.

She saved his life and like lucas said, first girl that liked him back

>finn’s a Farting cushion

>Sadie representing Marvel as Captain America

A true patriot

Him and Gaten both showed up as the Jokah baby so he had to throw something else together hastily.

Jesus Christ, What an absolute madman.

>kill off one of the adults
bob lol
>kill off one of the teenagers
that freckled fag steve hung out with in s1
>kill off one of the kids
will, just to put him and everyone else out of their misery of watching him get bullied by the upside down
>kill off a secondary character
white glasses cop so we can get angry black cop with a deathwish revenge spinoff

He's a dumb faggot. She's a dumb faggot.
YOU do the math!

Pottery

That was totally saved by finn, if he wasn’t quick witted or was upset about it that would become very awkward

>white glasses cop so we can get angry black cop with a deathwish revenge spinoff

Mindflayer, you're under arrest, motherfucker!

Did you buy one yet

Yeah, he saved it pretty well, that's when I knew that he was gonna be alright in this industry.

Because that’s how the script is written

That doesn't look like 11 at all

>Benny
>Barbara
>Sarah
>Brenner

>Hastily

Impressive. Very nice.

Is that not the wrong nostril though?

What the fuck that doesn't even look like Eleven

>you'll never take us in, angry black cop, we are beyond your comprehension
>Oh I ain't planning on taking you in, motherfucker

>Try to do couple's costumes with Millie
>Dress as The Joker to her Harley Quinn
>Find out Gaten was going as The Joker too
>"N-no, it's okay, I'll change"
>hastily to rub off makeup and throw on a Flash costume at the last minute
>Now walk around looking like Barry Allen gave a blowjob

What a cuck.

Hopper
Steve
Eleven
Mr. Clarke

Don't disrespect /ourchad/

Maybe you should kill yourself instead

>Now walk around looking like Barry Allen gave a blowjob
o-oh my

Mouthbreather.

omg so mad @ u
me love show with kids
nerd stuff

That part is funny because his brother tried to get him out of the situation but he just kept going on

Ebin troll, Sup Forumsro!

truly Finn is the Chadhard

yeah i told these fags
come on max, let's go home

This man deserves to have his dick serviced

g-guys w-why would "Finn Wolfhard Height" be trending?

I hope they don't bully Finn ;_;

that's a decent height for a 14 year old

>14 year old kid
>only 2.5 inches shorter than me, a 23 year old man
Why live?

He gonna be banging Nancy my in s3

But are you man enough to do it, user?

non-jewish jean-ralphio is my husbando

His doctor said he’s gonna be 6’1

What if the conspiracy guy is actually a Russian spy? For such a huge anti communist he seems to love vodka.

Please stop talking about Finn. He lurks here sometimes and he hates you. Not just people on Sup Forums, but you specifically.

His brother is 5'10" and seems to have gotten the shit end of the genetic stick in his family.
Finn will be closer to 6' for sure
Yeah, I just find it weird that people search for that when he's a kid
wew lad, ladies look out (in four years)

I'm not worthy

Steve deserves a harem.

Better than that NTRing slut.

Also, what was with all the ntr in season 2? Was that the only way they know how to write character development?

My 11 year old nephew is 5'11 and weighs 170 lbs. I have a couple of months max until hes taller than me, maybe 4 or 5 years until he's stronger than me, but thats only if he stops being a lazy little badtard and works out.

he's actually /ourguy/
nofucks given

Conspiracy nuts can be huge patriots who also enjoy vodka. There's precedent.
See: General Ripper