Christmas scene

>christmas scene
>jingle bell rock starts playing

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>Santa Claus is Coming
>'Here Comes Santa Claus'

>Santa Claus isn't Coming
>'Here Comes Santa Claus'

>well it's christmas, all over. again.

>christmas scene
>it isn't of the protagonist drinking himself to death at a vacant strip club and the dancer doesn't strike up friendly conversation with him, leading to a surprisingly hot sex scene shot in imax

>Character forgot to buy Christmas presents
>Final countdown starts playing

>Rudolph the red nosed reindeer shows up
>Rudolph the red nose reindeer starts playing

>Rudolph the red nosed reindeer doesn't show up
>Rudolph the red nose reindeer starts playing

>not run run rudolph

>holiday season begins
>NEET protagonist looks directly into the camera and shrugs
>"here we go again"

>OP
>Literally such a fag as to hate on one of the GOAT opening scenes of all time.
>Lethal Weapon Jingle Bell Rock Blonde doing Cocaine and taking a leap.

youtube.com/watch?v=nrv18WYGOw0

>It always snows on Christmas morning

>A few days before Christmas
>Hectic mall scene
>"It's the most wonderful time of the year..."

>character complains about seeing family/inlaws during the holidays
very fucking original

>santa isnt real
>WHAT DID U SAY BOUT ME LIL BOY!
thats what santa says as he drops down the chimney. WHACK goes his leg as he kicks the little boy in the stomach.

Christmas is the most normie of the holidays.

Why do people have so much trouble with in-laws? All my in-laws are fantastic.

>protagonist takes the hot girl out to a giant christmas tree

>main character is a scrooge
>is visited by 3 ghosts
>ghost of christmas present makes a joke about presents

>normie
>only celebrated by a tiny minority of oppressed religious people
>can't even say "Merry Christmas" in a school without going to prison for life
>can't have Christmas lights up without being hate crimed by militant leftist atheists

>Malnourished, AIDS ridden 3rd worlder comes up on screen
>"SO THIS IS CHRISTMAS..."

halloween = patrician choice

Thanksgiving is objectively the best holiday

>its christmas
>some horseshit "holiday" song

>character lives in a "christian" country that always celebrated christmas
>country starts getting lots of muslim immigrants
>kids in school can no longer do certain christmas traditions to make sure the immigrants don't feel offended

>it doesn't snow on Christmas morning

>normies get to dress up as the latest Internet memes
No thanks

>not Valentine's Day

>character gets too old for the christmas traditions of his youth

>christmas scene
>the tree us up and decorated well before christmas

>christmas trailer
>youtube.com/watch?v=71ZMJnfCMDk starts playing

>November scene
>Christmas decorations visible
>December scene
>Christmas decorations visible
>January scene
>Christmas decorations visible

this tbqhwyf