Character pulls out glock

>character pulls out glock
>cocking sound

>character pulls out double barrel shotgun
>pump sound

>character wakes up
>doesn't immediately go on PC next to bed and stay on it for the whole day until blank slumber calls him once more

>character gently grabs sword
>SHHHHHIIIIIIIINNNNG

dumb frogposter

you're not supposed to be this good

Literally me tbqhwy

>Character shoots non-stop for a full 30 seconds
>Still runs out of ammo

Go full infinite or use some fucking logic.

...

>character shits more than once a month and he doesn't bleed

>metal hits metal
>distinct sound clip plays, the one from half life if you crowbar metal

>serious movie
>wilhelm scream
Why

>guy screams
>its a slowed-down version of the fast zombie scream from half-life 2

>character doesn't spend the whole day farting and shitting and avoiding social contact because they are worried about their smell

>People drinking red wine.

Is this a normie thing or what? Red wine is disgusting.

A nice red paired with a hot steak dinner is out of this world my man

where'd you find this picture of me?

Ikr rosé master race

Most normies I've met (~25yos) think dry red wine is gross.
You might be the normie user

get some fucking class you dumb rabbit

All alcohol is gross, people trick themselves into believing they like it for social reasons. Real men drink chocolate milk.

>character doesnt have to fight the urge to masturbate while at work

Try to accompany eating fat savory shit with it, you'll develop the taste. Duck or lamb and shit, risotto.

Whoah bugs easy on the plebian taste

Green cordial is better than red wine

I'm more of a white milk man myself.

>Not taking 5 bathroom breaks, each one 30 minutes long, and all of them in the ladies' restroom
smdh

oh shit user I didn't wanna have feels this late

>movie out in 2014
>Said to have gained a cult status

It's cheaper to start drinking Drano laced with laxative pills

It's the only alcohol I've ever had that actually tastes good. You know, since it tastes like grape juice.

>character brings sword in screen
>unsheathing sound
>even when not actually unsheathing

>not strawberry milk
You are both gay and I hate you.
Also I like alcohol. It gets you drunk and if you know what you're doing it tastes good.

>you don't rack a glocks slide
You have to get a bullet in there user

>implying
I exclusively drink vodka because I just wanna get drunk, but it is true that people who drink IPAs or craft beer are tricking themselves because it's cool to be a beer snob.

Except OP didn't say rack, he said "cock", as in the hammer, you dingus.

>truck goes past
>blares its horn

>bicycle goes past
>*ding ding*!

>American goes past
>Sharts violently

>yuropoor goes past
>gets culturally enriched by a truck

This is a good way to get heart disease and diabetes. Don't do it.

>wh*te goes past
>robs you of anything you have, uses it to build something pointless, complains when you destory whatever shit he built, marginalises you and calls you a criminal just for your skin colour

dry red wine is the best potion in the world

>trope memethread
>turns into foul bachelor frog thread

>nigger goes past
>sold sold into slavery by their own people, eventually liberated and equalized by white men, given the keys to the greatest civilizations to ever exist, but is simply too lazy to do anything with it so instead creates a false narrative in order to receive underserved reparations and status

>Sup Forumsweenie goes past
>Movie turns to high fantasy because they never leave their basement

> Holds a pump action shotgun with one hand
> Shoots
> Pump rack sound

> Character points pistol at other guy
> 'I'm going to shoot you'
> Lol nah
> Cocks hammer
> 'Wow dude calm down'

Dan "Hi I'm Dan Now Get In the Van" Schneider is a big guy.

He could eat that kid and no one would notice

He probably will. And no one will notice.

Kek

>movie is set in America
>church scene
>no one gets shot

>character grabs a bow
>immediately draws it and dry fires it

Friend of mine works in sound. He told me it's ironic. Almost no one notices. So it's basically shitposting